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>>[SIGHS]
COME CHILLAX ON
MY FAVORITE COUCH,
PULL UP SOME NETFLIX
AND KIND OF CHILL OUT.
>>I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW.
>>WE KNOW YOU'RE THE RAT!
>>SOUNDS LIKE SOME OF
THE FAMILY IS STILL AWAKE.
LET'S GO SEE WHAT THEY'RE DOING.
COME ON.
COME ON.
>>I DON'T KNOW-
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>>HEY YOU HOODLUMS,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN HERE WITHOUT ME?
>>JOHNNY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING MAN?
>>I'M VLOGGING.
♪♪
WE'RE AT THE FUNERAL OF
OUR GRANDPA DON PALADINO.
IT'S A GOOD MAN.
OH, CHECK IT OUT!
IT'S VINNY.
WHAT'S UP BUDDY?
GIVE IT UP.
WHAT'S UP?
WHAT'S UP?
THIS GUY RIGHT HERE,
HE'S TAKING CARE OF A LOT DUDES.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
>>[LAUGHTER]
SUCH A JOKER!
HE'S KIDDING, EVERYONE.
I-
I AM A RESPECTABLE BUSINESSMAN.
>>YEAH.
HE SELLS DRUGS.
>>JOHNNY!
>>TODAY'S VLOG IS BROUGHT
TO YOU BY DASANI WATER.
ENHANCED WITH
MINERALS FOR A PURE,
CRISP TASTE.
>>JOHNNY, YOU GOT TO
DESTROY THIS FOOTAGE.
WE CAN'T HAVE THIS
ON THE INTERNET.
>>THIS...
THIS IS ACTUALLY A
LIVE STREAM SO...
>>SOMEBODY!
>>KIND OF HERE RIGHT NOW.
HI GUYS!
GUESS WHO'S GETTING
A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
CHECK OUT THESE KICKS.
HM, WHO COULD IT BE?
MAYBE IT'S THAT GUY.
WE'RE TALKING RACKETEERING-
>>NO.
>>MONEY LAUNDERING.
>>OKAY, NO.
>>EXTORTION.
>>LET'S TURN IT OFF.
TURN IT OFF.
>>LOTS OF EXTORTION.
THINK OF HOW MANY TIMES
YOU'VE EXTORTED PEOPLE.
WHILE WE'RE HERE,
DO YOU THINK THE VICTIM COULD
HOLD THIS REAL QUICK?
THIS GUY HAS SKILLS.
THE ENTIRE BENVITAS FAMILY HE
TOOK CARE OF WITH A RUSTY
MEAT HOOK AND HIS BARE HANDS!
>>REALLY?
>>ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
YOU KNOW-
>>YOU DID WHAT?
>>I DIDN'T DO ANY OF THAT.
>>BUSTED.
>>YES, I'M SURE.
>>HE'S MAKING-
HE'S MAKING IT UP!
>>I AM DONE!
>>COME ON!
KAREN!
>>WHO WANTS TO DO
AN UNBOXING VIDEO?
SHOULD WE FIND OUT
WHO'S IN THE BAG?
LET'S DO IT.
LOOK LIKE IT'S-
[GASPS]
THE MAYOR!
KEEP GOING.
KEEP GOING.
>>I SWEAR I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
>>THUMBS UP, YOU GUYS!
BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE.
>>WHAT?
>>[SHUSHES]
WE'RE SNEAKING INTO
THE HOME OF OUR RIVAL
GANG THE CHELIO FAMILY.
IT'S GOING TO BE HILARIOUS.
WE'RE GOING TO PUT A HORSE'S
HEAD IN THEIR BATHTUB.
>>JOHNNY!
>>WHAT?
>>WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?
>>UH, MY PRANK CHANNEL.
UH, THIS IS GOING TO BE FOR THE-
OKAY, I CAN SEE YOU'RE-
[GUNSHOT]
WE'RE GOING TO TRY TO SEE
IF THIS KNIFE WILL GO ALL THE
WAY THROUGH THIS HEADREST.
READY?
OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU SHOT MY CAMERA!
>>I'M SORRY!
>>THESE ARE REALLY EXPENSIVE.
>>WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE
OF COMMITTING A CRIME!
>>YET, ANY TIME IS A GREAT TIME
FOR QUALITY REFRESHMENT.
>>IS THAT A BACK-UP CAMERA?
>>NO, NO, NO, NO.
COME ON, NO!
[GUN SHOT]
YEP!
IT WORKS!
>>HOW MANY CAMERAS DO YOU HAVE?
>>WE'LL IF YOU'D STOP SHOOTING
THEM WE COULD HAVE DROPPED THIS
HORSE HEAD OFF TEN MINUTES AGO!
>>DON'T BLAME ME FOR TRYING TO-
>>THAT WAS-
IS THAT A CANNON G7X?
>>[GASPS]
IT IS!
FINALLY!
SOMEBODY WHO
APPRECIATES THIS ART FORM!
>>I DO.
HEY, CAN I OFFER
YOU AN AQUAFINA?
AQUAFINA,
♪♪ FOR HAPPY BODIES. ♪♪
[GUNSHOT]
♪♪
>>FIRST AND FOREMOST,
WE'D LIKE TO THANK
SHAY CARL HERE FOR HELPING
US OUT WITH THIS VIDEO.
>>CHECK OUT SHAY'S REAL VLOG
THE "SHAYTARDS" BY CLICKING
HERE HE POSTS AWESOME
VIDEOS ON THE DAILY.
>>AND YOU RIGHT NOW,
SITTING AT YOUR COMPUTER,
SUBSCRIBE TO STUDIO C.
THUMBS UP THIS VIDEO AND LEAVE
US A NICE COMMENT BELOW.
THESE GUYS HAVE HILARIOUS STUFF
AND THEY GOT A LOT MORE COMING,
SO BE SURE TO SUBSCRIBE, OKAY?
RIGHT?
YOU GOT FUNNY STUFF COMING,
RIGHT?
TELL ME YOU GOT FUN STUFF-
>>WE GOT GOOD STUFF COMING.
>>DO NOT-
>>WE'VE GOT IT COMING!
>>OKAY, IT'S COMING.
>>DANG!
>>CHECK IT OUT!
>>AH!
>>OKAY.