Name: 焼けたYa。スキー、新年の決意 (Ya Burnt: Skiing, New Year's Resolutions)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T08:03:55.000Z
Duration: 4 min 12 s
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-If you were on Twitter today, you may have seen people

sharing this video about migrating tree frogs and --

I could be wrong here, but I think I smell smoke,

We got a lot of topics to sizzle through and not a lot of time.

that combines everyone's two favorite things --

Hey, skiing, if I wanted to see something go downhill quickly,

I'd just go back and watch the second season of "Lost."

-Also, people who love skiing, we're going to have a problem

if you ask me to hit the powder and you don't have cocaine.

If I wanted something that was going to be broken by February,

I would have asked Santa for some Ikea furniture.

-Okay, so your 2019 new year's resolution

is go to the gym more than you did last year?

Oh, you really think you can handle twice?

And whose idea was it to commit to jogging every day

Ray Liotta did it, and look how happy he is.

New year's resolutions! I promise! Ya burnt!

If I wanted to get this many loose hairs in my mouth,

-There's a reason sheep don't put up a fight when you shear them.

Even they're like, "Get this thing the [bleep] off of me!"

Parent's Wi-Fi passwords. Why are you so confusing?

You got more characters than the Marvel cinematic universe

and more random capitalization than a 4:00 a.m. Trump tweet.

How is Mom supposed to remember 18 letters and numbers?

She can't even remember Tom Cruise's name.

Nothing on your hard drive is worth hiding from hackers.

Nobody wants to steal Minesweeper, version one.

I looked in your folder labeled "old tax stuff" hoping it was porn,

Parents' Wi-Fi passwords, upper case "F," lower case "u."

And what's that? I should be taking fish oil?

Oh, great. Everyone's favorite part of the fish -- the oil.

when the Flintstones started trying to sell them to me

Oh, you guys are a real paragon of health.

Just what every kid wants -- that bangin' Barney body.

-Bounce houses, a.k.a., the child concussion factory.

in an enclosed space and an uneven surface,

Bounce houses are full of air and dangerous as hell.

It's like if Fisher Price made the "Hindenburg."

about the guy who brings in the bounce house.

-Bounce houses, go float away into the neighbor's yard!

Ya burnt! Up next, the greatest generation --

Oh, that buzzer means we've run out of time.

Looks like we'll have to take your asses back to school

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