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  • Sorry. Are you alright? I'm getting my radar fixed Monday.

  • -You live in New York? -l do.

  • -There you are! l didn't see you there. -You are shameless.

  • -That woman was 6 months pregnant. -Which is the reason l flirted with her.

  • It made her day. It made her feel really good.

  • -So, it was out of compassion, right? -I'm working on it.

  • -Good, good. What about the other woman? -Blind.

  • -Blind. -Blind... like love.

  • Let's go for a ride. Why, you're afraid you're gonna pull a muscle?

  • No? Come, lets ride the lake. It'll be fun.

  • -l can't. I'm breaking up with you. -So, do it in the boat.

  • No.

  • What's the matter?

  • My God, you're serious.

  • It's got nothing to do with you.

  • -Really? -Really.

  • l can only offer you what we've got... right now... just this.

  • Until it's over. And it will be over.

  • l could've put off telling you but it wouldn't be fair...

  • l don't understand this.

  • How can you be so sure? It's only been a few weeks!

  • Feelings change. Situations evolve. You don't even really know me.

  • Maybe not. But l know me.

  • I'm sorry.

  • I'm looking to see a Chilean Sea Bass.

  • -It's not on the sideboard? -No. l see no Bass.

  • I'm gonna kill that son-of-a-bitch! Fakir! Did you move my fish?

  • I'm talking to you. Did you move my fish?

  • Could it be this one lying here disguised as an Arctic Char?

  • Arctic Char! The other son-of-a-bitch, Gluckman, who calls himself the fish man.

  • -Boss, I'm getting pissed. -l validate that emotion. Netto? Problem!

  • -Yes, boss. -Bouillabaisse?

  • -In there 20 minutes exactly. -This pot is empty.

  • -This pot is bouillabaisse-less. -Fakir! What did l tell you?

  • -You got a minute, boss? -Yeah. Where'd it go?

  • -Taste it. -Turmeric.

  • -No turmeric! -How much? Three or four?

  • -Four. -You're right. Perfect. Congratulations!

  • Excuse me? I'm here to meet Will.

  • Of course.

  • l know, l got it, l got it.

  • What happened to Lynn?

  • l believe l baked that cake.

  • Light up the oven. There's a fresh bowl of batter at the door.

  • I'm an easy-going guy, right?

  • I'm good to my staff. l treat them well. ls that a mistake?

  • Because, an occasion, one of them has stepped over the line and said very...

  • -familiar things about my private life. -If l didn't feel like...

  • l was leading these poor women to the slaughter...

  • -So, warning you has no effect? -No. It's almost like a Greek tragedy, isn't it?

  • Ok guys, I've got some bad news. I'm kicking you out...

  • so that other people may eat. Here are your checks.

  • The good news is the bar drinks are on me. Tommy?

  • -You got it. -Thanks.

  • Ladies, ladies, what am l gonna do with you? You're killing me.

  • -Us? Come on! -How about l set you up out on the patio?

  • -Out on the patio? -Before my bartender leaves his wife.

  • -l was divorcing her anyway. -Restrain yourself, Tommy.

  • Eriko...

  • -Are you too busy? -It's frantic tonight, a madhouse.

  • -Can you bear with me 2 minutes? -Sure.

  • Alright, I'll be back.

  • We got the heat going now. Billy? The heat's gonna be up all the way around?

  • l got this and the champagne is coming in any second.

  • Happy Birthday to you...

  • Happy Birthday to you...

  • Happy Birthday to dear Charlotte...

  • Happy Birthday to you...

  • Everything okay? I'll come back later.

  • -Finally. I'm sorry. You alright? -ls that Will Keane? It sure is.

  • He hasn't changed a bit. What did you do, make a deal with the devil?

  • -I'm sorry, do... -Come on. It's Dolores... Talridge.

  • -Dolly? l can't believe it... -Be careful of the cocktail.

  • -Oh my God... -l know.

  • -Time has kicked my ass a little. -No, don't be silly. You look wonderful.

  • Will... spare me the bullshit.

  • Honey, are you feeling alright? You look sort of sea foam green.

