Name: トワイライトEXTENDEDの動画レビュー (Twilight EXTENDED Movie Review)
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In keeping with my tendency for jumping on
bandwagons once the fad is well past the station

様態の副詞

I watched Twilight this weekend. There are
a few reasons but mostly it comes down to

I was curious. Twilight has become a bit of
a pop culture legend. I've never met anyone

who had watched the movies or read the books
and was indifferent to them. Oddly, both the

books and the movies seem to be held up by
a lot of people as a precedent of BADNESS.

So horrible in fact that the Twilight spectre
seems to linger over most Tween entertainment,

and reduce that particular term to a pejorative.
I had been resisting tween stuff in most forms

but I finally watched the Hunger games not
too long ago and found it not bad. Derivative

but certainly well executed and entertaining.

I sat down and watched it this week and...man...I
LOVE it. The movie is just a symphony of awkward

dialogue spoken by terrible and unbelievable
characters. I say this without hyperbole:

I haven't laughed this hard at a movie all
year. It is a failure but I'm fascinated

Bella moves to a small town in Washington
to live with her Dad. She's a girl who struggles

and yet for the sake of exposition shorthand,
is instantly adopted by a gaggle of teenage

archetypes, including Anna Kendrick. The friends,
I forgot their names instantly, exposition

Bella through the school including the student
Cullen's.

Bella discovers she and Edward Cullen have
a class together. Edward struggles through

the entire class as though he's just gotten
his first erection and isn't sure what to

make of it. Through a massive coincidence
Bella catches him trying to transfer out and

he makes no attempt to avoid her hearing how
it'll be a struggle to sit next to her.

That night, on the phone with her mother,
Bella gets all bent out of shape when her

mother asks if the students are being nice,
despite the fact that half the school adopted

this uncooked piece of tofu on her first day
for absolutely no reason. She ignores her

friends and decides to confront handsome McMeanypants
about that one time he wasn't nice to her.

They make very awkward conversation and that
afternoon he saves her from being crushed

At the hospital the two of them exchange the
most bizarre conversation as Bella tries to

Who talks like this? Was this script written
in an African click language and then run

through Google Translate? Probably actually...Google
is in this movie a lot. That night Bella wakes

up and finds Edward in her bedroom. OR DID
SHE? She finds herself

dreaming of Edward more often and ignoring
her friends who actually treat her well.

Edward tells her if she's smart she'll
stay away from him.

“Let's say for argument sake I'm not
smart.”

Oh I don't think we need to agree on that
purely for the sake of argument. Smart people

Edward suggests he may be the bad guy of the
story.

Really? Because to me so far he reminds me
of multiple Miggs, Hannibal Lecter's neighboring

Bella and her charming group of friends head
to the beach and run into Jacob. Jacob shares

a legend in which his people, descended from
Wolves made a treaty with the Cullen's who

showed up on their land a 100 years ago. Bella
Google's more information about it and decides

to go shopping at a Native American bookstore.
Afterwards she gets cornered by 4 small town

Edward thunders up in...his...Volvo and scares
the rapists by growling out them.

Yeah Edward you monster. SAFETY FIRST. So
Edward takes Bella to dinner and he explains

he feels protective of her and that he can
read minds.

One of Bella's father's friends has been
killed by an animal (it was vampires.) This

spurs in her a realization. She goes home
and Google's more stuff, discovering the

ancient history of vampires. In montage she
finally understands what Edward is.

I just want to point out, we're 45 minutes
into the movie at this point aaaaand….nothing

has really happened. Edward saved Bella aaaaaand….that's
it. The rest has JUST been exposition. People

sitting around talking awkwardly. THAT'S
IT. There really is no PLOT to speak of. For

At 45 minutes in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless
Mind Joel has discovered Clementine has had

her memory of him erased and is well along
the process of having his memory of her erased.

He's about to figure out that he doesn't
want to.

45 minutes into Shakespeare in Love, Shakespeare
has begun production of Romeo and Ethel the

Pirates daughter, and fallen in love with
Viola, the woman playing Romeo who has just

been bought by a fat Colin Firth.
*you are allowed to show your pleasure.*

45 minutes into Lost in Translation we've
established that Scarlett Johanssen and Bill

Murray are having identity crises. Scarletts
husband might be cheating on him with Cameron

Diaz and she and Bill Murray have set out
on a bonding quest through the city. And THAT

Sure Bella has been trying to figure out what
Edward is but we the audience saw the trailer

for the movie. We already know. I imagine,
'Edward is a Vampire' was sentence 3 on

the back of the dust jacket. So if the dialogue
weren't just so joyfully terrible there

would be nothing to keep us interested. Just
pretty people standing around. It's like

watching a 45 minute animated Gif of Tiger
beat. It's not enough to put two pretty

people in orbit of each other and call it
a night.

After her shocking revelation, at school the
next day Bella walks off campus into the woods

for NO reason and Edward follows her. She's
just found out he's a historical murdering

monster so obviously the best choice of action
is to be alone in a vast wood with him. She

tells him she's figured out what he is while
a drunk camera guy swings through the forest...because

Edward drags Bella up the mountain out of
the cloud bank and into the sunlight.

He throws her on his back and super runs up
the hill. Oh God. This movie is awesome. Edward

Why did she have to see this Glitter vamp?
Is it because chicks dig bling? So, revealed

in all his sparky sparkleness Edward goes
on about how he's a killer, has killed before,

WHY? WHY DO YOU TRUST HIM? WHY? Because he
saved you from the rapists? Maybe he doesn't

like other people stealing his French fries.

Bella and Edward eventually just confess their love
for each other, and how dumb they are for

being that way. They share a romantic stare-a-thon
in a meadow and come out as a couple at school

An hour in and still more exposition. Edward
takes Bella to his house so she can stand

around and have an awkward conversation with
his family.

He shows Bella a wall of graduation gowns,
and explains that he's been in high school

No joke. 108 year old who has nothing better
to do than relive high school over over and

over again. Edward shows Bella his room and
the two of them go Tarzaning through washington

forests. I just want to point out again, there
is no plot being moved forward. No question

the main characters are struggling to figure
out. We're watching two pretty people climb

a tree and hover hand each other. There's
a b-story involving a murder with her Dad

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