This is a game that we haven't played before.

You're funny and you're on Twitter, and so

we're gonna show an image and as soon as the picture pops up,

we have ten seconds to come up with a caption.

- Do I go first? - You go first.

- And then she has ten seconds to come up with a caption.

So we're both gonna see an image, and--

- For the next one? - The next one.

- Okay. Okay. - Okay.

- Go. Hmm...

"What's that smell?"

[laughter]

[bell chimes]

- Um, "If that's a sex toy in your back pocket,

you're barking up the wrong tree."

Oh, that's a chair. [bell chimes]

- That's a chair. - That's a chair.

Yeah. Yeah.

"No, Grandma, we're not going to crop you

out of this picture."

[laughter]

[bell chimes]

- "I wanted a pony,

but my mom said this red robot would poop less."

[bell chimes]

- Oh.

"Wait, that's where I came from?"

[bell chimes]

- Oh, no.

Um, wow.

Um, uh, "Well, Cousin Gertrude found an easier way

than working out to get her body beach ready."

[buzzer buzzes]

- Too much time it says.

Is there another one? - I had a whole story.

- Oh. - Oh, what?

- "This is the day he lost custody of the child."

[bell chimes]

- Ha!

Um, "Ellen DeGeneres expressing the inner feelings

of every man, woman, and child in America."

- [laughing] [bell chimes]

Oh.

"What big ears you have."

[laughter]

[bell chimes]

- Oh. Oh. - Oh.

"Yes, it was horrible, but the real crime was those curtains."

[laughter] [bell chimes]