Because what guy doesn't want to go to his office

and have his family there?

You know?

And then you go home after work and catch up with the family.

And then the next day, same thing.

Just try to make it a weekend.

So you can, uh, spend some time with the family.

Isn't that the dream?

Now, I understand the show was quite

different when it started.

Yeah, in the original pilot, I was actually the star.

It was called "Chris Griffin, Teen Doctor."

Sir, I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

Well, I can't be any worse than what's in here.

[canned laughter]

I adlibbed that line.

I wasn't even supposed to talk.

What they didn't know was that I've been privately doing jokes

about the newspaper for years.