Mac: Hey guys, how are you? Great, that's awesome!

Today, Robby decided to drag me into a video idea

where he is going to show me weird straight porn

because he's straight, and I'm gay.

Robby: it sounded better in my head.

I don't think it's gonna be enjoyable for either one of us. M: Not at all.

[Robby laughs]

R: I'm gonna find him something really good.

I'm gonna look up something that I've never seen before,

ancient internet history,

Two girls one cup.

M: Okay?

R: Oh my God, it has its own website!

M: mark this off my bucket list.

I'm afraid. I'm scared. I'm terrified.

Whatever that means. R: It starts off- [Mac screaming]

R: What the fuck? [Both gagging]

R: I can't do it, Mac! M: Oh my God...

R: Turn it off! Turn it off! M: She's gargling it! *I can't stop it!*

[Wheeze]

R: I will never look at chocolate the same way again.

M: She played with it in her mouth. I want to cry.

R: It looked like ice cream. M: It filled up the entire cup.

R: This is Japanese cockroach porn. M: That already sounds terrible.

R: Oh here we go!

[Muffled groans from the computer as the two of them look on in horror]

["Milkshake" by Kelis in the background] M: What's with the music!?

M: She's drinking it? WHY??? [Screaming]

R: And there has been no nudity so far! M: It has nudity?

R: Let's get to the good stuff, buddy. M: [Weakly] There's more?

[Disgusted noises from Mac, gagging] [Robby laughs in disgust, gagging]

M: How much money is she getting out of this? Why is she doing- [gags]

[Mac gagging]

R: Okay, so how turned on are you? M: Um, not- not at all.

R: Weird and strange sex positions.

M: Is it bad that I know that porn star? R: Really?

M: Yes!

R: What the f*ck is this? M: Why is there so much hair?

R: That's not a vagina...

M: That's a vagina. [screaming]

M: This makes me uncomfortable, 'cause it's just the same girl putting a bunch of stuff in her vagina.

R: How does she fit something like this up there??

Phone: -oh, the one with the balls. R: Oh-

M: Already starting on a great note-

M: Stop!! Whyyyy?

M: Why do this? R: Like, it must be hard for her to move?

M: Oh! Ah!

M: Her face, she looks so serious with it too.

M: I've never seen a vagina in real life. I've never touched one. I don't plan on doing it.

[Robby screams in disgust] [slow-mo Robby scream]

M: We went through a lot...um

M: Thank you guys for watching! Click Robby's face to go to his channel!

M: We also did a video over there where we reacted to homosexual porn.

M: There was shit involved. [Robby chuckles]

M: Anyways, I am MAChaizelli, he is Robbie.

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