Hey.

Uh, did you drop this...?

On your way in here?

I don't know, I just wanted to come return it.

Probably, I don't know, you can just leave it there.

yeah, of course

Yeah, of course.

Cool.

Cool.

Uh, hey?

It's, I had this, like, really weird question.

Um, we're really good friends, and um, we get along.

Do you think we'll ever, like, be more than that?

Probably not.

No?

Like who wants to do that?

Yeah, ha ha.

Well, let's just say, uh, we weren't friends, right? And we just met?

No.

Well...

I'll get out of your way.

Hey, let's just say, I won the lottery, right?

And I had hundreds of millions of dollars...

And I, uh... I, uh...

...drove a Ferrari.

You know, let's just say I needed somebody to spend that money with.

Would you date me then?

You mean...

I think you're a douchebag.

I'm not a gold digger. I'd buy my own car.

That's not what I meant, okay?

What I meant was, let's just say...

You were walking to work, right

It's a beautiful sunny day...

The grass is green,

the butterflies are out,

and nothing can possibly go wrong.

There's no one else at the park, just me.

And out of nowhere, two guys in ski masks come out.

And you don't know what to do.

And, and they're trying to steal your purse, and I'm the only one there, and secretly I'm this superhero, right?

Well, good thing I took eight years of self-defense.

I see you got moves.

Okay, cool.

Wait till you see mine.

Let's just say we're at the club, right?

All right.

And, uh, you're feeling the music.

You're really feeling the music.

And now we're approaching each other.

Okay?

And uh, you know, I ask you to dance. Hey, you want to dance?

Then I'd just be, like, no, thank you.

Hey, do you want to dance?

Yeah, sure.

Okay, but, let's say everyone's taken.

Then I'd just dance by myself.

Let's just say we were the last two people on Earth.

Do you think you'd go out with me?

Are you kidding me?

I'll just go survive on my own.

But let's just say you can't survive on your own...

...because I have all the food in the world.

Then I'll die.

Let's just say you were immortal,

and the only way to die was to go out with me?

Let's just say and and and let's just say, um, the...

Fine!

Alright, I'll go out with you. God. Is that you want to hear? We can go get sushi.

We could have a nice romantic evening. You can pick me up in your freakin little Ferrari and spend the night together.

Me and you. Okay?

Oh no, no, no, I was just bored in my office and just want to ask a question.

Besides...

you're not my type.

Wait, wait, but, let's just say I was your type.

It'd be too late cuz this video's over.

Let's just say the video wasn't over. Would you date me then? Because I think I'm kinda cute.

No. I don't think...