Name: オネスト・トレイラー - ローガン(Feat. デッドプール) 200話目! (Honest Trailers - Logan (Feat. Deadpool) - 200th Episode!!)
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:57:19.000Z
Duration: 6 min 21 s
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The following trailer is rated 'S' for 'Spoilers'.

In a cinematic universe known for it's huge casts,

an X-Men movie will rise above it's peers,

Wow! They didn't put X-Men or Wolverine in the title.

You're getting some big cojones these days Fox,

where the last surviving X-Men have been  screwed out of their comic book royalties,

now he's one of those Uber drivers you cancel,

because it looks like he's going to murder you.

Hugh Jackman returns in his ninth go at the character,

and the man who took on Sabertooth, Magneto and Silver Samurai

"You can't read the label on that bottle."

Professor X is even older and sadder than he is.

[ Honest Trailer singing the X-Men Theme Song with a sad voice ]

Everything will change, when Logan meets his cloned daughter Laura,

Together, Logan and Charles will drive her to the lost boys clubhouse in North Dakota,

Wait, I thought all X-Men movies had to  cram in in the Phoenix saga

I mean, whose side is Mystique even on in this movie?

They don't even bust through a fence after someone says: "hold on!".

The mutants of the United States had been wiped out by corn or something.

Now, thrill as the last remaining Mexican ones are hunted across America,

A cyborg doing his best impression of Val Kilmer in Tombstone.

"I'm looking for someone, who's looking for you."

Learn about his evil plan from Laura's guardian,

A nurse and the best cellphone documentary maker EVER.

"They have never seen the sun or the ocean..."

There's like, fifty different shots in this thing.

So enjoy Hugh Jackman's final performance(?) As Wolverine,

That makes the last seventeen years of X-Men movies look meh by comparison,

and even pays off the prophecy from The Wolverine.

"You were holding your own heart in your hand."

Let's see here, Michael Bolton uhhh, Mr. Plinkett..

-I have you saved as "Fat Betsy, don't pick up".

HT: So, we're live right now in the middle of  out 200th honest trailer for Logan,

Hoping we could call you for something  edgy or mean to say? Hmmmm?

- Are you high? I'm not gonna sh*t on Logan.

- That film is a f*cking masterpiece.  And Jackman doesn't get an Oscar nom,

- I'm setting every VHS copy of Crash on fire!

HT: You're not threatened by another R rated super hero movie?

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オネスト・トレイラー - ローガン(Feat. デッドプール) 200話目! (Honest Trailers - Logan (Feat. Deadpool) - 200th Episode!!)

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