You probably already know this, but the movie that I filmed a year ago is finally coming out.

I'm... GAAAYYY!

And also it's coming out as in like....you can watch it online.

But anyway, and just for those that don't already know

If you do choose to watch it, it's not gonna be like one of my videos.

1. This movie's not a comedy

It's a thriller/horror and I only acted in it.

I didn't write it or direct it or anything because if I did I would probably ruin it.

And actually that thought alone kinda got me thinking:

A lot of you guys are always telling me that I should actually direct real movies and mainstream movies

I'm telling you right now that is a terrible idea, I would ruin your favourite movie.

And not just because I would turn everything into a joke, but mainstream movies are nothing like making these videos.

They have crazy expensive budgets with huge sets, stunts, really good acting.

It's just an all around huge gigantic professional production crew.

What do I have, I have this. *snaps*

See? We're even better

Which is why I picked some of the most expensive movies ever made and recreated them to show you guys what they would look on low budget.

And more importantly what they would look like if I directed them.

Movies.

On a Budget.

AUTOBOTS TRANSFORM.

*Transformation sounds*

*Transformation sounds*

Beep, bap, beep, beep, bop,

Beep, Bap, Beep, Beep,

Ah, a parking lot.

*badass music kicks in*

*engine revs up*

*tire screeches*

Yes!

Damn it!

I WIIIIIN!

Can't believe I lost that parking lot.

MY SPOT BABY!! YOU GOTTA FIND ANOTHER ONE

Oh look, another parking.

They're looking iki meow

Kawai lani

Umamao ker a o kailo ker pung

Hikimaekerlaoulergar

Ker lao mer

Ker ting ke um ke pukerver ke nana

Simon Nala

Simba Nala wtf Ryan XD

Timon Pumba

Skysarcsm

Skysa der der long cha chita

00:03:23,720 --> 00:03:24,860 Hapunaru

Shimon Kwa

Outa tita toma

Man ti tae o!

Toma!

joy polla malu

tama

Sibom pa chita ta gu ta

Miki Hoe

oy takanake ou kao!!!

*suprised face*

Targets engaged.

Fire the missile.

Fire missile 2.

*r.i.p* lol

*Screams of agony*

*dramatic music plays*

laser comes out of nowhere

Hi Darth

Hi Ryan

How's it going?

Good

How's your mother?

IDK

How's your father?!

He's dead

FOR REAL?

yeah.....

Most epic fight in scene in history

(Ryan screaming)

Obi-Wan never told you about your father.

He told me enough!

He told me you killed him!

No!

I am your father!

NO, that's not true!

That's impossible!

Oh is it?!

When it comes to 22 year old Luke Skywalker.

Darth Vader, you are the father!

WHHAT!?

NO NO NO. THAT'S F*CKING BULLSH*T DUDE

And like I said that's what would happen if you gave us these expensive movies to make.

We'd make them better.

Obviously this wasn't serious at all. One day when I do make an actual legit movie a legit feature film

it's not gonna be like this ridiculous skits, it's gonna be a lot worse.

But anyway!

When I was writing this video I've got completely off topic as usual.

This video was supposed to be telling you guys about the movie that I did but once again I didn't do that.

And actually the producers of the movie wanted me to do a video promoting... you know... this movie but I did this instead.

And you know why I'm not doing all this promo?

Cause I'm not some kinda sellout, okay? That's just gonna use my YouTube channel to promote things, okay?

You know I'm not gonna tell you guys that oooh-- the movie comes out today, September the 16th, the Friday so you can get it online anywhere.

You know- you know I'm not gonna say that!

I'm not some kinda promo whore that's gonna subliminally tell you to watch something you guys don't wanna watch.

I would never do that. I stood up to those greedy producers and I said ''Look,this is my channel, okay?''

This is my channel and I have morals. I'm not just gonna go and tell people that they can order this movie right now at Tellmehowidie.com

For the simple prize of 9.99$ at tellmehowidie.com for the simple prize of 9.99$.

NO!!

Okay I am better than that I told them I said them what I did I said.

What the..

Guys in all seriousness, the movie is out that's all I needed to say.

If you have an hour and a half and 10 dollars to spare please go check it out I actually think It's very good for something.

Again keep in mind it was a low budget and I still think it turned out really good.

If you wanna know more just click the link in the description.

If not and you guys don't wanna watch it that is perfectly fine I would just see you next week, here.

ON A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF DARTH MAULRYY!!!

On the next episode of Darth Maulry, Vader has another son.

I'm GAAAYY!