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Now I thought I'd share some of my favorite "My Family is Weird"
stories from you guys. Here we go.
This first one's from @RockyHoare.
Wait. "Horror" or "whore"?
[ Laughter ]
Cause I was with a rocky whore in the Navy.
I hate to say it, but it's "RockyHoare."
[ Laughter ]
H-O-A-R-E.
Oh, like hoarfrost. Like a --
Yes. Sure.
Why not?
She says...My mother orders frozen margaritas and then won't drink them becasue "they're too cold."
It's like, "Oh!
I can't do that.
Ugh! Freezing!
"I got brain freeze!"
"These frozen margaritas are so cold!"
[ Laughter ]
Then don't order a frozen margarita.
Don't do it. [ Laughs ]
This one's from @poeTAYYtoe.
Oh, nice.
She says...My dad can never remember the name of the Minions from "Despicable Me." He's called them "The Dependables" "The Pinions" and "The Morons."
[ Laughter and applause ]
"I love those morons."
Yeah.
"I love the morons. They're great."
More cheese and crackers?
[ Laughter ]
"Squeeze cheese on a Ritz?"
Uh, yeah, thanks.
This one's from @hullojess, but H-U-L-L.
"Hullo." -"Hullo, Jess."
Hullo.
Hullo.
Hullo, Jess.
She says...
[ Laughter and applause ]
Well, you still have your eyes.
Yeah. Turned them into horns. - So maybe he was right.
Maybe he had a point.
Maybe he had a bunch of points.
Ha ha ha ha!
Save it, save it. Save your energy, guys.
This one's from @CptnSwan4TheWin.
Captain --
You almost run out of characters right there.
You can't tweet anything. - No more names.
Captain Swan for the win.
She says...When my brother and I are away at college, my mom puts scarecrow versions of us at the dinner table to have as guests.
There's a photo.
Lookit -- there's the photo right there she sent in.
[ Laughter and applause ]
"Wonder if mom even knows we're not home anymore."
"They're not eating again, honey."
"Yeah."
This one's from @amyevans1023.
She says... When I was little, my dad trained me to get him a beer when he barked like a seal.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Imitating seal barking ]
[ Laughing ] What?
Wait. You're not --
I never knew --
I never knew I had another sister.
Yeah, there you go.
Amy?
This one's from @jennyskorusa.
She says, "My grandma paid to have professional photos taken with one of her dolls and a stuffed monkey."
This is real, by the way.
"My grandma paid to have professional photos taken
with one of her dolls and a stuffed monkey."
She sent a photo. This is it.
[ Laughter and applause ]
[ Laughter continues ]
Genius.
Oh, my goodness.
This last one here is from @ErinBode.
She says..."Instead of XOXOXOXO,my mom ends every email with MPMOMOMOM."
There you have it.
Those are "Tonight Show" Hashtags.
Check out more of our favorites.
Go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.
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【ザ・トゥナイト・ショー】#家族の変なところ (Hashtags: #MyFamilyIsWeird)

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