Eh.

What?

Seriously, not worth mentioning.

What do you mean? You planned it for so long.

Yeah. And it was over before it began.

Details... please.

Seriously, there is not much to say.

Mike came over...

ate in a couple of minutes...

then dropped his pants

and was finished

before I even got my top off.

Oh... That’s mean.

Oh...

Then, he passed out on my bed.

How about you guys?

Ah...

it was...

amazing.

Really?

Yeah. Doug picked me up in a taxi...

we went out for a romantic dinner...

then we wandered the city.

Nice.

Yeah.

And when we finally got to his place...

he lit some candles...

pleasured me for an hour...

best... foreplay... ever.

After an hour of wild sex...

and if that wasn’t enough, he held me

for the entire evening while we talked.

It was paradise.

Wow.

So, how did it go with Anna last night?

Amazing.

Dude. I get over to her house and she’s got food laid out everywhere.

It was so good.

So I filled up...

I fucked...

and I fell asleep on her bed.

I still got home in time to watch the game.

What? You didn’t even spend the night?

No.

Why? Did you?

Fuck, dude. Don't even ask.

The whole night was a disaster.

I come home. The electricity is out, right,

because I forgot to pay the bill.

So, now I have to take her out.

When it turns out the dinner is so expensive

I cannot even afford a taxi to get us home

so we had to like... walk the entire way back.

I get home, I have to fumble around for a bunch of candles

and get them all lit.

By the time that’s done

I’m so fuckin tired,

I can’t even like...like get it up

for like an hour.

By the time I could, it took me another hour

to get off.

I swear the god, I was so pissed

I couldn’t even sleep.

We just like... lay there...

together...

all night.

It was awful.

That sounds terrible.

Chicken?