I know.

I just unmuted you on Twitter last night.

Aw, thanks.

Yeah, no prob.

That's such a huge step.

You don't hate me as much anymore. I'm so happy.

I'm so glad we're doing your video first, so we get all of this shit

Yeah, you happy?

Yeah, have fun editing this, whoever's editing this.

Cool cool cool, thanks moonshine!

Hi guys, I'm Stevie, and this is -

I forgot - hi - we're filming a video. Hello!

This is Ally Hills. She's my ex-girlfriend, if you didn't know.

And today we're gonna be watching old videos of us together

for your entertainment. You're fucking welcome.

Oh, it's gonna be so bad.

Are you ready?

Yeah, I'm not even gonna be cringing about us, I'm gonna be cringing just about me.

I know like, oh my god. Ohhhh god

Okay, you ready? Let's just go in.

Let's just go in.

[inaudible arguing]

[blonde] Shut the fuck up!

[Ally] Yeah, that's our relationship.

No!

That's an accurate representation.

That was our on-screen relationship, we never screamed at each other like that

if the camera wasn't on.

This is not gonna go well.

That's not - we weren't mad.

I know.

So we did though, and people were like

[screeching noises]

every time we hung out

and I was like, "No guys, it's fine.

It's a fucking joke."

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, so we were like that. We were like that in real life.

Okay.

This is going off really well.

[video] Yeah, well you're a lesbian, well fuck you.

But I love you.

Yeah!

Fucking suck another dick. What do you want?

No, she said her sexuality...

[Ally] The fact that there's no context.

Oh my - I know what I'm gonna say.

Oh my god.

Are you ready?

No!

Hang on, ready?

[video] I can't be attracted to someone unless I know they're gay.

I can't be attracted to someone unless I know they're Stevie.

Aw, you're trying to butter me up.

[Ally] Cool, cool move, Ally, smooth.

The fact that it just starts and we're like

I was like yeah

Wait, how is that different than right now?

Next!

[video] We are going on a date! It's Taco Tuesday.

It's screams Tuesday.

[Stevie] Oh my god, look how uncomfortable you are.

I'm so uncomfortable.

[video] So? People are staring at us. Who cares?

Well...

Why?

[Stevie] Oh god, what happened?

I can literally see my body

trying to suck itself into, like,

"I want to not be in this. I don't want to be here.

I don't wanna be here."

Oh, I'm so uncomfortable.

Wait, so this is what happened. So then

you're nervous about vlogging.

[video] I... we're vlogging, just so you guys know.

Okay, goodbye.

[Ally] That shirt, oh my god.

That hair! What do you mean, "that shirt?"

I'm sorry.

What did you do?

What did I do? Actually for the record that was your shirt

and you did my hair, so

I didn't do your hair!

You dyed my hair.

I went on an all-day shoot, wait.

You dyed my

Oh my god, you're right, I dyed my hair.

Okay, but you did dye it the second time.

I went on an all-day shoot, and then I was like,

"Hey, babe, come meet us for dinner, we're wrapped."

And then you showed up, and like, eight inches of your hair

it looked like you had just spray-painted it yellow.

Why'd you leave me alone, though? That was your mistake.

And then I tried to help and your hair fell out.

[video] I've never been here.

Apparently, it's Louisiana-themed.

[Ally] Do you see me looking everywhere, but the camera?

I just wanna get out. I just wanna get out.

[video] I know, but the character is from Louisiana- no he's from Mississippi, right?

[Stevie] We're arguing about Forrest Gump.

Yeah, we're not like -

Good content, past Stevie, great content

[video] Well there you go.

[Ally] Good good good good

Good cut.

I would subscribe, for sure.

This has half a million views!

Ohhh, no, what is this montage? Wow.

The fact that you did that unironically is the best part about this video.

This is just - I can't

It's true. It's not ironic.

You were like, "I like this song,"

I'm just shitting on you. I'm so sorry.

This is like our - I think this is our first date night blog that we ever made.

Oh, yeah. Oh I'm pissed. I'm fuckin pissed.

Just furious.

[video] We just had our food. It was really good. I had New Orleans-style -

[Stevie] No one cares!

No one cares.

[video] How'd you like it?

I'm too full.

You're too full? Was it good? It was good?

[Ally] The amount of discomfort is insane.

It's actually insane.

Look at your face.

[video] you can do this if you don't want -

[Stevie] No one cares!

It's so interesting, thank you!

I'm gonna go to Bubba Gump.

