This is Principal Shepherd with the lunchtime announcements,

and as a special treat, I thought

I'd deliver them in the rapping style

you kids are so enthused about.

Later today you're going to have a big thrill,

because shortly after lunch there'll be a fire drill.

And when you go out to wait for the bus,

mm, go in an orderly fashion, or your hair will get mussed.

You suck!

INTERCOM: No, you suck.

I can't hear you, I just presume somebody must have yelled,

you suck.

Anyway, last announcement, don't forget,

it's time to vote for homecoming king and queen.

Nominations are due by 3:00 PM today.

Peace out.

No, you're a douchebag.

Wow.

Can you imagine if one of us was homecoming king?

Then people would want to sit with us at lunch.

Yeah, you should run.

I'll nominate you.

You know what?

I'll do it.

Maybe I'll surprise everyone, like when

you find out a buttoned up library is actually super sexy.

Excuse me, ma'am?

Yes?

There's a dead homeless man blocking the card catalog.