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One thing I really miss about New York
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is the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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That was one of my favorite (audience cheering)
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things that happened here.
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Every year I would go.
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But, I always had one criticism.
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Why are the balloons always things for kids,
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like Pikachu, Ronald McDonald.
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I think, the parade balloons should be New York themed.
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I really do.
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It's a big New York event.
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(audience cheering)
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I believe that, in my heart.
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(audience cheering)
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That's the thing I'm most passionate about
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in this lifetime.
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(laughing)
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So, I came up with some New York themed balloon designs.
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Can I share 'em with you
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if they work out. (audience cheering)
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Instead of Big Bird, how about this New York staple?
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Time Square Elmo, right there, you see?
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(audience laughing)
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You smell him before you see him.
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Here's another New York balloon I think would be great.
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A vandalized Citi Bike,
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I think that would be fantastic.
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(laughter and applause)
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Check this one out.
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The New York Giants current 1 - 7 record.
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(booing and applauding)
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There's a really angry guy in the audience.
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(laughing)
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He was like, "What are you doin'?"
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(laughing)
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That guy lost his shit on that joke.
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He was like, "What?"
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(laughing)
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Do I have my facts wrong, sir?
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(laughing)
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Here's a Macy's themed balloon.
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It's a discounted bottle of their Pitbull cologne.
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Yeah, that'd be nice.
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(laughing)
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There's another New York balloon, I'd love this.
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It's a pigeon and a cockroach fighting over a cronut.
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(laughing)
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Hey, now that guy and I are friends again, all right.
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(laughing)
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He's like, "That's okay."
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(laughing)
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I also thought, since I'm back in town,
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the Thanksgiving Parade would maybe have a Conan balloon.
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You know, I just thought maybe.
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(cheering)
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True story, I ran this idea past Macy's.
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They gave me a very quick, "No."
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(laughing)
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Macy's also pointed out
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that the balloons take a year to build.
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An entire year.
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I decided to make my own balloon anyway.
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And, guess what?
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My balloon took a week to make.
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One week.
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It was easy.
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Here's what we did, we really did this,
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we went out and we bought one of those New York City
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strike rat balloons.
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You know what I'm talking about?
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(laughing)
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You can buy those.
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Anyone can buy those.
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(laughing)
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I bought one and we just added Conan features to it.
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(laughing)
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It's actually outside the theater right now.
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Ladies and gentlemen, check out the Conan Strike Rat
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Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.
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(cheering)
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(dramatic, atmospheric music)
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It's a little like a prominent politician as well.
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And guess what?
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Macy's, I know you're watching,
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you heard the crowd go crazy, you're excited,
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my balloon also comes with a special performance
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by American Idol and Broadway star, Justin Guarini.
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Check it out.
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♫ - Yeah.
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♫ Let's celebrate, its' great,
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♫ To be back in this town.
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♫ The city so nice,
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♫ it's named twice. (laughing)
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♫ We wanna hear the sound of the Conan Strike Rat
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(squeaking)
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(laughing)
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♫ The strike rat, baby!
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♫ Yeah.
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(squeaking)
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(laughing)
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♫ We just want cheers - no boo-ers.
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(laughing)
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♫ Let's party in the sewers.
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♫ Yeah, yeah.
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(laughing)
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♫ The Conan Strike Rat!
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(squeaking)
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(applauding)
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That's gonna happen.
