Name: PUBG EN 1 MINUTO (PUBG EN 1 MINUTO)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:46:53.000Z
Duration: 4 min 28 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

EEEHM BUT RUBIUZ THAT IS NAT THE PUBG IT'S THE FORNITE

What are you saying? Best, machine, boss, wild beast, typhoon, number 1, buffalo, 
whirlwind!

It's the same game buddy, it's the same game but with Minecraft mode!

DOESN'T MATTER SISSY! IF IT'S THE SAME SHIT! FUUUCK *kicks the table*

Join in a server and the first thing you find is a lobby with 99 people screaming you memes on the ear!

*Friends intro but sung by an amorphous whale coming from pluton*

You enter into a house, and then to another one

And  after walking 5 hours without having lived anything interesting, or finding another player

Oops! You have been killed by a shot that you do not even know where the bullet came from

And this is the game main mechanical 
Loot, walk, die, repeat

If you still don't have the game, and you are anxious to play it, calm your tits

Cause you must spend thousand, and thousand AND THOUSAND AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF EUROS

IN A ONE NASA PC FOR PLAY IT! INVEST ON BITCOINS!

And even if you have have the most powerful PC in the world that shits 5 black holes per second of how powerful it is

The game will run in 12 FPS at the minimum resolution

Since the game was updated by 4 monkeys in an office at Uganda

00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:39,920
eeehmmhmmhm RUBIUZ THAT JOKE  HAS OFFENDED ME AND HAS SEEMED ME OUT OF PLACE CUZ....

And if you need more proofs about this game has been created at Uganda

00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:49,900
And you think that's all? NOPE

HOW TO FORGET THE LAG AND THE SERVERS ARE FELL THE 8 DAYS OF THE WEEK!

EEEEEHM OKAY RUBIUS, BUT IN THIS GAME NOT EVERYTIHNG IS BAD! Is it?

The game has a lot of scenarios, deserts, cities, farms, forests

If you totally love this game, don't worry, cause all the videogames companies on the WORLD

Are taking out a battlegrounds mode for their games

Mario Battle Royale! Pokemon Battle Royale! And YOUR FUCKING GRANDMA BATTLE ROYALE

Son :3 Should I prepare a salad for you? Shut up grandma, shut up...

LET'S GO!!! WE HAVE TO EXPRESS THIS COW UNTIL YOU LEAVE IT DRY FUCK! EVERY  DROP IS GOLD

So just letting you know you are on the center of the red circle and if you don't move that white ass from here, you will eat a rain full of bombs on the neck bro

But hey! Dont be afraid of all that im saying

Little by little you will let yourself in this game

And you're going to start to feel the fucking boss!

AND YOU WILL START TO FUCK ASSES EVERYWHERE

00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:52,980
After hours, they have paid off and last after 5 years playing

Your big prize. ARE YOU READY? PREPARE YOUR ASS

At this point, you start to question yourself why did you spend and lost so many hours of your life in absolutely nothing

Doesn't matter if they don't give you nothing by winning, you're still tainted to this game

You introduce the game in veins cause you know deepn inside of you that it's a good game

cause the game gives you that hype and tension that very few games give you

And everytime you someone you release dopamine in extreme levels getting turned on like a donkey

So, yeah bro, trust me you will keep looting and keep walking and keep dying and keep repeating

And you guys want to know what rating I put to this game?

YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT RATING I PUT TO THIS GOOD GAME!!!??

Subtitles by: ElGabo :3 and edited by SonadowXShadamy :3