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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite
"If I Had a Superpower" tweets from you guys.
Here we go. This first one is from @haylsann11.
She says...
My power would be to clap, and when I separate my hands a sandwich appears,
filling the space between my hands.
[ Laughter, applause ] That's fantastic.
Three-foot hoagie.
Oh, you got a three-foot hoagie, dude.
[ Laughs ]
Yeah. Invite you to parties and stuff.
That'd be awesome.
Me and my three-foot hoagies.
If we slap hands and pull back, it's a party sub?
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @aking443 He says...
My superpower would be detecting whether someone is going in for the high five or the fist bump.
[ Laughter ] It's like...
[ Applause ]
This one's from @CNHolmberg. He says...
If I could have any superpower, it would be the ability to stretch my arm so I can actually reach the keypad on the drive-thru ATM.
[ Applause ] I can't do that.
Open the door.
What's that -- the tube?
Oh, the pneumatic tube at the banks? - Yeah.
-Yeah, that's good technology. -Those were back in the day.
That was great. [ Laughter ]
-That's the future man. -That's the future man.
Everybody's gonna go by tube.
[ Laughs ] Vrmm.
[ Laughter ]
-We'll travel through tubes, man. -Yeah.
[ Gags ]
This one's from @PhishAndFish,
but the first "fish" is spelled with a "ph."
Ooh, like the band. Like the jam band.
Yeah, Phish. She says...
I'd want the superpower to look into the future when I start any Netflix Series,
and see if I'm satisfied enough at the end that it's worth the time commitment.
[ Cheers and applause ] There we go.
-Wow. -That is -- That's a superpower.
[ Laughs ]
Doesn't wanna know the ending.
Just wants to know if she's satisfied.
This one's from @BridgePidge22.
BridgePidge22 She says...
I want the superpower to always, in one try, turn the shower dial to "exactly the right hot.
[ Applause ] Ahh. Boop.
This one's from @GeorgeDarkow. He says...
My dream power would be the ability to successfully insert USB cables on the first try.
[ Applause ]
Flip it.
-Flip it. -And reverse it.
And reverse it.
This one's from @jamiewboggs. He says...
My superpower would be "never encountering another human being in a public restroom, ever."
And there you go. Those are "The Tonight Show" hashtags.
To check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.



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