字幕表 動画を再生する 英語字幕をプリント - Oh, I got it, I got it! (laughter) - My beard! Oh, there's a long one! - [Woman, Off-Screen] Make a wish! Make a wish! (laughs) - Bonjour! (laughter) Hi everyone! It's Tyler, and who am I here with today? - I'm Alex Wassabi! - I'm here with Alex Wassabi, who is my best friend of all time. - Our parents were close friends. - Our parents were in a group love affair. So we're brothers. - I was not aware. So we could never date then if we're brothers. - I take it all back! I've made a huge mistake! (laughter) So next month, Alex is coming to a very special event with me. - Mhmm. - What are we doing? - We're going to camp. - My favorite part of camp last year was when, every day during lunch I would serve the people tater tots, and mac n cheese and things. This is me serving. (laughs) And I thought, well, when we're at camp, we should have a day where we serve lunch together. - Okay, what should we serve, Tyler? (both laugh) - We should make sloppy Joe's-- - (gasps) My favorite. - But, the thing about camp is, I feel like the friendships you form are so close. Closer than close. And so to kind of experience that firsthand, maybe we should get so close. So Alex, I think we should become so close that we become one person. I say we duct tape ourselves together. I'll use one arm and you use one arm. - Easy. - And then the rest of our body will be fused. But I think we need help to become one. - Okay. - So special guest, pop on in! - Hello, I'm LaurDIY. - You got a boyfriend? - No. - Good answer. - Just this one. - (laughter and screaming) - Okay, so you're ticklish. Got it. (audio fast-forwarding) - Yes! We're done! - So like I said, the friendships you form at camp are closer than any friendship you'll ever make in life. Almost as close as this. (ding) - First, we need half an onion. - So I'm only allowed to use this arm. - I'm only allowed to use this arm. - So maybe you should hold it and I'll just whack it? - Okay, go. - No! - Hard, hard. - Oh, wow! (screams and laughs) Okay, so that's half of that. Now you get this green pepper. Give me half. - Okay. - Oh my God. - Hiyah! - Wow. Okay, so now chop it. - (makes clinking sound) Sure, yes, yes, yes, bitch! - This is gonna be the sloppiest Joe I've ever made. - I've made a sloppier Joe. (laughs) - Okay, good. - Like this? - Yeah, bam! You hold it-- You think this is gonna work? Oh, oh my god. Actually yes. (exclaiming) Yes, honey, yes. Are you my hype girl right now? - You're so good! - Do you think that's chopped enough? You suck. (laughter) - We got our bowl of-- - You just screamed in Daddy's ear. (laughter) - We got a bowl of onions and peppers. Yes, now what's the next step? - Meat! - I feel like we're kind of like-- bring it around town! - Bring it around town! - Okay, so now we've chopped our veggies, which is step one, but step two is-- what is that? - [Both] Garlic powder. Ketchup. - And mustard. - And one more. - And brown sugar! Mmm. You wanna try? It's good! - So you need 3 teaspoons-- is that a teaspoon? - Yeah. - Oh yes, slam it in. Give the people the sugar! - Oh, that was close. Now some of this garlic powder. Half a teaspoon. There we go, that seems right. (laughter) Bam! And now what, ketchup and mustard. One teaspoon of mustard. - And we need three quarters of a cup of ketchup. (laughter) - Okay I got it. - Careful with those beautiful teeth. Oh wow. - (singing)♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫ - [Both] ♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫ (beat boxing and singing) - ♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫ ♫three quarters of a cup of ketchup♫ - Oh shit, okay now mix it. (laughing) Get me out of here! Wait, do we have a whisk? Come with me. This is whisky business, y'all. (laughing) - Why are you jiggling? - Oh I forgot. I thought it was supposed to be like a Kitchen-Aid. It's meat time. - Release the meat! - Oh my god, you're really taking it. Scurry on over to the stove. So, now that we've made all of our ingredients-- - We place the meat in the pan. - I don't think that's what we do. Grab this and now-- - Put that in there. (screaming and exclaiming) - Now it's time for the meat, Alex's favorite part. Now be so gentle. Oh my god, not gentle at all. Don't move a muscle. What'd I tell you? - Let me flip it! - No, don't flip it. - I 'm a flipper. - Oh my god, just absolutely not. Now, what I'm giving you today is metallic duct tape realness. Category is: cinched! - [LaurDIY, o.s] What's happening over there with those two hands? - These old things? - [Laur] Look at Alex! - Bitch! (laughter) Wow, I gotta say, this looks like a natural delicacy. So, what's cookin' good lookin'? - We got the sloppy Joe, all we need to add is the sauce. - My arm is not strong enough for that slowness. Hurry up! There it is! There you have it, a sloppy Joe! (laughing, screaming) Ow, yowzer! I can't wait to make this at summer camp.