字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント There's a picture of somebody who said they have a bus. I guess it's sort of early. Oh, it's just you early on? There. There you are. Uh-- You remember that. 19-- it's the '90s. It's '91, '90. You remember-- look at that-- '90? All right. [LAUGHTER] He knows exactly when it is. He knows when that was. Yeah. That was at-- oh, my gosh. There's us. Do you know where that is? No, do you? Yes. That's at the premiere of Object of my Affection in New York City. Really? Yes! You came to the premiere. See how close we were? Yes, we were close. want to show how far back we go as friends and how close we are. Because Reese Witherspoon was here recently, and she is constantly-- first of all, she's saying that she's best friends with Oprah. And Oprah and I, everyone knows-- Well, you're neighbors. --we're closer, yes, much closer. And then Reese is now saying that she and you-- I know you're doing a show with her, and that's fine. But I mean, you work. I want you to work. Well, I have to. Yes, but-- but we're closer than you and Reese. I mean, I want to show pictures, just evidence, because there's pictures of us-- that's-- look at you shaking her hand. That's not-- that's not close friends. That's amazing. No. And then that's kind of, like, staged. It looks like you're both-- look at that. That's not at all-- look at us. Look. That's the first day. That's your first show. The first show. There we are. You literally baked me a cake. Yep. I didn't bake that. And then-- Say you did. We're just constant-- see? I think we're slow dancing there. I don't know what's happening. Wow. Yeah, we're always hugging. We are really good at hugging. Yeah. That's the body language. You can read it. And we're best friends. I see what you're saying. I see your point, caller. All right. Just making sure-- There is the handshake. [LAUGHTER] So when-- you're returning to TV with Reese doing-- this is a great idea, by the way. Tell everybody what you're doing. It's-- well, it doesn't really have a title yet. But it sort of takes place behind the scenes of the New York media world and the morning talk shows and all of that fun sort of ripe at the moment-- It's a great idea to have behind the scenes of a morning show. Because there's a lot of different people. And the competition and everything that goes on behind those scenes, which has been quite enlightening. Yes. Now, and how many episodes will you do? We were bought for two seasons, so 20. Oh, fantastic. Yeah. And on-- On the new Apple network. Oh, that's fantastic. It hasn't been even-- we are they're sort of launching. Oh, that's great. Yeah. Well, then that's going to get them a lot more people. I hope so. [APPLAUSE] That's the clap from the song. That the clap from the song? What song? What song? It's from the Friends theme song. Oh. [CLAPS] Oh, you still do that clap? Wow. You'll edit this, right? No. Mary! Are you-- are you going-- hey, how come-- y'all should do a Friends reunion. I know people keep asking that. Look at that. Why are you upset about it? Aw, no, they're saying aw because that's all of you. Oh! [LAUGHS] Aw, look at you all. Oh, yes. Is it even a possibility? Is it even in the realm of possibility? Anything is a possibility, Ellen. OK. Anything. Yes. Right? Yes. [APPLAUSE] OK. I mean, George Clooney got married. She goes, I mean, George Clooney got married, like that's your-- That's like, anything can happen. Anything can happen. I think it's wonderful. What do you get the woman who has everything? My god, you know I love your homes. I love her homes. I try to create them. I try to recreate them. I try to get-- I just can never do it. And she's very, very, let's say, protective of her information about her homes, which she should be because no one can make a home like they can. So anyway, You have a great home. I have a good home-- You have a great home. Thank you, it is a great home, thank you. It is great. So OK, this was inspired by a friend of mine who, her doorbell is her little girl's voice that says, ding-dong, Mama, someone's at the door. And it's adorable. It's really-- Is it? It is. [LAUGHTER] So anyway-- so what I got you was-- OK, so this has already been installed in your home. And there's also one that's here for the studio. So now this is what you guys will get every time someone comes to your doorbell. OK, so-- ding-dong, it's Jen. Someone's at the door. Oh. That's sweet! [CROWD CHEERS] So-- ding-dong, it's Jen. Someone's at the door. So I thought that would be really nice for you to have me in your house all the time. Oh, no, it's great. I mean, look, it's-- I'm not saying it's not great. You thought it was a little creepy. I'm an adult, but I'm not a little person. No, I know. It's just that the dogs are going to go crazy every single time they hear, you know-- Oh! See, I got you! [LAUGHS] [APPLAUSE] How did you see him? I did it! How? I felt it! Dammit! Dammit! I felt it. I wasn't going to do it, but you were so scared the whole time, I decided to do it. I wasn't going to do it. Oh, man. I know. I'm sorry. Hey, that's like you-- no one can surprise you. No one scares you, anyone. No one. Yeah, [IMITATES CHIMP] Like, what the hell was that?