Name: 私が罪悪感を感じること (Things I Feel Guilty About)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T07:06:16.000Z
Duration: 7 min 35 s
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命令形

You know how in  my last video, I said I was an obedient child

過去形

who never stepped out of line or broke rules growing up?

I wasn't lying, but I do have things I've secretly carried on my shoulders

for a long time and still feel arguably guilty about to this day.

This video isn't just for your entertainment----it's gonna serve as me clearing my conscience

and finally being free from these chains of guilt.

None of these stories involve murder.  Sorry I didn't kill anyone.

Every once in a while growing up, my dad would let us sit in front of the television while we ate dinner.

That would be a special treat for my brother and me,

because Mom wasn't home from work yet and she didn't let us watch TV during the week.

This is when we were really young by the way, don't worry...

I'm allowed to eat in front of the TV at least three days a week now.

We were eating in front of the TV one night and I wanted to have chips for dessert.

Our dinner rules were always, "Eat dinner and then get a little treat or dessert afterwards."

And I wanted chips, everyone's favorite dessert.

So my dad got the bag of chips and normally my parents poured us bowls,

but there wasn't much left so he just gave me the whole bag and said, "Don't eat them all."

It was going good so far, eating chips in front of the TV.

What do I do? My dad gave me one rule, my parents are never going to trust me ever again,

they're going to disown me, my life is over, I'm going to be living in a box in the side of the road

and I'll have to search trash cans for chips, I might as well pack my things and get a head start right now.

I started to panic and my little kid brain started racing to think of some sort of way to avoid punishment.

A RAT! (Me: What large muscles you got there...)

A GIANT RAT BURST THROUGH THE DOOR, SLAPPED THE BAG OUT OF MY HAND, ATE ALL THE CHIPS, AND ESCAPED OUT THE WINDOW!

And also, stole an extra cookie on its way out.

Jax finished eating early and went into the backyard to play,

so what I ended up doing was going, "Jax, do you want some chips?"

And I gave him the empty bag, then I went over to my dad and said,

I really don't think my brother got into any trouble because I didn't hear anything about it and my dad probably just threw the bag away,

But since I never got caught or came clean, I've held this guilt about that whole situation ever since.

Not only did I lie to my dad and falsely accuse my brother,

but on top of it all, I gave Jax an empty bag of chips.

A perfect little regret cherry on the ice cream sundae of shame.

And I really think that when my dad and brother watch this video they'll be like, "I don't remember this at all."

Because I want to say it was like 13 years ago,

Which makes me feeling guilty even more pointless and stupid, because

it doesn't even matter and no one cares and I'm the only one suffering from it.

This is a pretty effective way to learn a lesson.

I've never finished a bag of chips since that day,

One time, I was at recess in second grade playing by myself in the grass,

This group of girls came up to me and said, "Hey, we're playing tag and chasing the boys. You should help us."

And I was like "Welp, beats sitting here and getting eaten by ants."

So I started running around and chasing the boys with the rest of the kids,

It was all normal tag at first, but somehow it started escalating to

Being a self conscious child who had no understanding of personal choices,

I was like, "Oh. Well, I guess we're doing this now."

So I throw a rock and hit this kid in the back of the head.

WHICH MAY I ADD, took top notch skill and coordination,

considering we were both running and he was a good distance away from me,

I started to watch this kid start running off to tell a teacher and I knew I had to think of something fast.

And don't tell me I should have just stood there and faced the consequences of my actions.

You know as a kid you wouldn't have done that.

(This only works if we're all honest with ourselves here.)

The first thing I could think of was to go hide in the bathroom,

because everyone knows, teachers can't burst into kids using bathroom stalls...

I camped out in the girl's bathroom until I heard the recess whistle and went back to class.

Obviously, the teacher was told what happened. I couldn't have run away from that,

The teacher told me I wasn't allowed to go to recess tomorrow,

which is reasonable. I can own up to that punishment.

But she also said I need to write a letter to my parents telling them what I did.

I don't know what pushed me to do this, because I always did what grownups said.

Later that day the teacher came up to me and asked,

(Please don't ask to see it, please don't ask to see it.)

I don't know the statute of limitations of throwing rocks at little boys,

But it's been eight years...I think I'm safe.

I'm not really guilty about this next story,

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