I've written a few songs all about stuff babies

actually care about.

No more rainbows and unicorns-- real baby issues.

Right.

Like heartworm and parvo?

No, baby stuff.

Oh.

Oh, human babies.

I didn't realize there was an agenda.

OK, look, just pay attention.

Momma liked to party when you were in her belly,

drinking she did some.

Momma liked to party when you were in her belly,

that's why you are dumb.

I call that, "Momma Like to Party,"

parentheses Chris's Song.

Stewie, that's good.

Hey, can I write one?

Yeah.

We need as many as we can.

Our first gig is Saturday.

It's a birthday party. -Wow.

Already?

How'd you book a gig so fast?

Easy.

I figured out the perfect way to get the word out

to middle-aged moms.

Musical entertainment available for parties.

Musical entertainment available for parties.

Hey, where you drinking that chardonnay?