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  • - Ahh, oh my god!

  • (woman screaming)

  • - Run!

  • (menacing string music)

  • Okay, I think we lost him.

  • The police should be here any minute.

  • All we have to do --

  • (Zach screams)

  • - All you have to do is die.

  • (Zach screams)

  • (girl screams)

  • (menacing string music)

  • - Zach!

  • - You better think twice before having sex

  • or you'll join them.

  • - Wait, why did you kill my friends?

  • - I answer the dark spirit's call

  • by killing impure non-virgins.

  • - So all my friends had sex, every single one of 'em?

  • - Yes, and if you follow them,

  • I'll come for you next.

  • - I've done it too, just like them.

  • - It?

  • - Yeah, like sex stuff, I've had it.

  • - Wait, really?

  • - Yeah, like loads of times, uh,

  • at least 10, maybe more.

  • I guess you could call me a slut.

  • - You?

  • - Yeah, I've probably even done it with like

  • twin brothers or something.

  • (killer growls)

  • - I don't know.

  • - Well, I know I have done it, okay?

  • So can we just drop it?

  • - What's it like then?

  • Describe it.

  • - Eww, no!

  • - Well, if you've had sex before,

  • you'd be able to describe it.

  • - Fine, okay!

  • So, it's so fun I do it like boys,

  • or men, I mean, um, so he'll, like, come over

  • and we'll watch a movie or something.

  • Then he'll turn and be like, "Hey, cool if I kiss you?"

  • And I'll nod and um, like flirt with him,

  • and then we'll kiss and like do other stuff.

  • - Other stuff, what does that mean?

  • - I'll like, inflate his penis by like,

  • like pumping on his balls.

  • No, no, no, no!

  • Sorry, his pants, weiner will, will, um,

  • it will contact my like pant private parts, um.

  • - It honestly sounds like you don't even know what sex is.

  • - I definitely do because I've had it, okay,

  • and I don't have to prove myself to you;

  • you're a murderer.

  • - If you've had so much sex, just name one person

  • you've had sex with.

  • - Um, Zach over there.

  • (Zach spits up)

  • - No we didn't.

  • - Nevermind, it was a different Zach.

  • So many Zachs have like been in and out

  • of my bedroom, it's hard to like, keep them straight.

  • - Okay.

  • (Zach gurgles)

  • - Look, I know I'm a psychopath and this is

  • out of character for me, but why are you so

  • embarrassed about being a virgin?

  • It's not a big deal.

  • People are ready for sex at different times.

  • - Yeah, and I was ready so I did it!

  • There is nothing I love more than gettin'

  • all hot and bothered and puttin' my balls in things.

  • - Your balls?

  • Oh Jesus, where did you grow up?

  • This is why we need better sex education in this country.

  • - It was a mistake.

  • - You know, the virgin usually lives in these things,

  • so it'd actually help you to be the virgin.

  • - Dang, I wish I was a virgin.

  • It's too bad I'm not though, so I'll just have to die

  • along with my friends, who have also had a shit-ton of sex.

  • (chainsaw roars)

  • - You're sure?

  • - Yeah!

  • - You're really not a virgin?

  • - No way.

  • - Okay, 'cause I'm gonna have to kill you then.

  • - Just do it, I've had sex for sure.

  • (zapping)

  • Come on!

  • - I guess it's not working because you're clearly a virgin.

  • - I'm not though.

  • (zapping)

  • - Gaww, it must be broken or something!

  • - Stop lying!

  • (killer screams)

  • Come on, even he's had sex.

  • Oooh, okay, this is the year,

  • 2017, gonna do it, gonna get it done.

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- Ahh, oh my god!

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