That's so fun. I love that.

Oh my god, I just

No, no, no, no

No thank you.

Why is that your reaction?

I'm so pissed.

We sipped out of the same glass.

Look at my face! I'm sorry, that's

Oh, you're angry. You're so mad.

Just angry. Angry kissing.

Aw, now you're not mad anymore.

[video] camera shy now?

[Stevie] You're not mad at me anymore!

Oh my god

Why am I so condescending towards you?

[baby voice] Aw, da boo-boo? She's a baby. This is a camera.

What the fuck?

Ugh, I'm gross. Anyway, next!

I am sweaty.

Don't know what this is.

Oh, a compilation!

Oh, a fan video.

We've definitely seen this. We've seen many.

There's so many.

I'm just

We look so different -

BAD - I'm sorry. I'm not looking at you. Bad, though.

We look bad. When I say "we" I mean "me." Wow. Wow.

And I look exactly the same

I just have a different bright hair color now.

I know.

It's really weird.

We are really - first of all

I forgot that happened.

we are so cute.

[video] [both laughing]

[Stevie] Can we talk about how I thought the shot looked better?

I was just gonna say that

I was really hoping that's what you were gonna comment on because

what are these pillows?

They just happened to be here. I don't know what you're talking about.

No, they didn't. You set dressed this and that's what happened.

Wait, I went to all of the rooms in your parents' house and collected all of their throw pillows

and then just put them there like they were strewn, just happened to fall -

Like we're in a yoga studio. Grab a mat, you know?

What is this? What is this shot?

What actually is this shot? Fuck.

[video] Ally, I'm stuck!

[Stevie] This is when your hat was blue!

This is the hat! Who gave me that hat to wear?

Why do you wear so many hats?

I don't know. Oh my god, to hide the grease.

You're mad again.

I never not mad. I'm always mad.

How do you have an ad on a video that says lesbian in the title? Not fair.

Oh, we're just gonna watch this

[video - singing] Do you like me in a dress?

[Ally] I can't believe we did this live. I'm really proud of us.

I know! It's not lip-syncing.

I know!

Have you ever made a video that's not lip-syncing?

[coughs] What?

First of all

look at how fucking cute we are.

Look at how in love we are. We had just fallen in love.

We had just got back from Dinah. We fell in love.

No way!

Oh, you're right. April.

[video - singing] Am I in love with you?

Tell me do you love me too?

[Stevie] Look how you're looking at me!

Why are you rolling your eyes?

It's for the camera.

Whoa!

Me, though, that's just me.

Aw, you're so cute.

Oh, another fan video

Oh, yes!

[video - echoing] I'm so angry right now.

[Ally] The echo

Oh my god

[video - echoing] Why'd you just call me lady?

[Stevie] Oh, the echoes

I feel like if I'm about to die, this is what's gonna play in my mind.

This is like we died in a plane crash and this is being played at our funerals.

Oh my god, it's like my life flashing before my eyes - this video

This was published after we broke up, I guess.

That's why it's so dramatic.

The skill, the editing, I'm like

En pointe

Aw, Hera.

Oh my god, do you remember that video?

Aw, that's my favorite thing!

That video is where Ally and Spence started snapchatting when we were close, but we didn't want people to know we were dating

And so then you were like

Yeah I'm literally gonna go in for a kiss and I'm like [inaudible]

But then people found out anyway because we're holding hands in the background

I know, I know. It was Kami and Shannon's vlog that like

There's a split second where we're walking to the couch, and you see it and

Oh man

Cat's out of the bag.

[video] I love you.

[Ally] Oh my god, that was honestly sad.

That was kinda sad.

Aw, look how long your hair was.

This editing is so good.

I know, I'm like, "I love us. We're cute!"

It just took this video.

[video - echoes]

[Ally] Oh my god, we died. We just died.

This morning was pretty great.

Wait, I totally forgot about that photo shoot.

Also, great photo, we both look great.

This was our first Dinah. I was trying to find footage from our first Dinah

The fact that we don't have that many videos. We just have to keep watching us do yoga, it's great.

We have so many videos.

Not as many as you think.

[video - Love Me Like You Do by Ellie Goulding plays]

Oh, those were good pics.

Wait, what? This is a great vid. I love us.

It's so good!

Ah, that was the video!

Remember when I had kidney stones

you were so nice.

We're like, "I ship it! Aww. Oh my god."

Oh my god, we ship us together.

Date!

Okay, moving on, holy shit.