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  • Hey guys today's video is going to be about all those

  • Inspirational sayings and inspirational quotes that we've all come to know and love and I'm not talking about all of them

  • I'm just talking about the really overdone ones or the ones that are just plain stupid and just to be clear

  • I have no problem with people who will try to inspire others. I think that's great. That's one of the many reasons

  • why I

  • still do YouTube I'm all for deeper meanings like I love when things actually make you have to think but then there's the ones that are

  • Just trying way too hard to be inspirational

  • it's those quotes that are just so cheesy and just not real and they're

  • Constantly posting about them whether it's to remind themselves

  • Or to try and inspire the rest of us we've all seen the posts you know you're scrolling down your Instagram feed

  • and suddenly only some girl pulls this picture with a caption of nice-looking pet I

  • I did- I just caught myself- sorry young girls and guys I got to be a little PC here

  • I know guys that post those things as well, you know

  • I'm just trying to be real here usually more girls that I've seen personally that I don't presume say that either

  • There's a 50/50 exactly equal amount of guys and girls that post these things all right. It's not the point

  • I don't know why I'm making that point the point is I am a horrible person okay, and I have a horrible mind

  • It doesn't let me get inspired by these things when I know how hard someone is trying to make an inspirational pole or trying to

  • Be serious and inspiring I can't help but be realistic and make them a little less serious

  • Sorry in advance.

  • *Reads screen in idiot voice*

  • *bird pooping*

  • Quote: The meaning of life is to give life a meaning.

  • If the meaning of life is to give life a meaning, you kind of just did that for us!

  • Now didn't you? You already gave life a meaning!

  • So I guess life is meaningless because you already defined it!

  • Quote: You miss 100% of the shots that you don't take.

  • And how is this one even Inspirational?

  • You can't make a shot if you don't take it, that's like stating the obvious!

  • Think about that.

  • *amazing burp*

  • -Did you ask her out?

  • -Nah, man I chickened out.

  • -You know, you miss a hundred percent of the shots you don't take.

  • -No, I didn't miss the shot! I just didn't take it.

  • -No what it means is you can't make the shot, if you don't take the shot.

  • -Well that's like pointing out the obvious!

  • -That's like saying if you don't take the bus, you can't take the bus.

  • -Or, how you would put it, you miss a hundred percent of the buses you don't take.

  • wow... that... is...

  • Genius! It's like mind blowing!

  • Quote: Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right.

  • I think I can fly and I think I can't die!

  • I must be right!

  • Quote: It's not the number of breaths we take, but the number of moments that take our breath away!

  • Boo

  • *can't breathe*

  • *cough*

  • *wtf noise*

  • (It's people coughing, I give up trying to caption it properly!)

  • I can't breath

  • Quote: Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present.

  • So we're just making puns now? Well in that case:

  • Tomorrow is going to be a chore... That's why they call it the few-chore

  • Yesterday was so awful, you wish you could have just skipped it! That's why they call it the pass

  • The next seven days are just going to suck all the energy out of you... That's why they call it a weak. (week? get it)

  • Quote: You cannot save people, you can only love them

  • Well, I guess, but don't tell that to a firefighter or a lifeguard

  • *splashes of a man desperately trying to be convincing that he is actually drowning accompanied by rambling that is often cut midways through a sentence*

  • You over there!

  • Help me...

  • Love you

  • Quote: Shoot for the moon even if you miss, you'll land among the stars.

  • This one is not even inspiring if you think about it. Like the beginning part is good

  • It's like shoot for the moon go for it

  • And I agree the next part is... is actually if you think about it, really stupid

  • It's not inspiring at all! It's saying: Shoot for the moon, even if you miss you know at least you got the stars.

  • That's like telling a kid: Hey go for your goals even if you don't make it, well you know good enough

  • You know what, I'm just gonna quit my job.

  • I'm going to quit my job, move to Hollywood and pursue my true passion of becoming a Oscar award-winning actor!

  • Because even if I miss...

  • I'll still land among the stars.

  • Well at least I've still got my oscar.

  • Quote: We have to look through the rain to see the rainbow

  • I grew up in Hawaii

  • You don't need to look through the rain to see a rainbow!

  • You can go to Yosemite and see a double rainbow without any rain.

  • The fact that you're even encouraging people to see the rain!

  • You're putting a negative... that you're putting rain there, and rain is great.

  • Who says rain is a bad thing. Rain helped create the rainbow.

