MAN

THIS IS

This is nothing like what the show is actually about

Yeah. Most of the descriptions I find don't really contain the information we need

Either they oversell something or undersell something

or aren't really indicative to the watching experience of the anime

So, I thought I'd play a fun game with myself and see if I could fix some anime descriptions

to contain the information that we really need to know

Alright, so let's start off with something I'm sure we can all agree with

you know, something very...

very simple you know

easy quick fix

Boku no Pico

STOP RECOMMENDING THIS ANIME TO PEOPLE YOU PIECES OF SHI--

but actucally watch it tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Battle Royal

Diary game

Predicting the future

Ok, you get the point

But see, this is the perfect example of a description that desperatly needs fixing

It's too tame

It makes it sound way more complex than it actually is

and it doesn't even mention the entire reason it got so popular

let's be real about this

Yeah I think...

I think that should about do it

POKEMON

Alright this should be pretty easy

I mean everyone grew up with this

OH GOD

Jesus Wikipedia! Do we really need a page worth of plot summary to explain Pokemon

It's really not that complicated

Look, let me cut out some of this fat for you

mmh mmh

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Now, how do we even begin to describe this anime?

Well, actually, it's pretty simple

but we're not going to give the series much justice with this description

Look, if it's Jojo's

There is only one real way to describe it

Ok well:

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We all know the reason we watched High School of the Dead

HAHA! YEAH BABY!

YOU KNOW THE DEAL

So, why the hell is there no mention of this in any description anywhere?

ANYWHERE!

MONSTERS?!?!

HIGH SCHOOL?!?!

C'mon guys we can do better than this!

C'mon Crunchyroll

I know you can do better than this

I mean I know Onizuka is a feel good show and whatnot

And sure: He's crude and fooled-mouthed

but "Using his street smarts to deal with colleagues and students"?

Let's not undersell here!

Remember kids!

If in doubt:

Just be a Dickhead™

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Who cares about that?

How are we ever going to appeal to the millenials of this age

If we don't spice this up a bit

(In echo) IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO!

PS: Use coupon code: "Geass" for 10% off your next meal at Pizza Hut™

Alright ONE PUNCH MAN

With a title like: ONE PUNCH MAN

It should be pretty simple to describe what ONE PUNCH MAN is about Right?

So WHY THE HELL DO WE NEED ALL THIS?

Don't worry tho

I got you covered

LOOK GUYS IT'S ANIME ABOUT SWIMMING

SWIMMING

SWIMMAAAAAAANG!

I'm kidding guys. Let's be real here. This show has nothing to do with swimming

Alright! You know what? I've had enough of doing this the long way

Let's just go to the LIGHTNING ROUND!

Spice and Wolf

School Days

Zankyou No Terror

Death Note

Tokyo Ghoul

Steins;Gate

Hetalia

Angel Beats

And that's all we had time for today

Next time: We'll be giving accurate descriptions of some of your favourite Shitty Waifus™

So, if you want to join in on that:

Leave me your accurate descriptions of some of your Shitty Waifus™

Here: let me get us started!

Senjougahara

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