Name: スキッピング・スクール (ft.TheOdd1sOut) (Skipping School (ft.TheOdd1sOut))
Uploaded: 2021-01-14T06:57:05.000Z
Duration: 3 min 39 s
Description: VoiceTubeの動画で発音を聞きながら英語表現を覚えよう！学べる英語：

Once every semester in high school we would have a mandatory "Spirit Assembly."

I've been told that it was about supporting our sports teams or something, but based on

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the title, I'm not entirely convinced that it wasn't about ghosts.

Anyway, my friends and I would usually get our parents to write us notes so we could

leave after lunch instead of having to sit in those uncomfortable bleachers for two hours.

I was resigned to my spooky fate until 5th period when I found my golden ticket.

Someone had left a printed staff-only email ~in plain sight!~ It listed who was supposed

to guard which door after final attendance was taken to be sure that students couldn't

Armed with this email, and a map of the school, I began to hatch my escape plan.

I crossed off every exit in the list and found that one was to be left unattended.

For some reason the assembly was in the gym, so the auditorium - and its backstage door

Which would have been perfect if the entrance to the auditorium wasn't locked from the inside.

Luckily, I just happened to have some electrical tape.

When the lunch bell rang, I ran to my locker and hit my first snag.

Kyle noticed me taking things out of my locker instead of putting them away and immediately

With no time to explain, I got all Terminator-y on him and was like "Come with me if you want

So Kyle grabbed his bag and followed me to the the auditorium's side door, in plain view

I knew that the side door could be unlocked if you pulled up on the handle real hard,

but for the sake of the story pretend that I picked the lock because that's way cooler.

We made our way to the back of the auditorium and stashed our bags.

Then, I covertly disabled the entrance's locking mechanism.

After lunch everyone headed to take attendance before the assembly.

The entrance to the auditorium may be unlocked... but it's raised above the cafeteria floor...

walking up those steps would be suspicious.

For those of you not versed in The Art Of Doing Things You're Not Supposed To, a credibility

prop is something that makes it look like you belong where ya don't.

A fifty foot Ethernet cable coiled on a table by the door.

I was the first out of the room, and when I saw Kyle I threw him one end of the cable

Now if a teacher saw us walking up the steps, it would look like we were working?

We grabbed our bags and headed backstage.

Kyle opened the door blinding me with sunlight and freedom before retreating immediately.

Someone who had made a break for it was getting hauled back inside by a teacher, and she had

Dang it Kyle, do not blow this operation!

I opened the door more cautiously this time.

The coast was clear, and we bolted in opposite directions.

Rob, my getaway driver who remembered his note was waiting in his car, engine running.

It was hard to believe, after what must've been whole minutes of planning, we were finally

My fifth period teacher actually overheard me discussing my plan, and was like "TimTom,

why don't you just go to the assembly?" and I remember really dramatically turning around

and saying something like "It's not about the assembly, it's about the plan." and he

was like "... alright" and went back to playing solitaire.

One time I skipped school by hiding in someone's backyard when the bus pulled up to the stop,

and then I walked home after my mom left for work and used her email to let the school

know that I was sick, and I deleted their reply.

Which is horrible, but it was the only time I've ever impersonated someone, and I wanna

I never told her that though, so... you know, sorry mom.

There was a physics test that day and I wanted to play Minecraft instead.

And before I go, I want to thank James from The Odd1sOut for the cameo.

You might not have heard of him, he's a pretty small channel.

Who knows, one day you might be as popular as me...

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スキッピング・スクール (ft.TheOdd1sOut) (Skipping School (ft.TheOdd1sOut))

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