  • Quote: You have to kiss a lot of frogs, before you find your prince.

  • This one is so dumb.

  • I disagree.

  • -So you dumped another one huh?

  • -Yeah. Gotta kiss a lot of frogs first, before you meet your prince.

  • -Nope, even if you do find your prince you think he's gonna want to be with a serial frog kisser?

  • -Obviously not real frogs you gotta a kiss a bunch of gross guys first?

  • -And that's better, how?

  • Quote: When life gives you lemons make Lemonade.

  • I forgot the sugar!

  • Lemonade is not just made of lemons. It's barely lemons!

  • It's mostly water and sugar. Life's not gonna give us that!

  • That's like telling somebody: Hey you have this crappy situation (Lemons)

  • Now make it better (Lemonade) Without offering them any water or sugar (The Help)

  • It's like hey you just got fired?

  • Go and make lemonade and get an even better job.

  • Except there's no jobs available and even if there were, I mean let's be real you just got fired! No, one's gonna hire you.

  • You know what that sound inspirational:

  • No one wants to hire, the guy that just got fired.

  • Or girl that just got fired.

  • It takes more muscles to frown, than it does to smile.

  • -Hey, you know it takes more muscles to frown than it does to smile right?

  • -Right, okay and?

  • -Well maybe you should smile more because you know it's easier.

  • -Wow, I thought you were supposed to be inspirational. You want me to take the easy way out?

  • -No, I was just tryna... I'm just trying to say that...

  • Quote: You'll find love when you stop looking

  • That's like somebody saying

  • Hey I've been looking for waddle my whole life can't find him I guess I'll put the book away and not look!

  • Maybe that way, I'll find him.

  • -I just can't figure it out. I stopped looking years ago, and I still can't find love.

  • -Hey I'm sorry, I couldn't help but overhear but I was thinking maybe one day you and I could grab some...

  • -I'm sorry I'm just gonna stop you right there. I'm not looking right now.

  • -Oh

  • Okay, then...

  • -See I just don't get it man!

  • Quote: Live every day like it's your last

  • This is the worst thing you can preach to kids and I heard this as a kid growing up all the time.

  • This is so irresponsible! The reason why people take care of themselves and they behave and they fall in love is is for their future

  • It's not for that day

  • -Hey what's up man?

  • -Dude what the hell happened?

  • -Well if you refer to all this

  • Uh

  • Yesterday I was on my way to spend all my life savings at the mall and when I got there, other than just parking in the hot sun,

  • I just rammed my car to the front doors, kinda ran over a few people.

  • -WHAT?

  • -That's when the cops showed up and get this

  • I recognized one! It was that one bastard that gave me a ticket a couple of month ago!

  • So I just walked up to him and just punched him in the face, got tackled and now I'm here!

  • -What are you crazy? You just ruined your life!

  • -No no, it's fine because yesterday was my last day. Oh, and so is today! You know what I'm just going to drop the soap

  • I don't even care I'm not scared.

  • Quote: Love what you do. Do what you love.

  • How profound! How... how brilliant?!

  • It's literally saying the same thing twice! The only way that this quote is remotely useful is in math!

  • The transitive property.

  • You can also say: Eat what makes you full. Be full from what you eat.

  • Enjoy where you live. Live where you enjoy living.

  • One plus two equals three. (1+2=3)

  • Three equals two plus one. (3=2+1)

  • #transitiveproperty

  • Always look on the bright side this one's not that stupid

  • It's just they shouldn't have put the word always in there. You can't always look on the bright side

  • I mean you can but that's delusion. I just found out my girls pregnant. What are we gonna do like it's Gonna Ruin us

  • Hey, come on. Don't think like that. I mean

  • I love her and I think she's the one but I just don't think we're ready to be parents yet

  • Hey, look on the bright side. You're right, this is a gift- you don't even know if it's yours yet

  • I mean she did kiss a lot of frogs before you, you know looks money doesn't buy happiness

  • Last but not least this one is actually one of my favorite and the perfect example to use because it's the one that everybody usually

  • Agrees with everybody grew up with this this quote being told to them

  • In one way or another whether it's literally a teacher or parents saying that to you or an

  • inspirational video or you saw the lesson on some Disney show. According to shows, according to everybody else money is the root of all evIl and

  • Although again, I agree with this one to a certain degree

  • I know it sounds bad, but does it make you that bad of a person to be realistic for a change? What's wrong?

