When they didn't date us because of feminism,

we didn't wake up.

They ruined Ghost Busters,

and we didn't wake up then either.

And when they were being shrill bitches

24/7, we didn't wake up.

And now, we are Handmen.

The Feminazis own us, like more or less.

My name is Manfred.

I had another name, it was Fred.

Before the war I was a Senior VP.

Now I'm a Senior VP with some female colleagues.

- No, hey!

(screams)

All I said was she looked like she can take a dick!

It's a compliment!

- [Narrator] We can no longer speak freely.

- Praise be, that was a beautiful film.

- Blessed be the strong, female protagonist.

(suspenseful music)

- [Narrator] Men used to be respected.

I mean, we can still get wasted and eat tacos,

but call feminism an ugly girl thing, and it's jail for you.

- Stop manspreading.

(clicking)

- [Narrator] Now, even the women

who aren't lesbians look like lesbians.

- Manfred, there's a resistance.

Do you know about 4chan and Reddit.com?

- I took you for a dickless.

- We have to keep our heads down here, IRL,

so we can give women a piece of our mind.

My user name is lenadunhamhater69.

- Better always means worse for some.

- But usually that doesn't apply to straight white men.

- We just want you to see women as people!

- I just want to be allowed to say

whatever I want about women's tits.

(dramatic music)

- [Narrator] I must let the others know they're not alone.

(scratching)

My name is Manfred, and I plan to survive.