With my queasy smile?

Am I too dirty? Am I too flirty?

Do I like what you like?

I could be wholesome, I could be loathsome

Guess I'm a little bit shy

Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me

Without making me try?

I tried to be like Grace Kelly

But all her looks were too sad

So I tried a little Freddie

I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown, I could be blue

I could be violet sky

I could be hurtful, I could be purple

I could be anything you like

Gotta be green, gotta be mean

Gotta be everything more

Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?

Walk out the door!

How can I help it? How can I help it?

How can I help what you think?

Hello my baby, hello my baby

Putting my life on my brink

Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me

Like yourself?

Should I bend over? Should I look older

To be put on your shelf?

I try to be like Grace Kelly

But all her looks were too sad

So I tried a little Freddie

I've gone identity mad!

I could be brown, I could be blue

I could be violet sky

I could be hurtful, I could be purple

I could be anything you like

Gotta be green, gotta be mean

Gotta be everything more

Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?

Walk out the door!

Say what you want to satisfy yourself, hey

But you only want what everybody else

Says you should want, you want

I could be brown, I could be blue

I could be violet sky

I could be hurtful, I could be purple

I could be anything you like

Gotta be green, gotta be mean

Gotta be everything more

Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?

Walk out the door!

I could be brown, I could be blue

Violet sky

I could be hurtful, I could be purple

I could be anything you like

Gotta be green, gotta be mean

Gotta be everything more

Why don't you like me? Why don't you like me?

Walk out the door!

Cha-ching!