The following trailer is rated "S" for "Spoilers".

From the studio that brought you anime fighting and off-brand wrestling

comes a twisted series about despair,

comes a twisted series about despair, betrayal

comes a twisted series about despair, betrayal and outright murder

all perpetrated by a homicidal

all perpetrated by a homicidal teddy bear?

Ah, geez...it's Five Nights at Freddy's all over again.

What is wrong with you people?

Danganronpa.

Get trapped in the horror high school of Danganronpa,

a high concept visual novel wrapped in a colorful art style

and even more colorful violence,

where typical anime tropes about Japanese high school

are flipped on their heads,

and themes of friendship,

and themes of friendship, youth

and themes of friendship, youth and camaraderie are transformed

into insanity,

into insanity, paranoia

into insanity, paranoia and over-the-top punishments

in a gameplay experience that's equal parts Saw,

in a gameplay experience that's equal parts Saw, Battle Royale

in a gameplay experience that's equal parts Saw, Battle Royale and Phoenix Wright,

which you probably only bought in the first place

because you were desperate to play anything on your PSP.

Enter the prestigious halls of Hope's Peak Academy,

where students are chosen for being the best of the best

and forced to compete in a terrifying death game

by a demented robot bear with costume changes.

Then discover attention you wouldn't expect in a game that's 90% reading

as the students investigate and find the true culprits through a series of class trials,

where the wrong choice could mean the murderer going free and the rest being killed,

and more importantly--

and more importantly-- you'll have to play the f^%king trial again.

Until you finally reach the ending,

Until you finally reach the ending, discover the truth

Until you finally reach the ending, discover the truth and unlock the REAL Danganronpa--

the dating sim mode.

Because nothing gets me rock hard like multiple personalities and a five-foot tongue.

Click-and-point through grisly murder scenes, looking for clues

and take testimony from your traumatized classmates

as you try to piece together the horrible murders your friends have committed,

then wander around, furiously clicking on everything to find the one thing you missed

until you finally trigger the trial sequence

and trap them with logic,

and trap them with logic, evidence

and trap them with logic, evidence and extremely weird minigames

that will have you shooting lives with word bullets like you're on Sherlock,

surfing on ideas

and playing murder-themed rhythm games.

Until you follow the game's extremely specific path to the culprit,

then get treated to an animated cutscene of your former classmate's gruesome slaughter,

followed by a philosophical rumination by the robot teddy bear

in a gameplay loop that is somehow 400 times more Japanese

in a gameplay loop that is somehow 400 times more Japanese than even Phoenix Wright.

And those games get PRETTY weird sometimes...

Suspend your disbelief and explore the surprising depths of Danganronpa

with a low-budget original that took the survivor formula and added child murder,

the sequel on a tropical island that defied all odds by being even more ridiculous,

some cash-in mobile games,

an inexplicable third-person shooter where you blow up Monokumas with a bullhorn,

a VR experience,

and mountains of manga and anime

in an extensive series that used to be known only to the dankest of weeaboos,

but is now slowly trickling out of the mainstream.

I mean, if you can make us do this, what's next?

Hatsune Miku?

Please, don't make me play Hatsune Miku.

So grab that gavel

So grab that gavel and get ready for punishment time

with a truly memorable series that has some truly diehard fans,

or at least one guy who knows how to rig an internet poll.

Congratulations, Danganronpers,

Congratulations, Danganronpers, people who love Mega Man hate you forever.

Starring...

Bland Boi,

JRPG Protaganist,

Nancy Drew,

Richie Rich,

Jack the Creeper,

Jersey Girl,

Totally Would Sell You Weed,

AKB-Leeding,

Rookie of the Year,

I Can't Believe It's Not Mondo,

Superior 2D,

Hammerhead,

3D Pig Disgusting,

Hot Look,

Snu Snu,

Ann Impala,

Berserker,

Fat Richie Rich?,

Fake Gamer Grill,

Mini Majima,

Ant Man But With Hamsters,

Dancing With the Stars,

Baby Metal,

Jump Her Cables,

Veronica Mars Chan,

Ultimate Fan Service,

Guy Friedied,

Princess Die-Aries,

Killed Bill,

The Million Yen Man,

The Ultimate Asshole,

Princess Rabids,

and...Teddy.

Despair Meets World!

Man, these are weird.

How can it get any crazier in the sequel?

Oh...there's a robot...

I feel stupid for even asking.

Comment below on what you want me to read in my epic voice!

"THIS IS NOT WELCOME IN A SCHOOL ENVIRONMENT!"

"You're not dealing with the average Saiyan anymore"

"I sharpened a pencil in my bum and now I need a band-aid!"

"I did not have sexual relations with that watermelon."