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  • - Oh, I got it, I got it!

  • (laughter)

  • - My beard!

  • Oh, there's a long one!

  • - [Woman, Off-Screen] Make a wish! Make a wish!

  • (laughs)

  • - Bonjour!

  • (laughter)

  • Hi everyone!

  • It's Tyler, and who am I here with today?

  • - I'm Alex Wassabi!

  • - I'm here with Alex Wassabi,

  • who is my best friend of all time.

  • - Our parents were close friends.

  • - Our parents were in a group love affair.

  • So we're brothers.

  • - I was not aware.

  • So we could never date then if we're brothers.

  • - I take it all back!

  • I've made a huge mistake!

  • (laughter)

  • So next month, Alex is coming to a

  • very special event with me.

  • - Mhmm. - What are we doing?

  • - We're going to camp.

  • - My favorite part of camp last year was when,

  • every day during lunch I would serve the people

  • tater tots, and mac n cheese and things.

  • This is me serving. (laughs)

  • And I thought, well, when we're at camp,

  • we should have a day where we serve lunch together.

  • - Okay, what should we serve, Tyler?

  • (both laugh)

  • - We should make sloppy Joe's--

  • - (gasps) My favorite.

  • - But, the thing about camp is, I feel like the

  • friendships you form are so close.

  • Closer than close.

  • And so to kind of experience that firsthand,

  • maybe we should get so close.

  • So Alex, I think we should become so close

  • that we become one person.

  • I say we duct tape ourselves together.

  • I'll use one arm and you use one arm.

  • - Easy.

  • - And then the rest of our body will be fused.

  • But I think we need help to become one.

  • - Okay.

  • - So special guest, pop on in!

  • - Hello, I'm LaurDIY.

  • - You got a boyfriend?

  • - No.

  • - Good answer.

  • - Just this one.

  • - (laughter and screaming)

  • - Okay, so you're ticklish. Got it.

  • (audio fast-forwarding)

  • - Yes! We're done!

  • - So like I said, the friendships you form at camp

  • are closer than any friendship you'll ever make in life.

  • Almost as close as this.

  • (ding)

  • - First, we need half an onion.

  • - So I'm only allowed to use this arm.

  • - I'm only allowed to use this arm.

  • - So maybe you should hold it and I'll just whack it?

  • - Okay, go.

  • - No!

  • - Hard, hard.

  • - Oh, wow! (screams and laughs)

  • Okay, so that's half of that.

  • Now you get this green pepper.

  • Give me half.

  • - Okay.

  • - Oh my God.

  • - Hiyah!

  • - Wow. Okay, so now chop it.

  • - (makes clinking sound)

  • Sure, yes, yes, yes, bitch!

  • - This is gonna be the sloppiest Joe I've ever made.

  • - I've made a sloppier Joe.

  • (laughs)

  • - Okay, good.

  • - Like this?

  • - Yeah, bam!

  • You hold it--

  • You think this is gonna work?

  • Oh, oh my god. Actually yes.

  • (exclaiming)

  • Yes, honey, yes.

  • Are you my hype girl right now?

  • - You're so good!

  • - Do you think that's chopped enough?

  • You suck.

  • (laughter)

  • - We got our bowl of--

  • - You just screamed in Daddy's ear.

  • (laughter)

  • - We got a bowl of onions and peppers.

  • Yes, now what's the next step?

  • - Meat!

  • - I feel like we're kind of like--

  • bring it around town!

  • - Bring it around town!

  • - Okay, so now we've chopped our veggies,

  • which is step one, but step two is--

  • what is that?

  • - [Both] Garlic powder.

  • Ketchup.

  • - And mustard.

  • - And one more.

  • - And brown sugar!

  • Mmm. You wanna try?

  • It's good!

  • - So you need 3 teaspoons-- is that a teaspoon?

  • - Yeah.

  • - Oh yes, slam it in.

  • Give the people the sugar!

  • - Oh, that was close.

  • Now some of this garlic powder.

  • Half a teaspoon.

  • There we go, that seems right.

  • (laughter)

  • Bam!

  • And now what, ketchup and mustard.

  • One teaspoon of mustard.

  • - And we need three quarters of a cup of ketchup.

  • (laughter)

  • - Okay I got it.

  • - Careful with those beautiful teeth.

  • Oh wow.

  • - (singing)♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup

  • - [Both] ♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup

  • (beat boxing and singing)

  • - ♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup

  • three quarters of a cup of ketchup

  • - Oh shit, okay now mix it.

  • (laughing) Get me out of here!

  • Wait, do we have a whisk?

  • Come with me.

  • This is whisky business, y'all.

  • (laughing)

  • - Why are you jiggling?

  • - Oh I forgot.

  • I thought it was supposed to be like a Kitchen-Aid.

  • It's meat time.

  • - Release the meat!

  • - Oh my god, you're really taking it.

  • Scurry on over to the stove.

  • So, now that we've made all of our ingredients--

  • - We place the meat in the pan.

  • - I don't think that's what we do.

  • Grab this and now--

  • - Put that in there.

  • (screaming and exclaiming)

  • - Now it's time for the meat, Alex's favorite part.

  • Now be so gentle.

  • Oh my god, not gentle at all.

  • Don't move a muscle.

  • What'd I tell you?

  • - Let me flip it!

  • - No, don't flip it.

  • - I 'm a flipper.

  • - Oh my god, just absolutely not.

  • Now, what I'm giving you today is

  • metallic duct tape realness.

  • Category is: cinched!

  • - [LaurDIY, o.s] What's happening over there

  • with those two hands?

  • - These old things?

  • - [Laur] Look at Alex! - Bitch!

  • (laughter)

  • Wow, I gotta say, this looks like a natural delicacy.

  • So, what's cookin' good lookin'?

  • - We got the sloppy Joe, all we need to add is the sauce.

  • - My arm is not strong enough for that slowness.

  • Hurry up!

  • There it is!

  • There you have it, a sloppy Joe!

  • (laughing, screaming)

  • Ow, yowzer!

  • I can't wait to make this at summer camp.