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  • So Rosie and I have been together 6 months

  • ...We been together longer than that

  • Rosie: Yeah

  • We've been married 6 months

  • So Rosie and I have been together 6 months and we...

  • Both: No!

  • Rose: Shit Rosie: We been married 6 months

  • Hold on I can do this

  • So Rosie and I have been married now for 6 months

  • and we thought what a fantastic opportunity to play the 'Newly Wed Game'

  • Rosie: Yay!

  • Rose: What do you know about the newly wed game?

  • Rosie: Not much, just that its about the wedding...

  • Rose: Oh shocker!

  • Ok, well, here we go, I've got some questions

  • Rose: I have a hundred questions

  • Rosie: I have a hundred questions

  • Oh my God. We went to the same website

  • How Crazy!

  • ...Joking

  • Rosie: Which one of your wife's friends would look best in a bikini?

  • Rose: Is it a trick question?

  • Rose: Anna White Rosie: Anna

  • Rosie: Anna. Anna looks cracking in a binkini

  • Rose: How does your partner behave to get out of trouble?

  • You...erm basically pretend you're orphaned baby penguin

  • and that your mother has gone and that you're very hungry and orphaned and alone

  • and you do this... quite often and I fall for it every time.

  • Rose: 'Baby penguin noises'

  • Rose: Rosie you are a vegan. You should care about the animals

  • Rosie: * shock intake of breath *

  • Rose: When was the last time you and your spouse, that's me, had a long passionate kiss?

  • Rosie: We just tried to do that upstairs

  • and you cried from laughter at my face

  • It's like you looked so ugly (laughs)

  • Rose: What items of clothing do I wear that you can't stand?

  • Rosie: hmmm? Err...

  • Rose: Name just one

  • Rosie: There's nothing you wear that I can't stand

  • Rose: Really?

  • Rosie: Yeah

  • Rose: Not even my In and Out burger top?

  • Rose: Who did I ask is that why they call it In and Out

  • because someone said I went to In and Out Burger and I had diarrhea

  • and I was like is that why they called it In and Out Burger?

  • Rose: Was that Cammie?

  • Rosie: That's what I Said!

  • Rosie: I made that joke

  • Rosie: You literally like..er is that the person that made that excellent joke...about..is like..

  • Rosie: That was my joke!

  • Rosie: I said that

  • Rosie: I was...

  • Rose: Rosie there's no way on earth, right, you made such a good joke, Ok?

  • Rose: It was you...was it?

  • Rosie: Yeah

  • Rose: Who was it to? it was Lindsay?

  • Rosie: No

  • Rosie: it was someone said ...em

  • Rosie: In and Out Burgers gives you diarrhea

  • and I said 'Oh is that why they call...called it In and Out Burger'

  • Rose: Yeah...

  • Yeah it was you

  • Rosie: When did you last give your wife flowers?

  • Rose: * Sighs *

  • Rose: As in my flower? or Flower?

  • Rosie: No

  • Rose: I don't know. A number of months ago

  • Rosie: How...What's the number?

  • Rose: A high one

  • Rosie: Have you given me flower this year?

  • Rose: What year are we in?

  • Rosie: 2015

  • Rose: It's unlikely

  • Rosie: Have you given me any flowers last year?

  • Rose: What year was that?

  • Rosie: 2014

  • Rose: Unlikely

  • Rose: I think you're better than flowers ok?

  • I think that flowers are brought for people who are dumb

  • Who are happy at the smallest things

  • Rosie: I am not better than that

  • Rose: Rosie...

  • I know that babe

  • Rose: When you wife was 13 years old

  • What did she most wanted to be in the world?

  • Rosie: Oh God.

  • Ermm

  • Wait I know this. Didn't you want to be a Cowboy?

  • Rose: A Cowboy?

  • There's a big difference between a Cowboy and a Park Ranger

  • Mostly a actress but never a Cowboy

  • Rosie: OK

  • Rose: Apparently my teacher told me in primary school

  • I don't know why you want to be a 'Park Ranger' Rose

  • They don't earn that much money

  • I am like, look I'm not all about the money

  • How much money are we talking about?

  • Rose: Way to quash a girl's dream

  • Should have just been a Cowboy

  • I make a great Cowboy

  • Rosie: You would actually

  • Rose: I know I would

  • Hiyyah...

  • I hate horses

  • I didn't think it through

  • Rose: Who would your wife say was the better catch

  • out of the two of you?

  • Rosie: Who would you say is the better catch? Rose: Yeah its the better catch

  • Rosie: You say you

  • Rose: Why would I...Why would you think that?

  • Rosie: And I say me

  • Rose: Oh you say you?

  • Rosie: Yeah

  • Rose: I think I'm a catch

  • I think I'm a catch for anybody who wants an obnoxious and annoying

  • very, very intelligent girlfriend

  • Rose: You think I can't go to a club and be like...

  • * Click, Click, Click, Click *

  • Eyes on me. All eyes on me I am in a club

  • Yeah, I've got my number. I only got it one time.

  • Whose going to be the lucky winner?

  • Huh huh?

  • Rosie: You playing a bingo club? Is that where you at?

  • A bingo club?

  • All the eight's, 88

  • Rosie: You're bingo caller in this scenario?

  • Cause I don't...

  • Know what are the numbers come in with the clubs

  • Rose: * Nods head *

  • Rosie: Yeah it's a bingo club. Ok.

  • Rosie: You won the lottery with me Babe

  • Rose: But it wasn't the Euro millions was it?

  • Rose: How would you spend the last day of your life?

  • Rosie: Watch a film maybe the 'Blind Side'

  • Rose: You watch Sandra Bullock in the 'Blind Side'

  • Rosie: Yeah I really like that one

  • Rose: The last day of your life?

  • Rosie: Yeah

  • Rose: the last day of your life?

  • Rosie: Yeah

  • What'd you do?

  • Rose: Sandra Bullock's 'Speed'

  • Rosie: A meteor is headed for your house

  • Rose: Wait, before you even begin to finish the question

  • Is Elijah Wood involved?

  • Rosie: No

  • Wait, is it that amazing disaster film?

  • Rose: 'Deep Impact'

  • Rosie: Is it when he's got a girlfriend and they split up or they stay together and leave his mum?

  • Rose: No but that sounds like a great film

  • Rosie: Let's watch it

  • Rose: Let's write it

  • Rosie: Yeah. Ok.

  • Rosie: A meteor is headed to your house

  • You've saved your family

  • pet and family photos

  • Rose: Good

  • Rosie: You have time to save one more item

  • What will it...what will you save? I know what it's going to be.

  • Rose: So all my family, the dog, cat and family photos are good?

  • Rosie: Yeah.

  • It's one more item. I think I know what it is.

  • Rose: The real answer

  • Would be my laptop

  • The funny answer

  • would be my sandwich

  • So there you go

  • Rosie: Wait, wait, Wait

  • Rose: * Sighs *

  • Rosie: * makes animal noise *

  • Rose: Goose?

  • Rosie: * Makes goose sound *

  • Rose: Goo Goo?

  • Rosie: * More goose sound *

  • Rose: Goo Goo is back

  • Rosie: * Loud deep goose call *

  • Rose: Rosie

  • Hold the phone. It's really weird that we pretend to be

  • hungry baby birds just to get affection out of one another