The lady who had the baby?

No, the herb.

I'm looking for recipes for Thanksgiving next week.

Uh-oh.

Somebody is getting excited about Thanksgiving.

Hm, maybe.

He's freaking out.

Look at him.

Yeah, he's pulling his hair out.

Oh, wait.

No, that was like that.

Hm, bald joke.

Yeah.

What you doing, Tina?

You didn't finish your homework last night?

Oh, this isn't homework.

I'm working on some erotic holiday fiction.

Hm.

Oh, like the one you wrote where Saint

Patrick got his groove back?

- Oh, you read that? - Yeah.

I loved that one.

Wait, you read it, too?

I mean, I heard about it.

Well, I was reading it out loud.

I overheard some of it.

I heard it, too.

What's this one about, Tina?

Well, this one's for Thanksgiving,

and it's called, "The Quirky Turkey."

It's about a turkey who wears glasses

and also she has skinny legs that she may or may

not hide with knee-high socks.

And she feels left out because she doesn't look

like all the other turkeys.

Is that about you?

No.

Uh, what?

All right, fine.

It might have been inspired by a real-life event where a

certain word was thrown around.

Hi, guys.

Tina, you're so quirky.

She's right, you are.

You are.

- You are. - Oh, my god.

You really are.

Oh, my god.

She's, like, so quirky.

Wait, is quirky a good thing?

(LAUGHING) That's such a quirky thing to ask.

So, yeah.

I'm taking back the q-bomb and mixing

in a fun holiday message.

Well, that doesn't sound very erotic, which is totally fine.

No, some stuff happens with a pig.

Oh.

Some suggestive situations, implied nudity.

Oh, OK.

I got it.

So how does it end?

The not-quirky turkeys realize that they aren't there

for dinner-- they are dinner.

And they get their heads chopped off on Thanksgiving.

Aw, that's nice.

So you excited?

My little turkeys get a long weekend.

[sighs] I'm looking forward to Thanksgiving,

but I am not looking forward to the day before Thanksgiving.

We have to sit through one of Mr. Franz's stupid plays again.

I'm still bored from last year's play!