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  • Hey, if you're watching this and it's late at night, and you have school tomorrow,

  • I'm sorry.

  • Top 10 things that keep me awake at night

  • Number 10:

  • Eating all those sugary snacks before my bedtime.

  • My bloodsugar goes through the roof.

  • Sorry, I just can't help myself

  • I love a good cookie dipped in hot chocolate.

  • Number 9:

  • Death and Existentialism

  • Just the thought that,

  • one day, me and everyone I love

  • will die

  • And that in just 500 years, no one is going to remember me.

  • So, what's the point of doing anything?

  • In the grand scheme of the universe,

  • do I even matter?

  • Unless the internet is still around by then.

  • Thumbs up if you're watching this in the year 2516.

  • And also,

  • Don't forget me.

  • Number 8:

  • My dogs (laughing)

  • My dogs just love to sleep on my bed every night.

  • You see, I sleep on a "Twin" Size bed,

  • which is a stupid name for a bed that can fit one person.

  • And I'm actually a twin, so I'm allowed to sleep on those.

  • So I'm not on the "Below Average height" on the height spectrum,

  • So I cover about 110% of the bed,

  • And if me and my dogs are both cognitive enough to plan something out, maybe

  • we would be able to set up a system. I mean they are pretty small dogs

  • I did the math, and they should be able to fit.

  • But my dogs have found that the most comfortable part of the bed

  • is right dead center in the middle.

  • So I just got to "fanaggle" my way into a comfortable position

  • and if the dog leans up against you or sits on your leg, then you are obligated by dog law

  • Not to move. Because you might disturb the dog.

  • And, you love them too much to do that

  • and my bed is right next to a window

  • so i sometimes open the blinds so they can

  • look outside

  • and so they're both right next to my face

  • but then in the morning if there's another person

  • or god forbid another dog outside

  • then

  • BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK

  • GRRRRR

  • Jeez that was a long one

  • I just like talking about dogs

  • Number 7:

  • There are as many creatures on your body

  • as there are people on earth

  • And you don't want to even know

  • how many are living on your bed right now

  • now is this true i don't know

  • I just saw it on one of those fun fact websites

  • not to fun of a fact I think

  • and not knowing whether of not it's true is even scarier

  • that means there are probably micro organisms dying on you

  • every second

  • at least 12 of them have died on you since you started watching this video

  • but chances are that some of them are probably

  • doing it on your knee caps

  • on your eyelashes

  • microorganism more like microorgas-

  • and theres two ways you can look at this

  • one being that there's so many tiny creatures living on me

  • no matter how hard I scrub I'll never be clean

  • or you're never alone

  • every night when you hop into that empty bed of yours

  • you're sleeping with billions of microorganisms

  • you slut

  • Number 6:

  • They never caught the zodiac killer

  • I know he was around in the 70's

  • but if he was in his 20's

  • in the 70's

  • that means his only in his late 60's early 70's

  • right now

  • he can still be out there!

  • Who knows what he could be doing

  • maybe even failing at running for president

  • Ugh

  • And also according to some conspiracy theorists

  • They never caught John Wilkes Booth

  • Maybe Booth wants to get revenge

  • Maybe he's had enough and now

  • HE WANTS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT!

  • NUMBER 5!

  • Fractals! What are those, you ask?

  • Imagine you're a farmer and you have infinity fence posts to build a closed pen for your animals

  • and you have to use all the fence posts.

  • And you think 'Well, first off that's physically impossible

  • If I have infinity fence posts,

  • then I can't USE all of them, because

  • I'll always have more."

  • 'HEY! YOU'RE COMPLAINING AND THEORIZING OVER THERE,

  • I JUST BUILT YOUR STUPID PEN AND IT LOOKS LIKE THIS"

  • This is a fractal, children.

  • It's a closed shape with infinite perimeter.

  • What? What? Infinite perimeter?

  • But I can see it. I can measure it

  • Haha no shut up. You're not looking close enough

  • Lets zoom in. Basically you can zoom up on this pattern forever. That's just what a fractal is.

  • So since no matter how much you zoom in up on this shape. It will always repeat itself

  • The perimeter of this shape or the fences you use to make it is infinite

  • It's a closed shape with an infinite perimeter.

  • is the area of this shape infinite too? I don't know, ask Vsauce

  • DOESN'T THAT BLOW YOUR MIND?!

  • Number 4: Barcode scanners scan the white spaces in the bar code, not the black spaces

  • Number 3: Looking on my phone for hours before I go to bed

  • How many times over skype do you tell your friends "Alright, I'm going to bed now"

  • And then you go to your bed and you pull out your phone

  • and mess around with it for an hour.

  • and I've heard some studies saying

  • "Oh looking at computer screens all day makes it harder for you sleep"

  • Which is probably true.

  • Why do I go on my phone every night?

  • and the sad thing is I usually stop looking at my phone

  • Because my battery is going to die.

  • I have a problem.

  • Number 2:

  • The universe is HUGE!

  • WOAH do you realize how big space is?

  • Man we are just a spec in the grand scheme of things

  • This is kind of getting back to my point

  • That nothing really matters

  • Did you know that scientists have found a black hole

  • That's 12 billion times larger than the sun

  • That black hole is 18 hundred light years long

  • You know you probably could have lived your whole lives

  • Without knowing that... I'm sorry

  • Before we get to number 1, Here are some honorable mentions

  • AND the number 1 thing that keeps me awake at night is

  • YouTube is not a stable job.

  • Because of how long it takes me to make a video

  • I can't really give my opinion on YouTube Drama

  • Heck I'm still working on my fine bros rant

  • So a lot of you probably know YouTube took away some creators monetization on videos

  • For not being advertiser friendly

  • and they weren't even telling them about it

  • Now I'm a pretty innocent PG Rated Channel

  • So I didn't really get affected by this new change at all

  • SEE YA LATER SCRUBS

  • But Dang it!

  • If This shows us anything is that Youtube does not care too much

  • At whats making their website profitable

  • Whats stoping Youtube from saying:

  • "Hey we are going to take 90% of your ad revenue and all your titles have to say Youtube is Great in them"

  • And Yeah, if Youtube makes bad bussiness decisions they'll go out of bussiness

  • but so will i.

  • so that, that keeps me awake at night

  • So in the last video i said i was gonna read a certain comic because someone said it was racist

  • and i remember looking at the footage frame by frame when i was editing

  • To see if you could actually read it

  • And i thought it was actually good enough that you couldn't read it

  • but one guy took a screenshot

  • and then enhanced the image and then redrew it

  • now none of his comments got that many likes so i doubt any of you saw it

  • but i still saw it dude!

  • So here's the racist comic from the last video

  • I made it around Michael Jackson's death

  • So someone asks

  • "Will Michael Jackson be Black or White in Heaven?"

  • And heres the "Racy" part

  • So he says "He'll be white because everyone's PERFECT in Heaven!"

  • And that's the Joke

  • are you happy?

  • Also i wanted to announce that i'm selling T-SHIRTS!

  • Except i'm not because I'm having some trouble with the Website

  • And i didn't wanna wait to upload This video just because the shirts were taking a long time

  • I wanna make sure everything's working

  • before