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  • Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria

  • Equestria didn't exist.

  • What did exist were three warring tribes, divided by racism.

  • They were also very, very cold.

  • The coldness followed the tribes everywhere they went and only made them angrier at each other.

  • The pegasi could fly and control some of the weather, but they couldn't grow food in

  • their clouds.

  • They were hungry all the time.

  • The earth ponies could grow a butt ton of food, but could do little against the weather.

  • They were cold all the time.

  • The unicorns couldn't fly and were also hungry, but they had magic, so they were the

  • superior race.

  • They were superior all the time.

  • It's soon discovered that the cold weather is caused by Windigos feeding on their hate

  • for one another.

  • The three tribes are forced to unite and 'friendship really hard' until the Windigos are banished.

  • Once the cold weather was gone, the tribes realized they could use their abilities to

  • help one another.

  • The unicorns then built their new capital of Equestria: Canterlot.

  • It is here that they appoint their new rulers, who are alicorns.

  • Alicorns are like unicorns but better because they can fly.

  • Alicorns are very important, but among these few alicorns are two sisters, Celestia and

  • Luna, who are the most most important.

  • These two do all the sorts of things you'd expect from two children of an elite race

  • such as writing journals, exploring the forest, and building another castle in the middle

  • of nowhere; because why not.

  • Somewhere around this time The Crystal Empire is formed.

  • It has something to do with a unicorn named Amore getting her cutie mark, but no one actually

  • reads the comic books so we can't be sure.

  • The elite of Canterlot care not for the happenings of a foreign race and go about their daily lives.

  • Celestia and Luna grow up.

  • They have the duty of controlling the sun and moon.

  • This duty is bestowed upon them by a wizard named Star Swirl the Bearded.

  • Star Swirl is known for his magical abilities.

  • And for being bearded.

  • Around this time in the north, a protective relic known as The Crystal Heart is stolen

  • by a dragon.

  • This causes The Crystal Empire to get really cold and its citizens are not happy about this.

  • We are not happy about this.”

  • They said.

  • Thankfully, Princess Amore is powerful enough to replace the heart.

  • She does so just long enough for Celestia and Luna to fly north and rescue it.

  • Why would you want live in such an inhospitable place?”

  • Celestia asked Amore.

  • “I dunno.” said Amore.

  • With the Crystal Heart back, the magical energy is once again generated by the spirits of

  • the Crystal Empire's citizens.

  • Their spirits are kept high by weaving baskets, playing weird instruments, and murdering each

  • other in jousting tournaments.

  • Suddenly, a god of chaos rips a hole in the fabric of reality and unleashes chaos all over

  • Equestria for a bunch of years.

  • Some believe this is a period of time where the previous generations of My Little Pony exist.

  • What other than the mind of a god of chaos could produce the likes of sea ponies and

  • Newborn Cuties?

  • Celestia and Luna find a magical tree in the forest they used to play in, on which they

  • find what we now know of as The Elements of Harmony.

  • They use The Elements of Harmony to turn the chaos god known as Discord into stone.

  • Discord is used as a decorative stature in Canterlot for pigeons to poop on for thousands

  • of years.

  • Celestia hides the Elements away in the 'other' castle for future use.

  • What art thou to do with those, dear sister?”

  • Luna asked.

  • “I dunno.”

  • replied Celestia.

  • Meanwhile, two weird looking brothers visit Equestria with the intent of robbing it of

  • its pony magic.

  • Their names: Scorpan and Lord Tirek.

  • Scorpan decides that he actually likes ponies, and rather than take over Equestria he betrays

  • Tirek and helps Celestia.

  • Scorpan feels bad for his non-brony brother, and gives him a gold medallion as a sign of

  • his brotherly love.

  • Then Celestia banishes Tirek to Tartarus which is basically pony-hell.

  • Tirek is unhappy about being sent to pony-hell and swears revenge.

  • “K, have fun with that.”

  • Said Celestia.

  • Before anypony in a position of leadership can catch their breaths, another villain tries

  • to take over.

  • This time, it's King Sombra, in the Crystal Empire!

  • Celestia and Luna fly north and defeat him, but in doing so they activate his trap card

  • causing a super evil curse to activate.

