Am I too old to be this stoned?

Was it your breasts from the start?

They played a part

For goodness sake

I wasn't told you'd be this cold

Now it's my time to depart

And I just had a change of heart

I'll quote "on the road" like a twat

And wind my way out of the city

Finding a girl who is equally pretty won't be hard

Oh, I just had a change of heart

You smashed a glass into pieces

That's around the time I left

And you were coming across as clever

Then you lit the wrong end of your cigarette

You said I'm full of diseases

Your eyes were full of regret

And then you took a picture of your salad

And put it on the Internet

And she said, "I've been so worried about you lately

You look shit and smell a bit"

You're mad thinking you could ever save me

Not looking like that

You used to have a face straight out of a magazine

Now you just look like anyone

I just had a change of heart

I feel as though I was deceived

I never found love in the city

I just sat in self-pity and cried in the car

I just had a change of heart

Then she said, "I've been so worried 'bout you lately

You were fit but you're losing it

You played a part, this is how it starts"

Oh I just had a change of heart

Oh I just had a change of heart

Oh I just had a change of heart

Oh I just had a change of heart

Oh I just had a change of heart

Oh I just had a change of heart

Oh I just had a change of heart

Oh I just had a change of heart

Oh I just had a change of heart