JABY: So what happened was all the boys in the neighbourhood wanted to meet up at one particular boys house,

Because he got access to his dads porn stash.

GINGER: Ooooohhhh!

JABY: There was a video. It was like black and white. It was like an hour long of just different scenes and stuff like that.

(Ginger laughs)

JABY: It was kinda weird cuz we were watching with other dudes.

It was my -- it was the first --

GINGER: Why do guys do that?!

JABY: I don't know. I -- I don't know, but it was like the first porn video I ever saw.

Basically we were all supposed to keep it a secret

Somehow dude's dad found out...

About every one watching it...

And they thought I told somebody.

And so all but one of them...

Basically sucker punched me, right?

That last person whose name I cant remember right now cuz it was soo long ago

I've must'v been like 8 years old

GINGER:His name was Rodney

JABY: Yeah... I told him what happened, frustrated.

And he's like, "Well, I didn't get to sucker punch you!"

And he tries to punch me and I am like "Stop it!" And he kept trying to punch me and I am like, "Stop!!!"

GINGER: Ohh my gosh!!

JABY:And eventually it turned into a scuffle. This before all the martial arts.

(Jaby laughs)

JABY: This is like I am a kid

I am actually winning the fight

But I start crying

And kids are like gathering around. And they're like, "Why are you crying?" And I'm like, "Because of our friendship!"

GINGER: Oh thats so sweet cuz you have a heart.

JABY: Exactly but...

But then it goes on for like hours and then --

GINGER: what?!!!!!!!

JABY: We end up like going down the block to this neighbors house and ALL the kids in the neighborhood have gathered.

And I -- and I'm like, "... I'm kinda tired...

"And I'd like to go home...

"Cuz its night time now...

"This is clearly not gonna stop anytime soon..

"I have to go..."

GINGER: Thats always a good choice.

JABY: I ran home to eat dinner

And then after that were you friends with Rodney any more?

-Yaa we were all friends after that

-Awwwww!! Was it worth it for watching that porn tho

-NOOOO!!

The porn was just awkward. It's like when you are 8 years old nothing makes sense, you're like, "What is that juice coming out of her?"