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[Music plays]
[Music stops]
[Deadpool]: Well, I'm an idiot.
I could have sworn the invite said it was a costume party.
[Man coughs]
That guy gets it.
Love the hair.
So, what's tonights theme?
Everyone's dressing like what the 90's thought was tough?
Oh, come on. Bartender me!
Ask me, "Rough day?" while you rub
the same spot over and over.
[Bartender]: Do you ever shut up?
I know. I'm a chatty cathy!
But what are you gonna do? Sew my mouth shut?
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Don't answer that.
If you stay here, Deadpool...
It's gonna get ugly, real fast.
[Musical cue begins]
Ooh. Was that a musical cue?
Gosh, it disturbs me
to see you Deadpool
In fact, it usually does
'Cause you look like my balls
under that hood, Deadpool
Just thinking of it
kills my buzz
You know, normally that would have just hurt my feelings...
... but, DAMN it. I've always wanted to be in a musical!
There's no man in town
as reviled as you
and hell, they all wish you would die!
Even though you've proven
quite tricky to kill
Everyone's going to
tryyyyy
Noooooooooo
Oooooooone's
Slick as Deadpool
No one's quick as Deadpool
No one punches you
right in the DICK
like Deadpool!
For there's no man in town
half as--
Ooo, chimichanga!
Perfect, give up man, it's gone
You can ask Anna, Natty or Betsy
And they'll tell you who's team
They prefer to be oooooon!
[Black Widow]: Avengers.
[Rogue]: X-Men.
[Deadpool]: Come on, say X-Force!
[Psylocke]: Bugger off, Wade.
[Deadpool]: So, what's going on with this threesome anyway?
Sexy recon? Super "Charlie's Angels"?
Oh! I could be your Bosley!
[Rogue]: Watch your back, sugar.
Noooooooooo
Oooooooone's
Fun like Deadpool
Shoots his gun like Deadpool
Heroes should not kill a ton
like Deadpool
My kill count is really
Intimidating!
Hey, kill that guy!
That Deadpool!
Shoot off his balls
Cut off his route
Hey, sexy friends
won't you please help me out?
Fiiiiiiiirst
Oooooooone
To kill Deadpool
gets to win the dead pool!
If Spider-Man were here
that'd be really cool
You're lucky I was
passing through here
Yaaaay!
Your tights do great things
for your arse!
[Hey, you're no slouch in that way either.]
Thanks, voice!
But every last inch of me's
covered in scaaaars!
[Gun shot]
SHIT!
Mother... fucker!
[Gun shot]
Nooooooooo
Ooooooone
Flips like Deadpool
Changes clips like Deadpool
No one wields katanas
and RIPS like Deadpool
I'm especially good at
DECAPITATING!
Heads roll for Deadpool!
When I was a boy
I humped this unicorn
Every morning to help me get off
But lately I'm thinking
I might hump The Hulk
Tell me, what is that like
Romanoooooff?
Noooooooooo
Oooooooone
Jokes like Deadpool
or provokes like Deadpool
No one else has an ego
to stroke like Deadpool
You guys wanna spoon
and watch Conan later?
NO!
My what a guyyyy
DEADPOOOOOOL
DEADPOOOOOOL [MEEEEEEEEEEE!]
[MEEEEEEEEEEE!]
[Door opens]
HEY! Who's gonna help clean this shit up!?
[Deadpool, distant]: Not it!
[Bartender]: Awww, fucking perfect...
[Instrumental track plays]
[Hey, you made it to the credits! ]
[I'm so proud of you.]
[If you stay until the end, there's a really fun easter egg.]
[You know, Marvel-style.]
[That sounds like a sexual position.]
[Anyway, I digress...]
[While you wait, here's a little something for the kids]
[INGREDIENTS YOU'LL NEED]
[1 pound ground beef, 1 small onion, chopped, 1 clove garlic, minced]
[1 tsp. dried oregano leaves, 1 tsp. crushed red pepper, 8 flour tortillas (6 inch)]
[6 oz. shredded cheese, 2 cups oil, 1/4 cup sour cream]
[1/4 cup finely chopped fresh cilantro]
[If you like cilantro, that is. Some people hate it.]
[Brown meat in large skillet on medium-high heat; drain. Add onions, garlic, oregano and crushed pepper; cook 5 min. of until onions are tender, stirring occasionally.]
[Spoon 1/4 cup meat mixture onto center of each tortilla; top with cheese. Fold in all sides of tortillas to completely enclose filling; secure with wooden toothpicks. Place in single layer on baking sheet. Refrigerate 20 min.]
[Heat oil in large saucepan on medium-high heat. Add chimichangas, 2 at a time; cook 5 min. or until golden brown. Drain on paper towels. Remove and discard toothpicks. Serve chimichangas topped with sour cream and cilantro.]
[Look at that! A free, fan created Deadpool short film..]
[...and a chimichanga recipe to go with it! It's your lucky day!]
[Good for you. Give yourself a hand!]
[Not like that...]
[...OK, maybe a little like that.]
[Did you know that less than 87% of people watch credits?]
[And 94% of all statstics are made up on the spot?]
[But seriously, all these folks made this thing for you!]
[So, thank you for watching our thing!]
[If you saw this, write something nice! Because you're nice!]
[OK, here it comes... The big end easter egg!]
[Be kind to one another, and enjoy the chimichangas!]
[Excuse me, I gotta get back to work...]
[*Ahem*]
[Broom sweeping sounds]
[Deadpool, quietly]: Come to daddy, precious...
[Metal claw SNIKT!, toy squeak]
[Deadpool]: Uh, excuse me?
That's my unicorn.
[Toy squeak]
[Wolverine]: Go fuck yourself.
[Deadpool]: Oh, let's go do that!
Have you got time for a fastball special?
[SNIKT!]
Oooh, two in the pool, one in the stool?
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Deadpool Musical - Beauty and the Beast "Gaston" Parody (歌詞/lyrics)

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