  • Just found out my grandma is dead. What what you saw yesterday? She passed away last night

  • No, she's still alive, but she's in the hospital right now

  • She requires a very very expensive surgery and I can't afford it. Can barely afford rent. Let alone the food on the table

  • You know what if you took out a loan or something. We're already paying off a bunch of loans I guy

  • I don't know what to do. All my life is over her life is over

  • Maybe not what you're not Gonna believe this

  • But I magically found this at the end of a rainbow and it's filled with money

  • And I really feel like you need it a lot more than me, so here

  • Are you serious? Take it, I'm sure it's enough to like pay for the surgery, food for a year, rent, your loans, whatever

  • You're serious. You're going to give this to me? Yeah, like whatever will make you happy man

  • Wow, I don't know what to say other than what the hell is your problem? what? how is this supposed to make me happier?

  • Okay, money does not buy happiness

  • No, that's supposed to be for your grandma's bills! I just told you how horrible my life is right now

  • And you're going to go bring me this? the root of all evil?

  • No, yeah, like I said, I'm a horrible person, If you didn't get that by now anyway, obviously. I exaggerated these examples a little bit

  • You know for the video my point remains the same hopefully you picked up on it. It's great to be inspired every once in a while

  • we all need that, but you can't live by these cheesy quotes that sound perfect or expect to follow them all the time and maybe I

  • Could be wrong

  • Maybe there are people that actually do live by them all the time

  • but I

  • Personally think that if you really think you're living your life perfectly you're lying to yourself because as nice as these things might sound nobody

  • Can live perfectly and everybody goes through highs and lows, you just have to be realistic. It's fine

  • If you don't live every single day like it's your last or to the fullest because you're not wasting your time sometimes people like to

  • Chill my last day would still be probably staying at home watching Netflix, and it might be a waste of time

  • But I enjoy it and no money does not buy true happiness, but must be realistic here

  • and I'll use this one as the example cuz it's the last one that you seen and it's you know that you just

  • Understand I actually find the realistic quotes. You know in response the cheesy ones to be more inspiring

  • There's that realistic meme that says you know money does not buy happiness

  • But I'd rather be crying in a ferrari with a million dollar home rather than living on the street

  • Yeah, it doesn't sound nice or inspirational

  • But at least it's true and to be honest that

  • actually inspired me more because it makes me appreciate what I'm fortunate enough to have if you actually have money and you live by the

  • Others saying money does not buy happiness you're taking for granted what you're fortunate enough to have like something that would actually bring a lot

  • Of happiness to other people who really need it right now

  • And I know this all might sound horrible and the opposite of what you want to say just trying to inspire someone

  • But you know I'm not trying to sound like a douche or a dick. I'm just being realistic. I'm being real this dick

  • Sorry, I really I'm starting to sound a dick, but you know what no

  • I think I'm just being honest in fact I am going to be the inspiring one right now

  • But in the honest way, I've been thinking for a while on that in order to be truly

  • Happy you do have to be a dick sometimes

  • Got to upset other people. I know from personal experience that if you're always trying to please others that defeats the whole purpose of life this

  • This is your life! sometimes it's okay to be a dick and be a little selfish in fact some of the happiest people are dicks

  • Think about it:

  • This is literally the best cake I've ever had. Seriously that was awesome

  • There's one last slice left so... Nah, you guys go ahead

  • No, no, no I already had a slice where should a minute to the birthday. I mean, I had the biggest slice I could impossible ticket

  • Well, Greg should have it, it's his birthday

  • I mean, I had the biggest slice, I couldn't possibly-

  • I'll take it!

  • Omg, this really is that good, this is my fourth slice already (eating)

  • You get the point to see sometimes you got to be a dick that could be the start of my realistic inspirational quote line

  • Thing right next to the money can buy you happiness mean in fact those two can go together money can't buy you happiness

  • Money is happiness because if you have money

  • Money makes you rich and rich is a short for Richard and as we all know the nickname for Richard is dick proving that in order

  • To have happiness sometimes you got to be a dick and piss people off because like I always quote starting today. They can't have happiness

  • without the penis hey

  • Okay, okay

  • I know I already have to add this part in. To all the people that I might have offended by

  • saying the word dick or penis too much at the end there and also now let me just go ahead and make things right and

  • just say

  • vagina yeah Gender equality

Hey guys today's video is going to be about all those

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