I had the greatest parents ever.

Rise and shine.

It's "Take Your Kid to Work" Day.

Really?

It was just the three of us.

The Templetons.

Life was perfect--

--until that one fateful day.

Tim! Look who's here!

Meet your new baby

Broooootheeeeer

He's taking over the whole house!

Look at him!

He wears a suit!

He's like a little man.

He carries a briefcase.

Does no one else think that's,

oh, I don't know,

a little freaky?

Well, you carried Lamb Lamb around until you were like--

This is not about Lamb Lamb!

Trust me.

One day, you are gonna love him with all of your heart.

Never.

But I think the kid might be onto me.

Hands up, baby!

Aah! Poop duty!

AAH!

I've gotta deal with the K-I-D.

You can talk!

Uuuuuh.

Goo-goo-ga-ga.

No! You can really talk!

Fine.

I can talk.

Now let's see if you can listen.

Get me a double espresso

and see if there's some place around here with decent sushi

I'd kill

for a spicy tuna roll round about now.

Get yourself a little something.

Who are you?

Let's just say I'm the boss.

Just wait until Mum and Dad find out about this.

Power nap. Uh, you were saying?

(snaps fingers, crying)

(plates smashing and crashing)

(slaps mother's hand away)

He's taking over the whole house!

Look at him!

He wears a suit!

He's like a little man.

He carries a briefcase!