  • I'm fine. It's him.

  • -He's how old? -Who cares?

  • If he's rich as well, you might have a fight on your hands.

  • l want you all to meet an old chum of mine. He's irresistible.

  • He's Will Keane. And he owns this overpriced establishment.

  • Overpriced? l can't believe you'd say... Where else are you gonna find a...

  • -beet salad for under 35 bucks? -l loved the Chilean Sea Bass. Shannon.

  • -Shannon. Thank you. -I'm Simon.

  • -Hi Simon. -Nice to meet you.

  • You too. May l ask whose birthday this is?

  • The birthday girl happens to be my granddaughter, Charlotte.

  • It's not Katie's daughter?

  • You bet. She's got Katie's eyes, hasn't she?

  • And talent! Forget about it.

  • Do you know that this kid made from scratch all these crazy hats?

  • -They're great. -Then she got serious with mine.

  • -Pretty sassy, isn't it? -Very elegant.

  • -Isn't it divine? -You're not kidding about this?

  • Have l ever lied to you?

  • No, it's wonderful. Really wonderful work.

  • Do you speak?

  • -Thank you. -So, you're Katie's daughter.

  • -You about... -Twenty-tow and never been kissed.

  • No, l don't buy that. Happy Birthday, Charlotte.

  • -Thank you. -Great to see you again, Dolly.

  • -Great to see you, Will. -Go right in there. There you go.

  • -Great seeing you. Bye. -Be still my beating heart.

  • -Or, is that yours? -l think it's mine.

  • He's cute but he's a little old for Charlotte.

  • -He's simply fabulous. -How do you know him?

  • From Newport. He's an old friend of your Mom's.

  • Thanks, Melissa. Good night.

  • When Will Keane comps Crystal to an underage girl, l know what'll happen.

  • She's not underage. She's 22.

  • -l know her grandmother. -Tell me you're not gonna date her.

  • The grandmother? l promise I'm never touching that woman.

  • You know what's wrong with people like you? Too much sex. It melts the brain.

  • -Here we go. -No worry about that around our house.

  • I'm on your side. I'm the good guy.

  • I'm sorry. l melt at least 3 times a week.

  • -ls he lucky I'm off the market or what? -They wouldn't even look at him.

  • -You hear? They wouldn't look at you. -You're going to do this, aren't you?

  • What is it with you two?

  • l smile at this girl, she bushes from head to toe. Why would l do this?

  • Knock it off. You'd kill to be in his place.

  • -Okay bitch, I'm ready. -Not me!

  • -Can we start with "good-morning"? -My God, I'm so sorry. Who is this?

  • Guess.

  • -You? -Guess.

  • -Who'd you think it was? -My friend, Simon.

  • He always call me the morning after to... dish.

  • -Do you want to talk to my grandmother? -No, l was calling you.

  • -You were? -I got this little problem.

  • l thought you could help me out. l got a Benefit coming up. One of those...

  • black tie worthy cause, lousy food kind of thing.

  • I'd like you to make a hat... for me. Actually, not me, it's for my date.

  • l don't wear hats, except to Yankee games.

  • The problem is that l don't know her hat size and l don't want to ask her...

  • -because it's a surprise. -Was it the woman you're with last night?

  • No.

  • Cause she had an abnormally small head.

  • It might account for the limited conversation.

  • l could always put in an adjustable band.

  • -That's perfect. Wonderful. -It is risky doing it this way.

  • You can do it. Life rewards the courageous few. You can do this.

  • Can you give me a point of inspiration?

  • -Like what? -Like an image. This hat is like...

  • Like the line of a woman's hip.

  • -Okay. -When can l have it?

  • -Let's say... two weeks. -Great!

  • -I'll give you till Thursday, 4 o'clock. -Okay. Wow.

  • One other thing...

  • -you say "wow" an awful lot. -l know.

  • You're a grown-up now.

  • -When is that going to stop? -Soon.

  • -I'll see you Thursday. -Okay. Bye.

  • Wow.

  • -Mikey, how you doing? -I can't complain.

