Mrs. Parkhurst?

I'm Meg, your new student volunteer.

Oh, you must be my new student volunteer.

Yeah, I just said that.

What's your name, dear?

It's Meg.

Can I get a new person?

Nonsense, come in.

And between you and me, I hate my new student volunteer.

That ugly little Meg.

She says she's a girl, but she certainly

has a boy's body odor.

[sigh]