Ok, repeat after me

I'm proud to say yo' mama took a Cosby sweater

I'm proud to say yo' mama took a Cosby sweater

Elvis Presley had sex appeal

Elvis Presley had sesss mmnh

I'll do the Spaceman Boogie

I'll do the Spaceman Boogie

I'll brush on my sassy face

I'll brush on my sassy face

There's two different Einsteins

There's two different Einsteins

I enjoy makeup

I enjoy makeup

Okay, that's all!

Our foes in the walkways

Are crab guys

But they don't have meat

And they sound weird but we're sure they're not black.

Tonight I'm partying more faster

I want to make a friend feel like it's ok

to plant his swatch of artichokes

But what was I supposed to say?

Your baby cousin likes me 'cause I'm more normal and have a smushy finger?

Nope.

And listen, ladies.

Romance is deception.

Romance is a parody.

It's how we get you cuddly and naughty-naughty

and not questioning men more than a two-nights window.

I buried a possum in this yard to keep it hidden

And for a week, please, let's all go quietly down this road

wearing our backwards pants.

Oof! That's rough!

Of course it is

I like opiates.

There's a song I gotta sing

Touch the sky and colorful bears will take you for the jump

Touch the sky, all ghosts make webbing

Sorry I got stuck, we have to bring slaw

These grandmas are getting hungry.

[applause]

But your old black dog can't touch my

My behind ieahhdlkalksdhkjkg

Waa lajkhsjdhgjhgdf

Wuh yeahhhhhiiii

Yeah, wayyyy

ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-hee-hee-hee-hee

I sold my frog

Fwayyyyyy

Ayyyyyy

La pwayyyyyyyyyyy

Thank you