字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント Welcome to faaaah aaaAAAaaahhh It's time for me to review your submissions. I asked you to Photoshop these pictures. Now I'm going to review them, and for next week, we got a new topic. If you're a musician its time to... m... to get your Musical.ly on. I"m going to add a bunch of audios. You can sample it whatever way you want. Just make a song. Make a jamming song. If you got that beat, let it f-flow. Okay. Let's go! Let's- let's review this shit. Well it said it was for free, so I mean... I'll take it. Good Photoshop, extremely attractive. I don't know what else to say, really. Ok, sure. Whatever, good job. GOOD JOB. GOOD JOB. For fuck's sake, what's with the content joke? I have plenty of content. Fuuuu - Jesus. If- If I didn't have any content, then explain why I'm hunting myself. Okay, explain that flawed logic. You can't argue with facts. Fff you. "The pupil of your eye can expand over 45% when you see something that you love." This is just science. Again. STOP... Stop this. Ohh, it's so cute with Edgar though. What the- (laughs) That's kind of awesome. I don't know why you didn't make the centre point, but whatever, it's cool. I appreciate it. I'd buy it. WHOA! What is that? (burp) That's pretty cool. "PewDieLoop?" That's creative. That's pretty fucking cool. Well done. Well done, "Ompalompan", great name by the way. "I'm punk, so I must rebel. I'm Asian, so I must like math. I dye my hair crazy colours so I must be looking for- "(laughs) "I'm the biggest channel on YouTube, so I must make billions and millions." (laughs) "Billions and millions" is the shittiest meme I've ever seen, and for some reason, you guys keep posting that. "PewDiePie good succ, blond Swedish man gets sucked." Okay. Alright. Great, great. Appreciate, uh, PornHub hic- hitting me up, though, with the- the- with the VIP account. I mean... Nothing, nothing happened. "Cocaine, Marijuana, Re-" (laughs) Every day, bro! Respecting wamen, bro. Now, that's just sexy! I think I did a thumbnail like this once. But that's, uh, that's pretty good. I would eat it. I would, uhh, rub it on my body. (soft laughter) Wow, it looks so real(!) I-I-I almost can't tell that this isn't the- I remember it, though. That one time me and fake Marzia had a child together. "Do you think God stays in Heaven because he is afraid of what he created?" Hey, don't Photoshop Brad, okay? He hasn't deserved it. Fuck this. This is the worst meme. "Thank you for making - not you - quality content-" (laughs) Thank you, thank you! I am the nicest. Viewers on YouTube, you guys are too kind. What have I done to deserve such a wonderful audience that truly appreciates me (?) "What are you, fucking gay?" Alright, well, this video is done. Thank you guys so much. Uh, I got a- I got a- I got uh, dentist appointment. That was a joke; I'm still here. (laughs) Nothing like a good old respecting wamen meme. Goddamn it! It's not true, by the way. If it was myself there, then we can talk. "PewDiePie is not original co-" WHAT!? No. Jacksfilms copied ME. Everyone knows that. He's ripping off my whole formula, my whole thing- I did YIAY way before Jacksfilms, guys. "Aww, ain't you the cutest lil thing?" "Is math related to science?" "Oh, no. It's retarded." (laughs) Oh, Katy Perry. What happened? "Where can I find myself a relationship li-" oh, o-okay. Yeah, no, it's another Brad- We do look very cute in that pictre, not gonna lie. We do look way cuter in that picture than ANY of these other ones. (laughs) WHOA! That's fuckin' awesome! Hell yeah! I- (belch) I always wanted to eat Jack. (belch) Oh man, that`s really cool. (laughs) Fair enough, fair enough. Well played, well played. See? Even if you're shit, you can still make it. You can still make it. There is hope for everyone. "Did I spend too much time on this? Yes. Do I regret it? Ye-" No, it's fucking awesome. Hell yeah! Well done. I love it, I look like, um... I like the Edgar in the background, as well. (laughs) Alright, we're going to the final page, so these best be good, okay? Fuck, maybe I should do a fan art competition. 'Cause these are fuckin' awesome. Very cool. Very nice! Jak się masz (Polish) Um... Absolutely. Beautiful. The anatomy of this wach- whamen is, uh, flawless. Oh, god. What the fuck is this? No, just no. Okay? Just no. (laughs) Sweden is my city. (laughter) "Are you religious?" Me: "The Book of Res-" (laughs) What can I say? "The Pugs Awakens." (laughs) I just saw Edgar; so cute~ (more Swedish laughter) And Marzia looks amazingly disfigured; well done. Uh, really, you really hit the nail on that one. "The Pugs Awakens." Okay... Alright... GODDAMN IT! (laughs) "He respec, but he also-" (weird laughter followed by strange inhale) (sigh) Well done. That was good. I like that one. WHOA! That's fucking awesome! Jesus Christ, that's terrifying. Why am I so turned on right now? Uh, excuse me. I have to do something... Just kidding! I'm still here! That's fucking awesome. Well done, Goesses. "I am pregananant." (laughs) You're retarded-arded. (laughs) "But this isn't Photoshopped!" Yes, it is! Okay? Don't believe the lies of the media... or the Reddit comments. "Cocaine. Marijuana. Beer. Direspecting-" (laughs) Of course it had to make it back again. "Pewds gets rekt at SGDQ." "I would really prefer if you stopped doing "try not to" challenges." (laughter) Aww... Aww! (laughs) Well done. We-Well use of the shitty source material that I gave you guys. Okay. NO! That is wrong; that is factually incorrect. "Pewds should be in 720p, he never uploads-" (laughs) Yeah, that's true; I ha- I still have shitty internet. "This person tried to-" (laughs) I-I-I... Nothing to fear, that's how you know your phone is safe. (laughs) For fuck's sake. Seriously? (laughs) That should've been the thumbnail of that video, goddamn it. Alright, so the last one, the top one, goes to MassiveWeebYT (laughs) "Nice touch in the back-" Oh, come on! "What's her name?" Of course. Uh, excuse me. My name is PewDiePie, alright. I'm a little offended that you misgendered me. Okay! That was it for this week's of FRIDAYS WITH PEEEWPIIIE! Honestly, I love these. I think these are my favourite weekly videos to do. I know everyone's like "Ugh, oh, he's out of ideas!" "Because he asks his fans-" but, I think it's cool. I think it's fun, and uh... I uh... Yeah, I don't know. It's not that great, actually, now that I think about it. It's the same shit over and over, basically. But if you think you have the skills for next week, to make it in the video, check out the link in the description. Make the most lit song possible. And you will make it... to the next level. My name is PewDiePie, and this has been Bro Awesome. That was so cringe. I don't know where I was going with that. (kisses fist) SISTER FISTER!