Sorry I took so long, but I think you'll

agree it was worth the wait.

Ooh, yes.

Why are you wearing your fancy clothes?

Why aren't you wearing yours?

These are my fancy clothes.

Mm.

Jean's all dressed up for the school-wide mock trial.

He's the big, top prosecutor.

Oh, right right.

I'm a sharp-dressed, silver-tongued devil.

Yeah, and he's going up against Louise,

the savvy defense lawyer.

It's Belcher against Belcher.

(SARCASTICALLY) Whoop-dee-doo.

We win either way.

It is impressive that our kids got chosen to be the lawyers.

It really is.

Also, totally random.

Yep, literally, picked out of a hat.

And we can't forget the most important

role of all, Tina, the juror.

With great jury comes great responsibility.

You lucked out, T. I wish I could sit on the jury

and zone out while we do a mock trial of "Snow White."

Whoa, do you think the Evil Queen

gave Snow White a poison apple?

Yes.

That's for a jury of her peers to decide, but probably.

It's just so babyish.

I mean, why can't we do a mock trial of a double homicide

or something?

Ooh, double homicide.

Twice as nice.