I love PUBG! I love it! X4

EEEHM BUT RUBIUZ THAT IS NAT THE PUBG IT'S THE FORNITE

What are you saying? Best, machine, boss, wild beast, typhoon, number 1, buffalo, whirlwind!

It's the same game buddy, it's the same game but with Minecraft mode!

Fortnite in 1 minute? YEEEEEEEAH

DOESN'T MATTER SISSY! IF IT'S THE SAME SHIT! FUUUCK *kicks the table*

Join in a server and the first thing you find is a lobby with 99 people screaming you memes on the ear!

*Friends intro but sung by an amorphous whale coming from pluton*

This starts well...

This game is about walk and loot

You enter into a house, and then to another one

Then to another one x4

Then to another one x3

Then to another one x3

Then to another one! x6

And after walking 5 hours without having lived anything interesting, or finding another player

GET REKT

Boom!

Oops! You have been killed by a shot that you do not even know where the bullet came from

And this is the game main mechanical Loot, walk, die, repeat

Loot, walk ,die repeat x5

THIS GAME IS SO FUUUUUUUUUN

If you still don't have the game, and you are anxious to play it, calm your tits

Cause you must spend thousand, and thousand AND THOUSAND AND HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF EUROS

IN A ONE NASA PC FOR PLAY IT! INVEST ON BITCOINS!

And even if you have have the most powerful PC in the world that shits 5 black holes per second of how powerful it is

The game will run in 12 FPS at the minimum resolution

Since the game was updated by 4 monkeys in an office at Uganda

00:01:36,320 --> 00:01:39,920 eeehmmhmmhm RUBIUZ THAT JOKE HAS OFFENDED ME AND HAS SEEMED ME OUT OF PLACE CUZ....

FUCK YOU!

And if you need more proofs about this game has been created at Uganda

Look how it's translated...

00:01:48,800 --> 00:01:49,900 And you think that's all? NOPE

HOW TO FORGET THE LAG AND THE SERVERS ARE FELL THE 8 DAYS OF THE WEEK!

I LOVE THIS GAME!

EEEEEHM OKAY RUBIUS, BUT IN THIS GAME NOT EVERYTIHNG IS BAD! Is it?

Yep

The game has a lot of scenarios, deserts, cities, farms, forests

FORESTS AND DEATHS?!

The Logan Paul's favorite game! WOW

If you totally love this game, don't worry, cause all the videogames companies on the WORLD

Are taking out a battlegrounds mode for their games

Fortnite, Paladins and much more!

Mario Battle Royale! Pokemon Battle Royale! And YOUR FUCKING GRANDMA BATTLE ROYALE

Son :3 Should I prepare a salad for you? Shut up grandma, shut up...

*claps*

LET'S GO!!! WE HAVE TO EXPRESS THIS COW UNTIL YOU LEAVE IT DRY FUCK! EVERY DROP IS GOLD

AND PUT IT ON 3 EUROS CASES

GAME OF THE YEAR!!!!!

You like to camp heh? HEHE YES :3

So just letting you know you are on the center of the red circle and if you don't move that white ass from here, you will eat a rain full of bombs on the neck bro

NOOOOOOO

But hey! Dont be afraid of all that im saying

Little by little you will let yourself in this game

And you're going to start to feel the fucking boss!

OMG GOOD!

AND YOU WILL START TO FUCK ASSES EVERYWHERE

And finally... your moment has arrived

00:02:49,460 --> 00:02:52,980 After hours, they have paid off and last after 5 years playing

You win your first game

the moment has arrived bro

Your big prize. ARE YOU READY? PREPARE YOUR ASS

Because here you have

CHICKEN FOR DINNER?

What do you mean Chicken for dinn-...?

They don't give me anything else?

At this point, you start to question yourself why did you spend and lost so many hours of your life in absolutely nothing

*Rubius Singing*

Doesn't matter if they don't give you nothing by winning, you're still tainted to this game

It's like drugs

You introduce the game in veins cause you know deepn inside of you that it's a good game

cause the game gives you that hype and tension that very few games give you

And everytime you someone you release dopamine in extreme levels getting turned on like a donkey

So, yeah bro, trust me you will keep looting and keep walking and keep dying and keep repeating

Until the end of your days

Cause this is Fortnite

an addictive game like no other

And you guys want to know what rating I put to this game?

YOU GUYS WANT TO KNOW WHAT RATING I PUT TO THIS GOOD GAME!!!??

AN 11/10

IF THE FUCKING SERVERS WORKED

I'M FED UP!

I'M FED UP! X2

Subtitles by: ElGabo :3 and edited by SonadowXShadamy :3

Ten un buen día (si hablo español :v)

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