^- Zoe Saldana.

^- And we're going to read some of these tweets,

^and it's gonna be amazing.

^- Shout out to the woman I heard coming out

^of the theater saying "Mmmm M'baku thick."

^- (laughs)

^- Okay.

^- I'm here to announce my new favorite Disney princess

^is Shuri, she must be protected.

^I would die for her.

To be called a Disney princess,

it hasn't sunk in yet how amazing that is.

It's actually overwhelming, I might cry

I have some fug tears.

^Let's not do that.

^- Mantis: the galaxy looks beautiful.

^Drax: You know who else is beautiful.

^Mantis: Me?

^Drax: No.

^Ily, ely?

^I love you.

^Ilysm: I love you so much.

^Ildiwidwh: If Loki dies in Infinity War,

^I'm dying with him.

Bless.

^- Y'all think when Vision is dying in Infinity War

^they'll put him in a bag of rice and hope for the best?

^- It says in Guardians of the Galaxy Volume One,

^Peter Quill has mommy issues.

^In volume two, he has daddy issues.

^In Infinity War, he has in-law issues.

^(laughs) Ain't that the truth son.

^- Cancel Infinity War and just give me two hours

^of Pepper, Okoye, oh, Shuri, Nakia, Nat, Gamora

^and Valkyrie just sitting in a room talking about

^how stupid the men in their lives are.

^- Wanda Maximoff is the strongest Avenger

^and she will be the one to save the universe

^and defeat Thanos.

^Once she does that all you haters are gonna

^give her the recognition she deserve.

^- (laughs)

Okay, well first off I didn't know I had haters.

^(laughter)

^- I wanna know if Bucky got to eat a plum

^before he went back on ice.

^I really hope he did.

That's all he wanted was some plums back in Civil War,

^the rest was history.

^- So I'll be honest, if Robert Downey Jr.'s Tony Stark

^doesn't at some point say "No shit, Sherlock"

^to Benny Cumbers' Dr. Strange,

^I'm going to consider Infinity War

^an utter and complete failure.

It's an utter and complete failure.

- I tried so hard to get that line in there.

^- It's so corny.

^- Drax be thinking like, "This is Iron Man?

^He's not even made of iron."

- [Don] (laughs)

- That is what Drax be thinking like.

^- [Don] Yeah.

^- Starlord: Hey, you're the strongest avenger like by far.

^- Thor: Okay, Gamora is absolutely the strongest guardian

^but thank you, I love you too.

I am, I am the strongest.

^- True, it's true.

^- Everybody is excited to see who dies in #infinity war.

^I'm just excited to see the banter

^between Rocket and Falcon.

I don't talk to raccoons, I eat 'em.

^- Do you ever think that if Loki and Thor

^survived Infinity War, they would be close brothers again,

^and would start a whole new Asgard

^that peacefully ruled by both of them,

^and although it's too good to be true

^I still think it's beautiful in my dream.

That's so sweet.

Well that is lovely, thank you for that.

^Maybe it's a beautiful dream, let's leave it there shall we.

^- Peter Parker showing up to Infinity War.

^Teen Olympics overslept (laughs), lost coat,

^said (bleep) on TV, and won the U.S. first gold.

That's definitely me. - (laughs)

^- I hope Infinity war devotes several scenes to Shuri

^clowning Tony's tech.

I do too.

^- If Tony doesn't call Rhodey a stupid pet name

^and hugs him in Infinity War, then what's the point.

You know, love Julie, I gotta agree.

This is 10 years and coming,

I still don't have a stupid pet name from Tony,

and barely a hug.

^We hugged once.

^- Wanda says, "We should try spicing things up

^in the bedroom."

^- Vision says: "Oh, good idea."

^- Later.

^Wanda: "What is this on the bed?"

^- (whispers) It's paprika.

^- Mantis is so underrated but if my soft girlfriend

^even has one scratch on her throughout Infinity War,

^I'm gonna fight Thanos and all his allies,

^Steve Roger's style.

It's from a girl I think.

- Yeah, she's asking--

- Oh, that's cool, yeah I'm a girlfriend.

Thank you.

^- Why is no one talking about Sam Wilson

^with a beard in the new Infinity War poster.

Boom!

I don't know, I think my beard looks actually

pretty good.

To say I can't grow facial hair.

- I thought it was very Shaft.

- That's what I said.

- I thought maybe that's what you're going for.

^- Alice: This is the most brilliant British picture

^I've ever seen.

Alice there's going to be a role waiting soon.

^- April is Gamora, Derek is Peter Quill

- And Ben as Thor.

- Okay so this is from Parks and Rec.

So she's saying that this is you.

- Uh huh.

- And that is me and Hemsworth.

- Oh.

- Isn't that funny?

You'd be like this is my boyfriend, Quill,

and this is his boyfriend, Thor (laughs).

- But I have a question, are you both my boyfriends?

- Yeah.

^- She's a baddass.

^- M'Baku could blow my M'Back out if he wanted to.

(cheering)

- I've gotten the dirtiest tweets.

- That's an awesome one.

- You got.

- [Winston] I've gotten Disney after dark.

That's what I got, that's what I got.

- [Anthony] You got that Skinimax.

- [Winston] (laughs)