Might I offer you some advice?

Forget everything that you think you know.

Especially when it comes to driving.

You're a man looking at the world through a keyhole.

Just open the bloody door.

Bro!

Get your filthy hands off my window!

Mr. Strange?

Doctor Strange!

You've been in an accident. How many fingers am I holding up?

Uhh... B- Between thirty and forty.

Emergency!

Oh come on!

Your work saved the lives of thousands.

Here you go. Less than six grams of fat.

You're a lifesaver, Doc!

What if I told you, that reality is one of many?

Mummy, make the dirty man fight!

I don't believe in fairytales about chakras or energy or personal hygiene.

You wonder what I see in your future?

A bonebreaking punch to the chest.

Kung pow!

Damn, girl!

You just punched the white outta me!

Huh?

Whoah!!

(Let me out!)

♪ If there's Doctor Strange

♪ In your neighbourhood

♪ Who you gonna call?

Goateebusters!

A female Ghostbuster? Don't make me laugh.

Oh wait - you didn't.

Ah, crap. I killed Gollum!

I'm so sorry, it's just, you're so damn pale, I thought you were a ghost!

The dream is collapsing!

Whoah!

Ow!

Ow!

I want to go back.

This reality is friggin' freezing!

Don't move.

You've got something on your forehead.

All gone.

BEST... BUNGEE JUMP... EVERRRR!

Oh crap - no cord!

OW, my balls!

Teach me.

Know your ABC's?

Yes.

Know your times tables?

Yes.

If Jenny has five apples and Jacob eats three--

Yeah, I graduated high school! I meant, teach me how to punch ghosts out of people.

Oh, well! That's easy. Watch.

Wait. Let me get warmed up.

Sometimes it takes a few tries.

Here we go - this time!

Damn! Must be having an off day.

Bollocks!

Come on, Ancient One - you've got this!

Maybe I should come back later-- OH!

Ah, there we go!

I knocked your ghost teeth out.

♪ If there's Doctor Strange

♪ In your neighbourhood

♪ Who you gonna call?

GOATEEBUSTERS!

♪ If he's got a beard

♪ And it don't look good

♪ Who you gonna call?

♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! That's right.

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee

Mm-mm-mm.

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee!

♪ If you see a chin

♪ Like an arrowhead

♪ Who you gonna call?

♪ GOATEEBUSTERS!

♪ If you wish that skin

♪ Was visible instead

♪ Who you gonna call?

♪ GOATEEBUSTERS! Oh yeah!

Put a little cream on it.

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee

Yeah!

♪ I ain't 'fraid of no goatee!

♪ I don't suffer from beard fear

♪ Let me tell you somethin':

Shavin' makes me feel good!

Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Sheh. Goatees.

Whatever!