OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH my god!!

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AH good day every one, and welcome to todays video where I'm going to be cutting open more

stress toys and, OH I'm so excited because we have some crazy ones today

haha I can't believe my life has come to this cutting open stress toys,

but its actually really freaking satisfying not really to do but watch.

So anyways to give you a little sneak peek we have a crazy, what is his name,

its a strech armstrong, this is one of those strechy toys where you can literally stretch

so far and they dont break, every which way, you can pull the legs you could, gosh you can pull his whole body

um so where going to cut into him, to see whats inside him, we've got,

some balls

and some other stress balls and a nice firm peach a haha

so I dont even know witch one to start with, honestly

We have a stupid one... no we'll get to that one next

you know what? I say we start off with... uh

Lets start off with a good old red ball

so I feel like we... I'm not sure if this is the same as the black one

It kind of feels the same like it feels so freaking good

That... Oh I just can't wait to see what's inside

But I guess we'll see

I feel like this one is going to be very satisfying

So LETS DO IT!

oh my god it actually smells soo good too

lets see what the insides are like

lets cut on in

alrighty, time to make that simple incision

lets make a nice a good one

ooh, gorgeous

oh wow, it's a little , oh my good it looks like a little worm coming out of it

wow, woah

eww, it kinda looks like a tentacle

weird, oh my god

ok, that's pretty crazy

oh, it is the same

it's like a freaking cement

ok, I say we make the hole bigger and see what we... oh you know what lets do something we haven't tried

lets make two holes

I don't know what that will do but...maybe it will do something cool

ok, it's not a good with two, oh no it's been ruined, its been compromised

ok this one is the same as the black one, which you guys have seen

I think it was the last episode

so...unfortuantely I've kinda screwed that one over but maybe we can make a nice big cut right here

a nice big one on the back of it, oh... sick

ooh, it's opened, ugh honestly everytime I do this it seriously looks like it's a giant white head pimple

Ugh, I am so tempted to just lick this and eat it but...I know it's very sticky and weird stuff so I'm not going to. It's probably poisonous.

That was marvelous

hehehehe

ok I guess we should probably move on to our next stress toy

ugh, it's so sticky it smells really good though. I think this is where the smell comes from

get away from me

ok so, up next we are going to legit cut open stress balls

so squeeze those crown jewels, prode me, squeeze me, crush me

all the things so this is what they look like uugh

sick, I don't like this, omg there's two harder balls on the inside

this is very weird and disturbing, I can't believe I'm going to be cutting this open but... I guess when in doubt lets cut into them

Sorta nervous laugh, I don't even know where to begin

I feel like it's going to be very liquidy so... get ready oh my god my mind is just imagining... what this would really be like

Eww.. nooo, oh my gosh this is so gross

Eww, this is sick. Woow omg my god no ew

*Gags*, ew that so sick here comes the second

ooh, it bounces right out ok

ew it's like this jelly and this makes me sick

there we have it an empty sac

ok...we found the inner ball I guess we have to cut this one open

I feel like I'm in freaking biology class or something

oh my god it like doesn't wanna, let me cut into it, it won't let me

it's not breaking open guys it's like a super hardcore ball

Up next is this giant peach, but this isn't just like a regular foam peachy stress toy

look at when I press in how slow it comes back up

wow, why is it so slow

like normal foam just go like, you squeeze it opens. This one we need like to find the frick out why are you taking so damn long

maybe it's just from the material, oh my god

oh my gosh, yep it's just foam, it's literally just a type of foam

but it feels so soft in here.. oh it's memory foam. hahaha

I'm like it memorizes where I'm pushing and it's taking so long to come back

it was freaking memory foam the whole time

where's you memory hmm?

you got a brain in here somewhere?

there you go, that's what was inside the peach

ok and now last but certainly not least we have mr.. what was his name, we're just gonna call him Arnold the strong man

Again he stretches to whatever desire, I remember having one of these as a kid

actually, I didn't my cousin's did and we used to pull as hard as we could to try and break it's legs apart. but you can't

look at him he's extremely flexible

although his head is like strong as stone. Yep we're not cutting through that so

lets put him on, *bang* oh that was loud, the chopping block and lets make a simple incision down those abs

because I'm a little jealous that he has abs

why, grr you know what. I feel like I'm in Dexter or something

Ready, set, go

oh my gosh, did it stab through?

what is inside? oh my gosh it's some sorta of liquidy goo

Is it glue? Is it that what is is? Oh my god okay

Lets's try stabbing him again

Oh, it's so stiff. Oh my gosh, I think that's what's inside it, freaking glue

Lets see if we can squeeze it out

Is it hot glue?

Watch it be like superglue, oh my god no that wouldn't make sense *laughs*

I made him nipples, ok

Lets squeeze that nipple

Come on, stretch those arms. Did I do stretching example of this? I think I must have ok

I wonder how far we can stretch him

I just wanna cut off his legs when I stretch him

ok so... that not coming out of there so we need to cut off a limb

we're gonna start off with the arm

yep, its cutting, it's cutting

wow, ok we've cut off the arm. This is what it looks like

Lets squeeze this stuff out like a freaking toothpaste bottle

we're just gonna roll it out. Oh, wow

Look at it big bubble of glue

this is soo interesting

look at how clear that looks on the inside

I would have never guessed that glue would be, well I don't know if it's glue but, some sort of clear substance

it's very sticky

ok, it's almost like a lollipop

this is literally sticking to everything

I'm sorry sir, but we need to make a simple incision on your head

It has to come off I'm sorry

Don't worry we'll get you a nice head plant

Oh, wait. It's not working

I'm just in awe, like I don't even know what to say about this, it's just so pretty and magical

*laughs* Ha, sniff that butt, sniff it

Sniff it he's very very flexible I don't think I mentioned before how flexible he is

while we're here since we cut open real balls, lets see what's in between here

got anything down there sir?

Let's find out, sorry you thought you were indestructible but your not

honestly, this always reminds me whenever I cut open kids toys I feel like Sid from Toy Story. Does anyone else feel like I am?

Alright well there you have it, the guy has freaking glue or whatever the heck this is

Leave in the comments if you know what this is made our of because it's very

Oh my gosh, it's very hard when you hit it. Woah, it's solid, but they it turns into a liquid

what is this magical substance

Kinda scary I feel like we shouldn't get this on you

Ah, but anyways if you enjoyed today's video and would like to see me open more of these stress toys please give this video a thumbs up

Lets see if we can get it to 50,000 likes. If we do I will upload another one and again, leave some suggestions on what you want to see me cut open next

And I will see you all next time, good damn bye

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