I'm sorry.

Top 10 things that keep me awake at night

Number 10:

Eating all those sugary snacks before my bedtime.

My bloodsugar goes through the roof.

Sorry, I just can't help myself

I love a good cookie dipped in hot chocolate.

Number 9:

Death and Existentialism

Just the thought that,

one day, me and everyone I love

will die

And that in just 500 years, no one is going to remember me.

So, what's the point of doing anything?

In the grand scheme of the universe,

do I even matter?

Unless the internet is still around by then.

Thumbs up if you're watching this in the year 2516.

And also,

Don't forget me.

Number 8:

My dogs (laughing)

My dogs just love to sleep on my bed every night.

You see, I sleep on a "Twin" Size bed,

which is a stupid name for a bed that can fit one person.

And I'm actually a twin, so I'm allowed to sleep on those.

So I'm not on the "Below Average height" on the height spectrum,

So I cover about 110% of the bed,

And if me and my dogs are both cognitive enough to plan something out, maybe

we would be able to set up a system. I mean they are pretty small dogs

I did the math, and they should be able to fit.

But my dogs have found that the most comfortable part of the bed

is right dead center in the middle.

So I just got to "fanaggle" my way into a comfortable position

and if the dog leans up against you or sits on your leg, then you are obligated by dog law

Not to move. Because you might disturb the dog.

And, you love them too much to do that

and my bed is right next to a window

so i sometimes open the blinds so they can

look outside

and so they're both right next to my face

but then in the morning if there's another person

or god forbid another dog outside

then

BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

GRRRRR

Jeez that was a long one

I just like talking about dogs

Number 7:

There are as many creatures on your body

as there are people on earth

And you don't want to even know

how many are living on your bed right now

now is this true i don't know

I just saw it on one of those fun fact websites

not to fun of a fact I think

and not knowing whether of not it's true is even scarier

that means there are probably micro organisms dying on you

every second

at least 12 of them have died on you since you started watching this video

but chances are that some of them are probably

doing it on your knee caps

on your eyelashes

microorganism more like microorgas-

and theres two ways you can look at this

one being that there's so many tiny creatures living on me

no matter how hard I scrub I'll never be clean

or you're never alone

every night when you hop into that empty bed of yours

you're sleeping with billions of microorganisms

you slut

Number 6:

They never caught the zodiac killer

I know he was around in the 70's

but if he was in his 20's

in the 70's

that means his only in his late 60's early 70's

right now

he can still be out there!

Who knows what he could be doing

maybe even failing at running for president

Ugh

And also according to some conspiracy theorists

They never caught John Wilkes Booth

Maybe Booth wants to get revenge

Maybe he's had enough and now

HE WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!

NUMBER 5!

Fractals! What are those, you ask?

Imagine you're a farmer and you have infinity fence posts to build a closed pen for your animals

and you have to use all the fence posts.

And you think 'Well, first off that's physically impossible

If I have infinity fence posts,

then I can't USE all of them, because

I'll always have more."

'HEY! YOU'RE COMPLAINING AND THEORIZING OVER THERE,

I JUST BUILT YOUR STUPID PEN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS"

This is a fractal, children.

It's a closed shape with infinite perimeter.

What? What? Infinite perimeter?

But I can see it. I can measure it

Haha no shut up. You're not looking close enough

Lets zoom in. Basically you can zoom up on this pattern forever. That's just what a fractal is.

So since no matter how much you zoom in up on this shape. It will always repeat itself

The perimeter of this shape or the fences you use to make it is infinite

It's a closed shape with an infinite perimeter.

is the area of this shape infinite too? I don't know, ask Vsauce

DOESN'T THAT BLOW YOUR MIND?!

Number 4: Barcode scanners scan the white spaces in the bar code, not the black spaces

Number 3: Looking on my phone for hours before I go to bed

How many times over skype do you tell your friends "Alright, I'm going to bed now"

And then you go to your bed and you pull out your phone

and mess around with it for an hour.

and I've heard some studies saying

"Oh looking at computer screens all day makes it harder for you sleep"

Which is probably true.

Why do I go on my phone every night?

and the sad thing is I usually stop looking at my phone

Because my battery is going to die.

I have a problem.

Number 2:

The universe is HUGE!

WOAH do you realize how big space is?

Man we are just a spec in the grand scheme of things

This is kind of getting back to my point

That nothing really matters

Did you know that scientists have found a black hole

That's 12 billion times larger than the sun

That black hole is 18 hundred light years long

You know you probably could have lived your whole lives

Without knowing that... I'm sorry

Before we get to number 1, Here are some honorable mentions

AND the number 1 thing that keeps me awake at night is

YouTube is not a stable job.

Because of how long it takes me to make a video

I can't really give my opinion on YouTube Drama

Heck I'm still working on my fine bros rant

So a lot of you probably know YouTube took away some creators monetization on videos

For not being advertiser friendly

and they weren't even telling them about it

Now I'm a pretty innocent PG Rated Channel

So I didn't really get affected by this new change at all

SEE YA LATER SCRUBS

But Dang it!

If This shows us anything is that Youtube does not care too much

At whats making their website profitable

Whats stoping Youtube from saying:

"Hey we are going to take 90% of your ad revenue and all your titles have to say Youtube is Great in them"

And Yeah, if Youtube makes bad bussiness decisions they'll go out of bussiness

but so will i.

so that, that keeps me awake at night

So in the last video i said i was gonna read a certain comic because someone said it was racist

and i remember looking at the footage frame by frame when i was editing

To see if you could actually read it

And i thought it was actually good enough that you couldn't read it

but one guy took a screenshot

and then enhanced the image and then redrew it

now none of his comments got that many likes so i doubt any of you saw it

but i still saw it dude!

So here's the racist comic from the last video

I made it around Michael Jackson's death

So someone asks

"Will Michael Jackson be Black or White in Heaven?"

And heres the "Racy" part

So he says "He'll be white because everyone's PERFECT in Heaven!"

And that's the Joke

are you happy?

Also i wanted to announce that i'm selling T-SHIRTS!

Except i'm not because I'm having some trouble with the Website

And i didn't wanna wait to upload This video just because the shirts were taking a long time

I wanna make sure everything's working

before i start selling them

but definately keep the lookout for those.

I'm Thinking this week

Sorry, They're not ready yet

Maybe it's not working because you didn't wear your seatbelt