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  • (Anthony) I wish you were romantic like all the guys in the movies.

  • (Ian) SHUT UP!

  • Movie...

  • I saw you at a gas station and followed you across

  • the entire state and over two oceans, just to be with you.

  • Kiss me, you strange man that I don't even know!

  • Reality.

  • I saw you at a gas station and followed you across

  • -the entire-- -Molester!

  • No! (screams in pain)

  • Bitch! Uh!

  • (Ian) Owie...

  • MOVIE!

  • (crowd yells) Yeah! Yeah!

  • So good at punching!

  • (crowd cheers)

  • Reality.

  • (crowd eggs them on)

  • AAAAAAAH! Punching sucks!

  • Movie.

  • (multiple gun shots)

  • CLEAR!

  • Reality.

  • AAAAAH! Kicking sucks! (groans in pain)

  • (sighs) Movie.

  • What do you say we, uh, get it on?

  • Frick, yeah!

  • (slurred) Reality.

  • What do you say we, uh, (makes slurping noises)...

  • -...get it on. -Frick yeah!

  • What the f*ck?! Why'd you just ruin all my stuff, you dick?!

  • You like it when I ruin your stuff?! Huh?!

  • You like it?! (grunts)

  • Moooovie.

  • (screams in fear)

  • (shrieks)

  • (screams frantically)

  • (sighs in relief)

  • -(engine stalls) -(whines)

  • (engine stalls)

  • -(engine starts) -(gasps happily)

  • AAAAAAH!

  • (groans in pain)

  • My nipple hair!

  • (slurred) Reality?

  • (screams frantically)

  • (car starts right away)

  • That was easy! (laughs)

  • Oh wait! I'm a woman driver. (screams)

  • (car crashes)

  • MOOOVIE!

  • Help!

  • Don't worry, I'll save you!

  • Fire!

  • (multiple gun shots)

  • Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

  • -(gun shot) -(groans in pain)

  • -(gun shot) -Ow!

  • -(gun shot) -Uh.

  • Are you okay?!

  • (scoffs) Who cares! Let's just go get to that sex scene.

  • Mmm.

  • (very slurred) Real--I don't even know to even spell it.

  • Help!

  • Don't worry! I'll save you!

  • -(gun shots) -(groans in pain)

  • Are you okay?

  • (flies buzz)

  • I think he's okay.

  • God. Movie!

  • (bomb beeps)

  • Which one is it? This? Uh...oh...what is it?

  • Oh, god. The green wire?

  • No. No, no, no, no.

  • The white wire? No, no, no, no, no.

  • Wait...I think it's the blue wire.

  • (groans)

  • (sighs in relief)

  • I guess you could say when it comes to defusing explosives I'm...

  • "the bomb"!

  • YEAAAH! (rock music)

  • (very slurred) Reality...

  • Heh. This'll be a piece of cake! Heh heh.

  • -(bomb keeps beeping) -What the?!

  • Oh FUUUUUUUUUUU...dge brownies!

  • -YEAAAAH! (rock music) -(explosion)

  • So what'd you think of the video?

  • Yeah, mom. What'd you think?

  • I thought it was a really good effort

  • and you should both keep up the good work!

  • Yay!

  • (slurred) Reality.

  • So, what'd you think of the video?

  • That f*cking sucked!

  • To see a deleted scene about college party movies...

  • This is the best night ever!

  • And the weirdest behind-the- scenes ever, including Anthony

  • breaking my nose...

  • At least it looks realistic.

  • It was perfect for the scene.

  • And a house catching fire...

  • Fire trucking, fire, and there's fire trucks...

  • click the video right here.

  • Congratulations! You have been selected to win a million dollars

  • and an all expense paid trip to Cayman islands

  • if you click that subscribe button!

  • (slurred) Reality...

  • Click the subscribe button to get...nothing!

  • Except our videos in your subscription feed!

  • A-And we'll love you forever...

(Anthony) I wish you were romantic like all the guys in the movies.

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    Jessica Lin に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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