  • This super evil curse causes the Crystal Empire to disappear, along with the writer's care

  • for coherent storytelling.

  • After defeating yet another villain with minimal casualties, Celestia and Luna fly back to

  • Canterlot.

  • Luna is tired of being a princess that only comes out at night, and with the help of some

  • super evil magic she transforms into a villain that only comes out at night.

  • She calls herself: Nightmare Moon.

  • Oh yeah did I mention that she controls the moon and can enter ponies' dreams?

  • Yeah that's probably where the name's from.

  • Thankfully, Celestia had been saving the Elements of Harmony for a rainy day like this, and

  • with much regret, and much love for irony, she banishes her banana-loving sister to the moon.

  • After losing the Crystal Empire and her sister, Celestia decides that she shouldn't be the

  • only pony capable of keeping order in Equestria.

  • Celestia forms a royal guard, known as the E.U.P., to watch over Equestria.

  • This royal guard proves to be a pointless endeavour because almost a thousand years

  • pass without any notable disasters.

  • Equestria is growing as fast as the average brony's doll collection, with various pun-tastic

  • cities sprouting up everywhere.

  • Ponyville is founded not far from Canterlot, thanks to the presence of magical Zap Apples

  • which drive tourism and trade.

  • Many moons later, the eventual Mane Six are born and raised.

  • Applejack and Rarity in Ponyville, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy in Cloudsdale, Twilight

  • Sparkle in Canterlot, and Pinkie Pie on a rock farmsomewhere.

  • Shortly before leaving school and moving to Ponyville, Rainbow Dash participates in a

  • race that forever changes the course of Equestrian history.

  • In a magical blast of energy, Rainbow Dash's speed and raw awesomeness forms a sonic rainboom.

  • This causes a chain reaction of events affecting each of the future Mane Six.

  • But before that can happen, a time-traveling unicorn named Starlight Glimmer rips a hole

  • in the fabric of time, causing numerous alternate universes including but not limited to:

  • Sombra's Reign, Literally Fallout, and Capitalism.

  • For the sake of simplicity, we'll stick with the most popular timeline.

  • The one in which the fewest ponies die.

  • Twilight Sparkle is startled by the rainboom during an entry exam, which causes a magical

  • surge of energy to get Princess-senpai to notice her.

  • It also transforms Twilight's parents into plants and probably kills some ponies just outside.

  • It's okay though, because Celestia takes Twilight Sparkle in as her protégé and later

  • sends her to Ponyville in search of friends.

  • Because Twilight's friends in Canterlot simply weren't good enough for the princess.

  • Little did Twilight know, Celestia is frequented by visions of the future and had a plan.

  • Unlike the writers.

  • The Mane Six happen to meet in Ponyville, just in time for the Summer Sun Celebration.

  • This is an annual event to celebrate Celestia's victory over Nightmare Moon.

  • Suddenly, Nightmare Moon returns from the moon and kidnaps Celestia.

  • Equestria is plunged into darkness.

  • Solar energy companies everywhere go bankrupt.

  • Meanwhile, The newly-formed Mane Six join together to fulfill an ancient prophecy to

  • save Celestia and all of Equestria.

  • Or at least, the important parts of Equestria.

  • Everypony forgot about the Crystal Empire already.

  • It is during this adventure that they discover the Elements of Harmony stored away in the

  • 'other' castle, which is now in the middle of a super evil magical forest known as Everfree.

  • Then, Nightmare Moon destroys the Elements.

  • Ha!

  • The elements are destroyed!” said Nightmare Moon.

  • Ha!

  • We're actually the elements!” said Twilight.

  • The Mane Six then 'friendship really hard' and defeat Nightmare Moon.

  • Rather than banishment to the moon or pony-hell, the Mane Six simply strip Nightmare Moon of

  • her super evil magic and she transforms back into Luna.

  • Oh and Celestia also appears out of nowhere and the day is saved by plot convenience.

  • You may now proceed to view the entire My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic cartoon.

  • Pretty much everything picks up from there.

  • "...And that's how Equestria was made!"

Once upon a time, in the magical land of Equestria

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馬術史(ポニーパロディ (history of equestria (Pony Parody))

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    陳治嘉 に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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