There's a new amazing web slinger

And now...

There's a new hero,

who dares to be...

Wimpy

Are you kidding?!

If there's one thing I've learnt from my years of being a kid

It's that you have ZERO control over your own life

Who's excited... about the Great Heffley Road Trip?!

[screams]

From 20th Century Fox

A new generation of wimps hits the road

Meet Greg

You want one?

Oh Greg, I wouldn't encourage them

There's only one (you sure 'bout that?)

(Lol only one yeah right)

Rodrick

A got us *drumrolls* a microwaved pizza

[beeping]

Rodrick

That's a mini-safe

And they disguised it as a microwave ._.

Rowley

Uh... Urgh.

Manny

How bout dat son, you won da grand prize!

*oinks*

Oh my gosh

Mom and Dad

First rule of a roadtrip is... the driver... is the DJ

Soooooo tell me what I want what I really really want

So tell me what you want what you really really want?

I'll tell you what I want what you really really want

[screams]

Please staph. PLEASE STAPH

Okay fineeee.

This summer~ [it's written on the screen, can't you read -.-]

This is perfect!

New Places~

Claire (?) Expose in Indianapolis is this week-end!

It's only... TWO inches away!!

I'm sure that's not how maps work (looks like we've got a genius here!)

Changing destination

[screams]

New faces~

I'm gonna gun it.

(great job)

What did you guys do?

New Trouble~

(Can you even spell properly, Rodrick?)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

*splashes*

-lands like a baus-

Awh, look how cute

The pig's better potty-trained than you Greg [BOOM roasted]

*oinks*

OH MY GOD!

Diary of A Wimpy Kid~ The Long Haul