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  • Hey guys so as you can see I still haven't moved yet. It's been a long process and just keeps getting delayed

  • So you're going to have to keep dealing with this echoiness. I'm literally living my brother's guest room right now

  • So different here. The trees in the corner and the painting's a little crooked. Miss my old room

  • So again, I apologize if the videos haven't been coming out quite as frequently

  • We'll get back into it once I move and get into everything yeah

  • No, probably not but...

  • We're here now, so let's get started

  • Dear Ryan, can you make pickup lines out of puns?

  • Pick-up lines are bad puns

  • We all know bad pickup lines like a typical

  • "Hey girl, are you from Tennessee because you're the only ten I see"

  • (Growing more intense) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • So yeah, I'm pretty sure I can make up some bad pickup lines

  • Here, I'll make pick-up lines using things I can find in my room

  • All right. What do we got here...

  • Let's see... empty Redbull can

  • Yoplait yogurt. Also empty

  • Cup-of-Noodles. With chopsticks. I think I'm not in focus

  • We have tissues as well

  • And a hat

  • Perfect!

  • This looks like trash...

  • (Romantic mood) Hey girl. I was just, uh

  • ThinCAN (thinking), maybe we could HAT (head) on down

  • To Yoplait (your place) Ya know?

  • Tissue and me (Just you and me)

  • *Box hits the floor*

  • like a, like, chop. Like two chopsticks

  • Really like two chopsticks. That's the best you could do?

  • Yeah! Because you know chopsticks come in pairs

  • (Scoffs) I'm so sorry

  • Ryan: Wait, wait, no just...

  • Girl: I... gotta go.

  • At least take down my number!

  • How else are you gonna send me a Cup-o-Noods (couple of nudes) though

  • *stifled laughter*

  • Couple of nudes? Cup of noodles? Cuz it's.. Cup-of-nood--

  • Oh. This is Marucho. It's not even a Cup...

  • Dear Ryan, can you drink a water bottle in one second?

  • I don't know if you guys saw it

  • But there's these guys who basically like suck all the water out of a water bottle in like a second

  • They're not actually like chugging the water at --- This does not look right

  • They have the water bottle

  • And they're basically like they squeeze it and like shove the water

  • into their

  • *upset groan*

  • they have the water bottle and

  • What is ... I am not PG today?

  • Yeah... this isn't going to go in. It probably will

  • You guys know what videos I'm talking about. I thought it was cool

  • I think I can do it. It's not that hard

  • You just try it. What's the worst that could happen?

  • (Off-camera) Hey, you legit think you can do this?

  • Ryan: I saw that video, I thought

  • "Oh, I could... probably do it"

  • And then now that I'm holding this in my hand.. this is a lot of water..

  • (Off-camera) That is

  • Alright. Here we go. You ready?

  • (Off-camera) Three, two

  • Ryan: Wait, wait, wait. (laughter) Start over

  • (Off-camera) Three... two... one... go!

  • *Splash* (Off-camera) Oh

  • I just missed my whole mouth

  • Sean: You still have a lot of water left

  • Ay, you did it!

  • Ryan: I didn't even do like... look at that... (laughter)

  • Okay, let me do half a bottle

  • Yo that was pretty good good

  • Ha ha ha Alright this time we're just gonna time it, see how long it takes three two one not ready

  • go

  • That was really slow laughs doing 4.9

  • Took a little break nice and not cool Gonna try to beat my score go oh?

  • My God there you go

  • Stop! 4.12 That's faster Let's try this one more time

  • One second? One, go!

  • *1.9* There's still water hahahaha

  • I cheated I still use yours

  • dear ryan can you do an act of happiness and an act of sadness at the same time

  • I know whoever left this dear Ryan you probably meant this to be tricky because happiness and sadness are opposites

  • But I go through this almost every single day of my life

  • I'm sure once you see what I'm talking about a lot of you guys do as well

  • Dear Ryan can you do a punny dub of Despacito?

  • Why yes I can

  • making puns out of the lyrics of a song is something that people naturally do you ever like misheard the

  • Lyrics to a song and sang something else that sounds like it

  • You're basically doing exactly that you know like when everybody misheard that Taylor Swift song, the

  • *sings* ...Starbucks lovers

  • Everybody thought she said was saying Starbucks lovers, but it's like a long list of Ex-lovers or something

  • That's basically it that's all you're doing is you're mis-hearing lyrics and making a pun

  • Especially songs that you, again, don't understand what they're saying like a song by Sean Paul, or

  • Psy, you know it's in Korean you want to sing along you just don't know how to say the words

  • They're saying so what I do is I turn it into English words or a sound this is for all you

  • Non-Spanish speakers who want to sing the chorus of Despacito without, you know, speaking Spanish

  • Dear Ryan can you reenact the dumbest thing you've done

  • I honestly can't just name one I do a lot of dumb things some I am more embarrassed of than others?

  • But I will say it is good for people to acknowledge the dumb things that you do that's how you learn for example

  • For example I do some things that are kind of dumb, but it's things that we all do. You know, little slip-ups here and there, a little embarrassing

  • Wait a second, where the hell's my phone?

  • And you're all set! Have a nice flight!

  • Thanks, you too!

  • Hey excuse me, spare any change? I'm sorry man. I actually didn't bring my wallet. What's that?

  • Hello. Yeah. Oh yeah. I'm just long

  • Just common little dumb brain farts. Happens to the best of us but then I am also guilty of some slightly dumber things

  • Little more embarrassing

  • Did you just blow on your ice cream? It's really cold, so

  • And of course there's the very dumb things that I've done a little more embarrassing

  • Alright so what we're gonna do is I am going to dress up like a ninja with a sword

  • and you guys are gonna go buy a bunch of fruits and you're going to throw it at me and I'm going to cut through all the fruits and

  • You alright?

  • Alright here you go. Now, the plate is extremely hot so be careful enjoy

  • Hi, would you like to sample our new pizza pocket flavor? Um, you know what I'm good. Okay Thank you though

  • You know what? I'll take one. Oh I'm sorry he just took the last one

  • Spare any change? oh yeah now. Put it all on Mayweather

  • Do you have any watermelons? that I do!

  • and

  • That was the dumbest thing I've ever done Crazy cool see the lesson now you see the moral of the story. Yeah

  • Moral of the story is to always be generous and show compassion to everyone especially those less fortunate

  • And in need. Or it can and will bite you in the butt

  • Kind of like how that homeless guy did to you. You know when he took the last sample? wait what what are you talking about?

  • It's not the lesson okay, then what is it? Just take the free sample the first time.

  • So leave your questions in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video. Maybe we should head on down to -

  • - your place, okay?

  • oh

  • Never seen anyone eat like that ha ha ha get the belly flopping

  • What am I filming right now?

Hey guys so as you can see I still haven't moved yet. It's been a long process and just keeps getting delayed

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私が今までにした中で最も愚かなこと!(ライアンへ) (Dumbest Things I've Ever Done! (Dear Ryan))

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    Caurora に公開 2021 年 01 月 14 日
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