  • You're early, aren't you?

  • In this soup, you're better safe than sorry.

  • -Will Keane? -Visitor.

  • He's going to a fancy party tonight.

  • He's up on twenty-four. I'll key the elevator for you.

  • Tony, this was not an ace Parmesan from Froman's...

  • Tony, this was more like a pepperoni from Scarsdale...

  • l know the difference!

  • It's difference price.

  • -You're late. -l know.

  • I'm so sorry. l tried to get a cab and couldn't. l took the subway and...

  • Yeah, yeah, it's alright.

  • What's the point of being beautiful if it isn't to keep men waiting.

  • In fact...

  • I'm disappointed. l was looking forward to at least half-hour of suspense.

  • -l could leave and come back. -Too late.

  • So, whaddya got?

  • -Try it on. -I'm soaked.

  • It's alright. Go ahead. Try it on.

  • You have to imagine it on your friend.

  • ls it the line of woman's hip?

  • -ls it? -Yes.

  • -What a shame. -Why?

  • -She stood me up. -Who?

  • My date. She called an hour ago; said she had a cold.

  • It sounded more like the hiccups to me.

  • -So, you mean you're not going to go? -Alone? No, no...

  • Unless...

  • What?

  • No... no...

  • -Wait, no... wait... -No. Forget it.

  • No wait, what were you going to say?

  • l don't know. l don't know.

  • You wouldn't want to go, would you?

  • Great. Forget it. Thanks.

  • Thank you very much.

  • It's just...

  • -You've got the hiccups! -Are you kidding? I'd go in a heartbeat.

  • -You're fabulous! -Yeah?

  • Oh dear...

  • -It must be me. -Must be.

  • -Do you think I'm too old for you? -No, l collect antiques.

  • Or l aspire to.

  • We appreciate it.

  • l would love to go, but I'm a disaster.

  • l think with a little plaster and a little paint, you're as good as new.

  • Do you wanna see the dress?

  • There's a dress?

  • I'm curious. What made you choose my restaurant for your party?

  • l had to pick a place for my party. l read that article about you.

  • -The magazine! -The magazine.

  • -It's so embarrassing. -No. l liked it.

  • You don't dance. You float.

  • That's from my dad.

  • l used to stand on his feet.

  • My mom was a great dancer too.

  • But, you knew what. Maybe.

  • We danced a couple of times.

  • Now you're dancing with me. How weird is that?

  • She was very special.

  • l had great parents. l was lucky.

  • Shall we do this?

  • Here you go!

  • -Do you want something to drink? -Yes, champagne please.

  • I'll get you one. Sit at the table and I'll be over in a second.

  • l had to come. l work at the museum. What's your excuse?

  • -A date... sort of. -With Will Keane, right?

  • -Yeah, do you know him? -Only by reputation.

  • -I'm Lisa Biloy. -I'm Charlotte.

  • -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you too.

  • What's he like?

  • Damn it, l see a huge donor disappearing. l gotta go.

  • -Enjoy yourself. -Yes, you too.

  • -Here you go. -Thank you.

  • -Who was that? -Lisa somebody.

  • -Here's to... -Us!

  • Some people star to fall into recognizable patterns.

  • The next step is that... immediately... you know people...

  • inside. And if it's a woman... it's a romance, forget it. It's just...

  • this majority chilling effect 'cause you know exactly in the beginning...

  • what's going to happen in the end.

  • What l like about you is l find you... completely unprecedented...

  • and therefore, utterly unpredictable.

  • God! That must be a relief.

  • What?

  • To finally deliver that speech to a woman and have it apply to there.

  • Because, coincidentally, l am all those things you just said.

  • -Yes. -And so much more.

  • My yoga teacher calls me a "unique".

  • -Come again? -A unique.

  • A unique. He's a very wise man. Are you sure he's not hitting on you?

  • It's a woman! You are what she would call a "typical".

  • -Really? -Yes! Really.

  • l can prove it too. You want me to?

  • -Okay, try. -Alright...

  • Come here.

  • I'm serious.

  • Closer.