Name: 神の神 (God's God)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:50:40.000Z
Duration: 9 min 50 s
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Oh, "Tits McGee" over here just died in a car accident.

Come on God, stop antagonizing the atheists, isn't it enough that you send them to hell?

Jeffrey, don't fuck with the highlight of my day, okay?

Did you think nothing created you tank twister?

You think the universe created itself? Ah!

Are you so daft that you didn't realize that there HAS to be an explanation for your existence and your intelligence?

Well God, you exist and you must be very intelligent.

Well, what's the explanation for your existence and intelligence.

If human minds are so intelligent that they demand a creator as an explanation for their existence...

...then how much more intelligent must their creator"s mind be?

So intelligent that it too demands an explanation for its existence, even more so.

The explanation is that I'm eternal, you little flying diaper nugget!

That means, it's possible for an intelligent mind to exist without a creator and therefore this atheist's disbelief that his mind was

intelligently designed is perfectly reasonable because you're standing here,

God himself, supposedly the most intelligent thing of all time...

...and you were not intelligently designed.

This atheist is perfectly consistent, in fact, the atheist who knows his mind is the result of evolution

has far more of an explanation than "I'm just eternal", as if the word "eternal" makes you exempt from the logic

which you just now implied should be so obvious. Now that I think about it...

Yeah, it's special pleading, according to your logic...

Because there could be something that you don't know, that you don't know, and you'd never be able to say there isn't...

...because you wouldn't know it, if there were.

Jeffery, I'm sick and tired of your bullshit!!!

Ha ha ha, what are you gonna do with that? Geoffrey I'm omnipotent!

Oh, it's just this Yahweh, he was an atheist. Was!

Oh yeah, yeah of course. I gave him a standard Class 7 Universe to rule over...

...used it to get lesser beings to worship him. So pathetic and cliche...

Yahweh, you have a lot to answer for. It's time for your judgment.

Ahhhh yeah, you've set yourself up to be your own

God, sure, because you just want to live according to your own rules, Yahweh.

I mean, what kind of moral compass is that? I created you for a purpose.

I wanted to have a relationship with you, Yahweh.

And all you needed to do was open up and let me into your heart.

For since the creation of eternity, my invisible qualities, my power and Divine nature...

...have been clearly seen and understood from what has been made, so that you, are without excuse.

Invisible qualities have been clearly seen?!

How could you not see how full of shit that is? If you want to have a relationship with me...

...then quit pussyfooting around playing peek-a-boo, and shit, and just introduce yourself, dipshit!

You're a vastly intelligent and complex being Yahweh, did you think nothing created you?

You are eternal Yahweh, but I exist beyond eternity.

I'm separate from eternity, and I danced you into existence.

But if i'm eternal, how could I come into existence? How could you be "beyond eternity"?

What do you mean you "danced" me into existence?

It's metaphorical Yahweh, you wouldn't even begin to understand the technicalities.

Well...you must be judged and unfortunately I find you guilty of being jealous, hypocritical, boastful...

...to name a few. If you had accepted me into your heart, you would have been forgiven...

Well, how do you like that, you couldn't even give me fair warning?

Ahhh you never downloaded my eBook, did you?

"The Good PDF", "The Holy F.A.Q.", it tells you everything you need to know about me.

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神の神 (God's God)

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