Name: エクイファックス先週の今夜、ジョン・オリバーと（HBO (Equifax: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:52:11.000Z
Duration: 15 min 22 s
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The company whose name sounds like a theatrical production

-that fucks a fax machine. -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

is one of the big three credit reporting agencies.

The companies who keep financial data on all of us.

So that people like uh, lenders and landlords can decide,

So, Equifax controls some of our most sensitive information

NEWSCASTER 1:  Breaking news from the  credit monitoring company,

Cyber thieves making off  with private information

and I have got good news and bad news there.

The good news is that by "private information"

they don't mean your Google search history, so,

nobody yet knows about the time you searched for,

or "world's richest dogs looking for assistants,"

But the bad news is, the information they got,

NEWSCASTER 2: It's your name,  social security number,

birth date, driver's license  and addresses where you lived,

unless you're in  federal witness protection.

but here's a simple solution, just move 145 million people

That means Jones' uh, you are the Thompson's,

Wait-- wait hold on, Jones' you shouldn't be there,

No, Thompson's I made you the Campbell's.

You should be living in the Jones' house in Phoenix.

-Oh God, the Jones' are dead! -(AUDIENCE LAUGHING)

-The Jones' are dead! -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

Forget the whole plan, I was just trying to help!

-(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING) -And-- and I know--

-I know there might be... -(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)

to routinely send pictures of our junk to each other

about someone seeing our social security numbers?

criminals can do a lot more with that number

than they can with a picture of your dick.

People are gonna be able to open up credit cards

for the rest of your life once they have that information.

They can go out and purchase a home in your name.

They can open bank accounts, take car loans.

Someone who has your social security number

could actually take a job, they could file taxes

before you ever actually file a tax return.

all you're left with is your actual children.

this would've been the biggest news story

"Everything batshit bananas again today,"

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -it slipped under the radar,

but it is worth asking, "How the hell did this happen?"

the people in-charge have done literally everything wrong.

just the way that Equifax told us about the hack.

In early September, their then CEO, Rick Smith,

he may as well be called, "Human Person,"

-(AUDIENCE LAUGHING) -He issued a taped apology,

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