字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Stephen Strange. Might I offer you some advice? Forget everything that you think you know. Especially when it comes to driving. You're a man looking at the world through a keyhole. Just open the bloody door. Bro! Get your filthy hands off my window! Mr. Strange? Doctor Strange! You've been in an accident. How many fingers am I holding up? Uhh... B- Between thirty and forty. Emergency! Oh come on! Your work saved the lives of thousands. Here you go. Less than six grams of fat. You're a lifesaver, Doc! What if I told you, that reality is one of many? Mummy, make the dirty man fight! I don't believe in fairytales about chakras or energy or personal hygiene. You wonder what I see in your future? A bonebreaking punch to the chest. Kung pow! Damn, girl! You just punched the white outta me! Huh? Whoah!! (Let me out!) ♪ If there's Doctor Strange ♪ In your neighbourhood ♪ Who you gonna call? Goateebusters! A female Ghostbuster? Don't make me laugh. Oh wait - you didn't. Ah, crap. I killed Gollum! I'm so sorry, it's just, you're so damn pale, I thought you were a ghost! The dream is collapsing! Whoah! Ow! Ow! I want to go back. This reality is friggin' freezing! Don't move. You've got something on your forehead. All gone. BEST... BUNGEE JUMP... EVERRRR! Oh crap - no cord! OW, my balls! Teach me. Know your ABC's? Yes. Know your times tables? Yes. If Jenny has five apples and Jacob eats three-- Yeah, I graduated high school! I meant, teach me how to punch ghosts out of people. Oh, well! That's easy. Watch. Wait. Let me get warmed up. Sometimes it takes a few tries. Here we go - this time! Damn! Must be having an off day. Bollocks! Come on, Ancient One - you've got this! Maybe I should come back later-- OH! Ah, there we go! I knocked your ghost teeth out. ♪ If there's Doctor Strange ♪ In your neighbourhood ♪ Who you gonna call? GOATEEBUSTERS! ♪ If he's got a beard ♪ And it don't look good ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! That's right. ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee Mm-mm-mm. ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee! ♪ If you see a chin ♪ Like an arrowhead ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! ♪ If you wish that skin ♪ Was visible instead ♪ Who you gonna call? ♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! Oh yeah! Put a little cream on it. ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee Yeah! ♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee! ♪ I don't suffer from beard fear ♪ Let me tell you somethin': Shavin' makes me feel good! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Sheh. Goatees. Whatever!