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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite --
"My Weird Superstition" stories from you guys.
Here we go. This first one's from @JesseBetts11.
He says, "Whenever I'm home alone,
I always say, 'I see you'
before falling asleep just to see if anyone responds."
[ Laughter and applause ]
"Okay, okay. Then I'll leave then.
You can see me? I thought I was hiding but --"
-Yeah. -"All right."
This one's from @hasasimo.
He says, "My brother-in-law doesn't allow his mother
into the room if the Dallas Cowboys are winning.
If she's already in the room, he doesn't let her leave.
He's done this for over 20 years.
The cowboys haven't been to a Super Bowl in over 20 years."
[ Laughter and applause ]
Hey, leave your mom alone!
-It's his fault. -Yeah.
This one's from @NicolaFry1980.
She says, "When I take painkillers,
I have to whisper what's wrong with me first
like 'headache' or 'sore shoulder,'
or else the medicine won't know where to go."
[ Laughter and applause ]
"Sore shoulder."
-Mnh. -I like that one.
This one's from @RunningUnicorns.
How quaint.
She says, "I never eat the first Pringle
in a can, that' s the barrier Pringle.
I throw it away every time."
[ Laughter and applause ]
-What? Oh, yeah. -Yeah, no.
"No, no, no, that's the barrier Pringle.
Unh-unh. Nice try!"
-That's got factory germs on it. -"Nice try.
I don't want anything to do with that one."
[ Laughter ]
This one's from @timeofbacon.
[ Laughter ]
-Time of bacon. -Yeah.
He says, "Any time someone on TV winks, I have to wink back."
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Audience cheering ]
"I see you!"
This one's from @motownphyllie.
She says -- This is great. -What'd she say?
"When I was little, my mom told me that every grain
of rice I didn't finish in my dinner bowl
would be a zit on my future husband's face."
[ Audience "ohhs", laughter ]
[ Laughter and applause ]
What?! Oh, my goodness.
-Wow. -Oh.
This one's from @DarolineCavrnas.
She says, "I had a bad case of the hiccups,
and they finally went away when I talked about Sandra Bullock.
Now my brother and I will discuss Sandra Bullock
when one of us have hiccups and they always go away."
[ Laughter and applause ]
Really? That's the secret?
Stare at a spoon and just think of Sandra Bullock.
Yeah, Bandra Sullock.
[ Laughter ]
[ Hiccups ] You just gave me hiccups.
Yeah, I gave you the hiccups.
[ Laughter ]
This last one's from @rtran1251.
You think that's a robot?
I hope so.
She says, "I halfway believe in aliens,
but I try my hardest not to think about them
because if they're real, they for sure read minds
and then they'd know that I know that they know."
Oh. Okay.
[ Laughter and applause ]
There you have it, those are "Tonight Show Hashtags."
To check out more of our favorites,
Go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.



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