Name: Epic Microwave Time: BACON (Epic Microwave Time: BACON)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T04:37:55.000Z
Duration: 5 min 23 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

Jon: You still shouldn't try it at home, though.

Whatchu know about "Is It a Good Idea to   Microwave This?" I'm your host, Jory Caron.

And I'm your sidekick, Riley McIlwain. Hey, let me   ask you something- are you a man?

Riley: Then you LOVE bacon! Tell me you love bacon!

Riley: Then you're gonna add bacon to EVERYTHING, like your microwave!

Riley: You wanna add bacon strips to YOUR microwave, don't you, Jory?

Riley: Do you wanna see a microwave strip FOR you, baby?

Riley: The tin foil shield- it actually worked!

Jory: Is it a good idea to microwave this?

Jory and Riley: ...Jory Caron Microwave Laboratory 3.5, safety is our #1 concern.

Jory and Riley: That's why we hide behind this giant tin foil   shield. It's to protect our nuts, because nobody likes roasted nuts!

Jory: We also have a fan to... (coughs) Air or somethin'! I don't know!

Jory: And the new microwave. It's an Emerson microwave. It's Emily!

Jory: And look- bacon! Bacon, 900 watts! So...

Riley: Alright! (reading Emily's label) "For service, please e-mail us at Internet@EmersonRadio.com."

Jory: How long should we put it in there for?

Jon: Put it in there for 8:08, then.   Sounds good to me! Let's do it!

Jory: NO meat is better than bacon- fact!

Jon: If you don't like bacon, there's something wrong with you!

Jon: I had, like, some maple wood-smoked bacon and turkey one Thanksgiving.   It was pretty much the greatest thing I've ever eaten.

Jory: First time I had sex- bacon! (to Riley) Go!

Jon: I hope it smells like bacon. If it smells   like bacon, I have no problem with it smelling.

Jory: It's probably gonna smell like burnt plastic, too.

Jon: Shut your face! Let me have this moment!

Jory: But you need to do that to retain the juices. Bacon is, like, a certain   portion of the pig. Do humans have a certain portion that's kinda like human bacon?

Jory: Where is bacon on a pig? It has   to be, like, the fattiest rump part.

Riley: There's the smoked part. Oh! The bag is very large, I know.

Jory: (singing) "Backbeat, the word is on the street..."

Jory and Riley: (singing) "...that the fire in your heart is out. I'm sure   you've heard it all before, but you never really had a doubt."

Jory and Riley: (singing) I wanna eat some   bacon strips. Get them in my mouth!

Jory: (singing) Or else I'll die! Nothing in   the world tastes better than bacon strips!

Jory: (singing) I want to take my cock   out and let it have a dip!

Jory: (singing) ...the hickory's gonna be the one that saves me!

Jory: (singing) And maple after all! I'll drizzle it on my balls!

*Riley gives squeal while pantomiming fake "drizzling"*

Jon: Pretty good ad-libbin' there, Jory. Maybe you have a   career someday as being a terrible singer.

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